Warning: PruCan ahead

Gillian

Bahh~ I hate being dog!

To frickin' hairy man.

I have weird sudden urges like; sticking my head out of a moving car,stickin' my nose in people's crotches(Oh god,i did that Mattie's pot-head friend. Hella funny. Though he didn't smell as good as Mattie~ )hell sometimes I even wanna drink out of the frickin' toilet bowl! Stupid things not even awesome enough for me.

The door opened and in walked adorable little Mattie holding bags of Pan-ahem I mean food.

"O-oh,hello Maria" Mattie smiled at me with his frickin' cute/adorable smile.

For some reason he named me Maria...

But anyway how can a guy be so freakin' cute!

Mattie shut the door,and walked into his kitchen. Putting the pan- dammit! Bags of food down and then walked over to me. Kneeling by me,stroking my white fur.

"Were you a good girl while I was gone?" He scratched behind my ear and oh god~

To humor him I yipped happily and nuzzled my nose to his cheek.

He fucking giggled,

"S-stop that t-tickles!" He pushed my nose away and giggled. Oh mein gott,if I had a recorder right now I'd record everytime he's ever giggled. Why does he have to be so fuckin' adorable?

He stood up and stretched and oh god his shirt rode up. No. Bad Gillian.

"A-are you okay,Maria?"Mattie looked concerned towards me. Deciding to not nod my head I ran into Mattie's room.

"What just happened?" My super-awesome hearing picked that up.

Take that Louise!

Now all I have to do is remember how to change back into a human...

That's the only bad thing about this place The best is Mattie's Pancakes~

His food is too damn good!

Oh that reminds me of Arthur,god his cooking sucks. Though I do kinda feel bad for him since he's with Allison,Mattie's older sister.

She has a diet of junkfo-Mattie's cooking!

I ran towards the smell of that orgasmic food.

Mattie turned towards me and smiled,

"I'm betting your hungry,eh"Mattie smiled "I'm almost done" True to his word,he was done in about five minutes.

He set a plate of two Pancakes on the floor and sat down at the Oak table.

Mein Gott,you should have seen how much Maple Syrup he put on 'em.

It was like...ah shit what was that story...somethin' 'bout Joanna's arc or something'. Ya' now where a guy predicted the world was gonna end so he built a boat and brought two of each animal on the ship,one male and the other a female.

Shit I'm getting' distracted by thinking and I'm wastin' time to eat Pancakes~

"MAAAAAATTTTTIIIIEEE~!" Allison,shit.

"H-hello,Al"It's hard to believe that Allison is Matthew's older sister.

Their personalities clash.

"I brought Foldy~"If you couldn't guess,that was Artie.

Allison decided that since he was a Scottish Fold,he'd be 'Foldy'.

Artie hates that name.

So just to screw with 'em. I call him that.

"Al,can't you name him something else?"

"Nope~" She held Artie tightly to her chest and oh my god he's bright red.

If dogs could laugh,I'd be Lmao'ing my ass of right 'bout now.

"Al...i think you're suffocating him" Allison looked down and quickly pulled Artie away.

"Are you okay!" She shook the poor bastard.

Wow I kinda sound like Mattie's friend..ah what was his name. I don't remember but he loves cussing,a little cute. But Mattie's cuter~

Artie hissed at Allison and waved his paw/claws at her.

Matthew giggled nervously.

"I think he's mad at you,Al"

"Peeeshaw,he ain't pissed at me" She did the gay hand wave thing " 'F he was he'd,i un't know. Scratchin' my face off"

Artie looked about ready to do that.

She flopped down in the other chair,crossing her leg over the other.

"Now slave,get me a cup 'o coffee" This American just called my Mattie her slave! Hell to the no.

I quickly stood by Mattie and Growled at Allison,

"Back off bitch he's mine!" It probably just sounded like 'woof woof woof '

"Matt...i think dog wolf thing want's somethin' " No duh you bitch,i want you to leave my Mattie alone and get your fat-ass up. And imma Fuckin' DOG. D-O-J. DOG! Wait..that's not how you spell dog. D-O-G There,now I got it.

"Stop barking,Gillian"

"Artie~"

"It's Arthur"

Whatever you Pussy...cat"Arthur's huge-ass eyebrow twitched.

After a few hours they went home.

Matthew collapsed on his bed.

"Sometimes I wonder how Mother and Father managed to keep up with her"Mattie rolled over,facing me and pat the bed next to him.

I hopped up next to him,and layed down.

He pat my head and smiled at me.

I crawled closer to him and buy my head on his stomach.

Mattie carefully pulled off his glasses and put them on his nightstand.

"Good night,Maria." and he fell asleep.

Then I remembered how I could turn back into a human.

Yaaay~!

I couldn't resist,i wanted to write Arthur,Allison,Mattie and (The Awesome) Gillian.

I actually had to say Allison's lines so I could Americanize 'em.

I can imagine Allison calling Artie 'Foldy' because of his ears.

Scottish Folds are frickin' cute! (Especially Iggy~)

XD I love how writing this,I was watching Dog the Bounty hunter and now CSI:Miami.

Whelp I think I'm done :D

Bye~