The hot chocolate advanced.
Filled to the brim with rabies.
Just...Don't ask...
"AGH! Al! What the hell is going on!"
"I beileve it's a crack fic!"
"A WHAT? NOOOOOOO!"
Ed sank to ground on his knees, crying out to the sky dramaticaly. He continued to screech untill someone threw an oreo at his head.
"Will you shut up, Fullmetal?" Roy stood at least five feet away. He looked normal...except for the now hot pink hair.
"What the hell happened to you!" Ed asked, trying to choke down a laugh at the sight of his suppieror. Roy suddened curled into a protective ball.
"It's the fangirls! Their EVERYWHERE."
"O.M.G! It's ROY! I'M GOING TO TAKE HIS GLOVES!"
"WHERE! HIS PANTS ARE MINE!"
"I'LL TAKE HIS SOUL!"
Roy looked around fearfully. " You've got to help me! They want my SOUL..."
Edward put on a sly smile. " Oh, and I should help you because...?"
"Because they'll be after you next, brother."
"...Oh yeah..."
A sudden crowd of a hundered people turned the corner and stared. Then, in unison-
"HOLY SHIT~! IT'S EDO~!"
"!"
"Run away! Run away! RUN AWAY!"
After turning down many whip cream filled roads, Ed and Roy came to stop in an alley.
"Wait...where's Al?"
"Ooohhh...shit...they got him..."
Ed gasped and tears filled his eyes. "What? No! They're going to tak his vigrinity!"
"Well...can I take yours?"
"...What?"
"Nothing! Nothing!" Roy' face turned a slight pink. He suddenly lunged at Ed and kissed him. Deeply.
Ed didn't fight, but instead leaned into the kiss, letting Roy take the-
"WAIT WAIT WAIT! What's with those words?" Ed screeched as he looked at the subtitles. "No, no, NO! Not going to happen, bitches!" Ed ran up to the screen and tore down the subtitles that were already going into a lemon scene.
"What did you do! Now everyone will talk in different languages!"
"Wha'? Oh...shit..."
"¡Fullmetal, usted nunca deja de asombrarme con su estupidez!" Fullmetal, you never cease to amaze me with your stupidity!
"Was? Sie wollten jenen Abfall dort behalten!" What? You wanted to keep that trash there!
Oh ne pas couler ! Cela était complètement... Je ne sais pas même que c'était ! Juste... EWW Of course not! That was completely... I don't even know what that was! Just... EWW!
"Doar taci! Atitea limbi!" Just shut up! So many languages!
"Nej, du stänger upp! Du lite halvt halvliter DVÄRG! " No, you shut up! You little half pint MIDGET!
"待ってください、それでそれがewwである...と思いましたか？ よくその時あなたは私に感謝しているべきです！" Wait, so you thought it was...eww? Well then, you should be thanking me!
"No! Because now-Wait, wait! Stop there! ENGLISH! THANK YOU!"
"Wha'? OH THANK SCIENCE!"
Languages Used- Spainsh, German, French, Roman , Swedish, and Japanese. In that order.
Don't take this seriously. It's a crack.