Oh-Ace-Is
When we got to the island
We laid down the anchor
And I must have been thirsty
'Cos I necked Binks' Sake
When we got to the harbour
The Marines were waiting
And it isn't my fault
That Akainu set fire to me
Trafalgar Law came to save us
He found me and my best friend
Whose name is Marco
But they call him the Phoenix
We went to Water Seven
Law knew all the shipwrights
They were all very friendly
But I needed a doctor, uh-oh
I've had better days, but I don't care
Oh, I just got a message from a snail
Ran into Ivankov
He healed all my injuries
And turned me into a girly
Marco thought it was funny
Down at Enies Lobby
There were all these annoying
Cipher Pol Nine assassins
We tried to ignore them, uh oh
I've had better days, but I don't care
Luffy sent that message through the snail
When the adventure was over
The word was all over
That I was an okama
Marco had told them
And so now we're not talking
Except we've got tickets
To see Brook play Skypeia
And I think we're still going, uh oh
I've had better days, but I don't care
I got another message from the snail
Luffy is the Strawhat Captain
He wants to become King of the Pirates
Blackbeard's gonna wet himself, I swear