Based on my artistic director's reaction when he found out about my first boyfriend.

Yet another drabble written while in transit. Review, s'il vous plait?


Setting: October of 6th year. Caerphilly Catapult's practice pitch, Wales.

"Hey, Weasley! Is that a hickey?"

"I - I don't know what you're talking about," Rose said, pulling her scarf closer against the nonexistent wind.

Someone's hand ripped the scarf away.

A gasp, "It is!"

"Carys!" an indignant Rose pulled up her scarf.

"Rosie's got a boyfriend," sang a dark-haired man.

"And apparently things are getting pretty steamy," taunted another.

"Hey Rhys, watch out - you've got competition." Laughter from all around.

"Guys, stop it. It's not a big deal," sighed Rose.

"Oh, but it is! You're our baby," cooed a tall, imposing woman.

"I'm sixteen."

"Look, kid. You're the youngest to make the team. Ever," said the dark-haired taunter.

"It's our job to fuss," said the woman.

"So…who is he?" "Details, missy, we need details." "Do I need to hurt him? Tell him that - one wrong move and I'll beat his brains out."

"I'm…flattered," Rose said, "But really. It's not a big deal. Seriously."

"Uh-huh." "Sure." "Of course, it isn't."

Rose just rolled her eyes and walked out to the pitch, smiling to herself quietly.


Originally posted August 2011.