Warning: Attempted Humor,foul Language

"M-my Guardian what?"Lovino said,his face still in the crazy woman's shoulder

The woman giggled,

"A Guardian Cat,well it's hard to explain really...oh! It's a person who was originally born as a human but God sent us back to Earth as Animals. A few are picked as cats and other Animals. Like my Friends,one was sent as a bird and the other a dog! It was funny when we met up because those three animals are Mortal Enemies!-" she giggled and began talking about something else that Lovino didn't really care about.

"So...what was the point of her being here?"he thought annoyed

"-and that's how we found Franny under a suspension Bridge~..."The woman smiled

"Wait...what?"Lovino stared at the beaming woman"Look ..."

"Antoinette"She cut in,a smile on her bright face

"...right,whatever,what's that point of you being here?"He asked blankly.

Antoinette pouted

"I'm your Guardian cat,meaning that I'm here to protect you from something that is upcoming in the near future"She explained "But until that time,i have to be around you all the time~"She hugged him again.

Lovino twitched.

"FFFFFFFUUU-"He screamed in his mind

A sudden grumble rang out throughout the small apartment. Antoinette started to giggle

"Someone's Hungry~"Antoinette gushed,smushing her cheeks with her hands"How about I make some Churros,Si ?~"She happily skipped to towards the kitchen not even waiting for Lovino to answer.

The blanket that covered her fell to the ground. Lovino shrieked and covered his face.

"Chigigi!Put some clothes on!"His face bright red

"Eh~but...i don't have any!"Antoinette she wined,crouching down to grab the blanket and pulled it over her covering most of her body.

Later

After giving Antoinette an black short sleeved shirt and baggy shorts topped off with wearing Lovino's white Apron with a little red Tomato(Which Antoinette literally hugged)stitched not the right side of the chest area,she set to work making Churros.

Often having to ask Lovino where several things where,until he said screw it and started to help.

Both working in silence. Antoinette working with a large carefree smile,while Lovino had a small scowl. After making them,Antoinette looked at Lovino

"Awww~You're covered in Chocolate and Sugar~" Antoinette giggled,smiling at Lovino,who blushed and turned away

"L-leave me alone!"He mumbled,scowling at the floor and picked up a napkin and tried to whipped off the sweet ingredients and completely missing it.

"You missed it"Antoinette giggled,picking up a napkin and folded it and lent forward. Bending over the small table and whipping off the Chocolate and Sugar. Again Lovino turned bright red(if that was possible).

"S-stop doing embarrassing Th-things,dammit"Lovino mumbled scratching the back of his head.

Antoinette gave him a confused look"But...i can't help it,you're too cute~!"She smiled,Lovino literally had to cover his eyes with his hands to keep from letting his eye-balls melt from her smile.

Antoinette stretched,her back popping

"Ah~it feels good to do that"She mumbled smiling,obviously content.

Lovino looked at the clock

10:35 am

Good thing it was Saturday or else he would be screwed.

"Ahaha~We're covered in Ingredients,i think we need a bath,Si?" Antoinette clapped her hands together"One together?" She stared at Lovino with Innocent eyes

"T-together?"Lovino stuttered His face exploded with the bright color that is red.

"Si!" Antoinette Squealed and grabbed Lovino's arm and running towards the Bathroom. Not even getting a chance to answer/refuse Lovino tried to pull his arm out of the Spanish woman's grasp.

I have no idea how it that ended like that XD

I know the Description for a 'Guardian cat' is kinda weird . I'm uncreative. Sue me.

Arrivederci ~