Wow so I read the ending of my last chapter, and wow it is really shitty XD. I should really listen to songs while I write. Lol, if anyone has any awesome yet sort of depressing songs, tell me them XD. It makes me go dramatic and stuff and then I write better I guess lol.
Disclaimer: YES! THEY ARE FINALLY NOT HAVING A CONVERSATION! Okay, hehe I do NOT own Naruto! I'd rule the anime world if I did :P or at least be like a millionaire or some rich dude.
Hinata POV
"Humph, waste of time." Itachi spat tediously.
"Tobi wants to go to a bar today. Who wants to come with Tobi?" He awaited for several volunteers, however the whisk of the moving fan was his only response. "What? No one likes Tobi!" He slipped his palms with mine sending promising eyes to me. "Hinata-hime, would you go with me?"
"Hey, un. I call her hime!" Deidara whined.
"Uh, um…" I blurted indecisively. "Um, sure?"
"YAY! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI CONVINCED A GIRL TO GO TO A BAR WITH TOBI!" He exclaimed and rushed through the door dragging my body behind him.
"Shit, un. What just happened?"
"You'd better save that girl." Itachi warned and his eyes met Sasori's. "Especially you Sasori. I heard you have feelings for her. Humph, how unlike you."
"Eh, Tobi?" I temporarily discontinued him from his extreme rampage, and shot him innocent puppy eyes.
"AWWW! HINATA-HIME! TOBI THINKS YOU ARE ADORABLE!" He scuffed my hair the same way Deidara did allowing me to grumble unsatisfied, though he didn't hear it.
"Um, anyways, can we, er bring Sakura with us?" I shyly requested.
"Who's Sakura? Tobi doesn't know what a Sakura is. OH OH! Is Hinata-hime talking about that piece of cotton candy in Itachi's room?"
"Um…yes I think…?"
"OH! WHY? COTTON-GIRL IS SO MEAN TO TOBI! Tobi likes to take Itachi's weird contact lenses that make him look cool, so Tobi went into the room and found cotton-girl crying, and all Tobi did was try to eat her!"
"Well, Uh…Well Sakura" I strained for an excuse. Damn it what do I say? "Please Tobi." I hopefully persuaded.
"Hmm, alright!"
Sasori POV
"Damn, where's that damn Tobi and your girlfriend, un?" Deidara interrogated.
"Why do you keep thinking she's my girlfriend?"
"Because, you kiisseeedddd her." He purposely lengthened the word kissed.
"Humph, she's smart though. When we left, the door to Itachi's room was open. They brought the other kunoichi with her. They will probably try to escape again, so we'd better hurry."
"Hm, un. What type of bar would Tobi go to…Oh that one!" He pointed to an extended sign where the title was 'The bar for people who feel like going to bars'
"This seems pretty Tobi-like, but how do we know for sure."
"You can't smell his insanely poisoning perfume from here, un?"
Hinata POV
The sky darkened soon after we vanished, we arrived to a bar with an unusually lingering name. Already, Tobi became drunk after a few drinks and attempted to offer me several, but I just pretended to drink them. I wasn't going to let this opportunity to getaway slip away from my fingers like our last chance. I tapped Sakura, and whispered to her ear. "Sakura, we should try to escape now. Tobi is drunk and-"
"Huh? Oh hi Hinata! Oh my gosh, let's go dance around those hot guys!" She squealed.
"Wha? Oh crap, you're drunk." I realized as she pulled me into the dance floor.
"Where is Hinata-hime going? Tobi wants to dance too!" Tobi slithered toward Sakura and me, and they both freakishly danced like goofballs.
"Sakura! What are you doing?" All she did was giggle and danced even more gawkily. I tried to pull her away, but she refused irritably. "We are supposed to be escaping…"
"Hey, how about escaping with me?" A random man wickedly suggested with a seducing voice.
"Or me?" Another one comfortably wrapped an arm around my shoulder.
"Ugh! Get away from me!" I slapped away their beer-stinking grasps away. "This place is getting creepier every second. I've got to get away from each other. I can get Sakura later." I decided.
Another arm wrapped around my waist, except it uncovered to be Tobi. "Hinata-hime wants to leave?" He acted as though he was a sophisticated straight man with a slight implication of immaturity.
"U-uh, no Tobi." Although the somehow intelligent man figured out my plan, his voice was unbelievably endearing and to-die-for.
I rested my hand over his stiff shoulder. "Don't worry. I just, have to go to the bathroom." I swindled the drunken man.
"Oh, ok. Tobi is going to go dance more." I stressfully searched for the bathroom, and then once I did, the signs were ruined so much probably from the drunken people that I couldn't tell the gender.
"Oh great. Please have no one in there and a window." I pleaded. When I entered the grueling bathroom, I heard voices that were familiar.
"Would you hurry up?" A voice reprimanded.
"I'm sorry! Tobi made me this shitty drink before and said was good for my colon, un!"
"Un?" I uttered out loud. "Oh great. Just my luck."
"Who's there, un? Why does it sound like a girl and why did she copy me by saying un, un?" Deidara grunted, not bothering to check behind him. (Btw Deidara is using the toilet thingy that men use that has like no stall lol)
"Deidara, you dumbass, it's Hinata."
The blonde pulled up his boxers and glared at me. "Eep!" I squealed, shielding my eyes and whirling around, so my back would face him.
"We know all about your little plan of trying to escape." Sasori notified, and during the time Deidara zipped up his pants.
"It was an epic fail." I told him. "Eh, Deidara. Aren't you going to wash your hands?"
"Guys as sexy as me don't need to wash their hands." I glanced wide-eyed, and shivered for he has touched me countless times.
While the thoughts of Deidara touching me twirled through my mind, Sasori held my hand as though we were couple. "Don't get any ideas, Deidara. I'm just making sure she doesn't try to get away again."
Before we even exited the bathroom, warmth invaded my face and my palms soon became nervously sweaty, or was it his? I wasn't sure, but the anxiety was still exploiting through me.
The lights were dimmed in the dance/ drinking room and everybody was on the floor unconscious. Deidara slapped the thumb-sucking Tobi and kicked Sakura in the head. "Hey! Don't treat her like that!" I daringly defied him.
He scoffed and put Tobi's arm around his shoulder and pulled Sakura. "Holy crap. This girl is fucking heavy."
"Huh? Tobi fell asleep?" Tobi's renewed body woke. "OMG, TOBI HAS TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY SOME SAUSAGES! WHO WANTS TO COME?"
"Tobi, I think you've done enough." Sasori muttered.
"Yeah, un. No one wants to go midnight shopping with you."
"GASP! Sasori is holding Hinata's hand! Aaah! Love love love!" Then like a butterfly, well sort of, he flew away elegantly, using the wall instead of the door again.
I heaved, sensing the last of my energy drain away. "What's wrong?"
"I'm tired, duh. Can't even remember the last time I ate."
"Hey, Sasori, why don't you carry the girl? I'd be the man thing to do, un." Deidara snickered wildly until the weight of Sakura took effect.
Sasori 'humphed' and grabbed me, positioning me the way Deidara usually held me. (Bridal-style) I sleepily snuggled toward him, not caring that Deidara was snorting from the image.
"Hehe, it's too bad you two are enemies. You guys would've been cute together. Sort of like Konan and Pein." Deidara couldn't help saying.
Sasori POV
Even though it was over midnight, everyone was still awake doing their usual things. Astoundingly, Tobi was there before us, gleefully preparing his sausages.
I snapped the lights on, while Deidara left to steal Tobi's sausages and put Sakura back. Hinata yawned and fluttered her eyes to adapt to the new lighting.
"You seem really tired. You should get some sleep." I recommended motherly. She didn't reply, instead the agitated teen wobbled to the same corner as before and leaned her head to the wall. "That will be quite uncomfortable position during the night."
"Leave me alone." She fought back. She wasn't usually the one who was easily angered. I sat next to her and tested her temperature with my hand. She was burning up again and her cherry-colored cheeks clued the condition returned.
"Come on, your fever will just get worse if you don't get into the bed." She stubbornly thrashed her head from left to right. Nevertheless, I carried her anyways to the bed closer to the door, tucking her in.
"Aww, is Sasori playing mommy?" Hidan teased and at the same time entering the room.
"Shut the fuck up. I need to keep her alive or her loved-ones will just try to kill us."
"Humph, so who's the babe?" He stroked her hair and grinned deviously.
"Whoa. What are Hidan and Sasori doing to Hinata-hime?" Tobi bumbled out of nowhere.
"Hm, un. These sausages are so gross Tobi, un. They taste like shit."
"Deidara-sempai! Don't eat them. Thhheeyyy are miinnee! They are made from this special tofu!"
"Hmm?" Hinata got up a bit, wondering what the commotion is. "What the heck? Why am I surrounded with guys?"
"Cuz you damn smoking baby." Hidan flirted.
"Like my sausages." Tobi added.
"Maybe you guys should give her some space. She looks really tired." I advised.
"Sasori, un. I think I have to sleep in this room for a while. Konan came back from her trip and now I have nowhere to sleep."
"Eh? There are only two beds." Hinata indicated.
"Well, un. You are just going to have to sleep with one of us." (Not like that XD I'm not a pervert)
"Can't you two sleep together?"
"Hell no. I'm not gay, (un)." They shrieked in unison.
"It's like a rule for us guys. Like you girls, when a girl dates a guy and breaks up with them, the friend doesn't go out with that guy. So who's it going to be?" Deidara nudged closer to Hinata, though she stayed silent. "Hm, well I think you and Sasori need to get to know each other better." He resolved and ambled out the room.
Hinata POV
After Deidara skeptically departed from the room, Sasori stood from his position and took off his shirt. "What are you doing?" I cried, blushing furiously.
"Changing. I want to go to sleep." He alleged, making me feel like a fool. I shuddered as the red-head stripped of everything except his boxers. Instead of seeing human skin, I saw a wooden-like structure of him, though his statements made me forget about it. "Are you sure you want to sleep in that."
I scanned my body discovering that I was still wearing the dress from the wedding. "What else am I suppose to wear?" I taunted. His hands merged into the closet, and later he hurled some male clothing to me.
"Go change in the bathroom."
I strolled into the bathroom and changed. Once I completed the task, the clothes appeared loose and uncomfortable in the mirror, and I felt like a tomboy. When I came out, no one was in sight and the atmosphere darkened. I shrugged my shoulders and serenely covered myself with the blanket. I heard the door open and the bed move a bit. Because of their tranquil approach, I guessed it was Sasori. He lay somewhat close to me with his back facing me. Someone in the Leaf village should be searching for us, and we could leave this horrible place. For now, I should get some sleep.
Okay, so I hope you guys liked this chapter :D. I just thought of them going to a bar and what would happen so yeah. Review pwease ^.^. This one should be longer than the last chapter. So, I'll be updating less sooner, because I'm trying to work on the first chapter of the Sasuke and Hinata story. Plus, I have to learn more Spanish . I suck at it XD. I'm still open to ideas :D. And I love you people who review. You can one of those virtual galletas (cookies in Spanish, well I hope lol) everybody is giving to their reviewers.