I don't own anything related to the series except for any fanfics that I happen to write, and I don't own Last Train To Clarksville either. If I did, then you would know.
Chapter 5
Allen was sitting on his bed, bored out of his mind. However, whenever he was bored, he reverted to the side of him only known as Black Allen. He began to think of a prank to pull on a few of his friends when he decided that a classic prank call would do the trick.
So he dialed Lavi's number first. It rang once, twice, then a voice came on.
"Hello?" Lavi said.
"Take the last train to Clarksville
And I'll meet you at the station.
You can be here by 4:30
'Cause I've made your reservation
Don't be slow.
Oh no, no, no."
"What the hell?!" Lavi said as Allen finished, "Where the hell is Clarksville and why the hell should I even go there?!"
"'Cause I'm leaving in the morning
And I must see you again
We'll have one more night together
'Till the morning brings my train
And I must go.
Oh no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no.
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home."
"What the- is this Allen?!" Lavi asked.
Allen giggled and hung up the phone. He began to think of who he'd call next, but since all the lines in the Order were connected, he just dialed a random number. This one rang only once before someone picked it up.
"Hello." Jerry said enthusiastically.
"Goodbye!" Allen said and hung up the phone.
He dialed again. One ring. Two ring... Seven ring. Then someone answered.
"What do you want?" an angry sounding voice asked. Allen knew it was Kanda and, feeling devious, began to sing.
"Take the last train to Clarksville
I'll be waiting at the station
We'll have time for coffee flavored kisses
And a bit of
Conversation
Oh no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no."
"Who the hell are you?!" Kanda yelled, "Whoever you are, your ass is mine!"
Allen was strangely delighted by the thought of this, but said nothing because if he did, he'd get Mugen up his ass instead. So he hung up and dialed another random number.
It didn't ring at all because Lenalee was about to call someone anyway.
"Hello," she said.
"You're a skinny whore who goes after every bloody guy in this series (and the occasional girl as well)! Stay away from Lavi and Kanda or else I'll kick your ass!" With that, Allen angrily slammed the receiver down, leaving a depressed Leanalee on the other side of HQ.
He dialed again. This time, it went straight to voice mail.
"You've reached Komui Lee. Either I'm off making another destructive, deadly robot, taking a nap, or I'm too lazy to answer the phone. Please try calling again in another hour or so. If it's urgent, you can call Reever with your complaints."
The voice mail beeped. Allen decided to leave a message.
"Take the last train to Clarksville
Now I must hang up the phone.
I can't hear you in this noisy railroad station
All alone, I'm feeling low.
Oh no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no.
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home."
Allen decided to dial one more random number before calling it quits. This one rang three times before Krory's voice was heard.
"H-hello." he stuttered, "Forgive me, I've never used one of these before, so bear with me."
Allen smirked and thought, Sucker, and began to sing.
"Take the last train to Clarksville
And I'll meet you at the station
You can be there by 4:30
'Cause I've made your reservation
Don't be slow.
Oh no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no.
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home."
"NO!!! Don't leave us Allen!!! Hang on, I'll come and get you!" Krory said, forgetting to hang up the phone as he left headquarters.
- - -
By the end of the day, Komui had received reports that his darling baby sister had consumed an entire refrigerator and that Krory had ran off to a town called Clarksville to go pick up Allen.
Komui thought this strange because he'd just sent Allen to Kazakstan on a mission, and that was nowhere near Clarksville.
Silly... Komui thought.
Wow, I always wanted to do a prank call one, and so this one was perfect for the job. Silly Krory. Thanks for reading!