Second chapter! Now let's tort...I mean, follow Mystogan advancing in his ultimate quest in the extremely inevitable path of dangerous sights: the first prize is fresh apple! Go Misty, go!
Lol! Just a joke to start this. As I said, even in this a supposed funny fic, I'm trying to make Mystogan here as loyal as his self in the series...even is not big help cuz we don't know very much about him...blast his tendency to work offscreen...
Well, today is a new chap and I decided to extend the story a bit more, so it will get a third chapter! Let's see what will happen today!
Chapter two: This is not happening...
Magnolia city. 9 at morning.
An enigmatic man, cloaked from the head until the feet, holding a fan shaped staff in his hand and more four others oddly shaped ones in his back, walked calm and mysteriously like he always do. *insert spooky soundtrack*
Once he arrived to the main street of the city...
Mystogan: …."curses"...
*spooky soundtrack died immediately*
If the S-Class mage wasn't so serious, he would face-palm in that same instant. But all he did is rolling his eyes, completely unprepared for the vision in his path.
Today was friday. Market day. Fruit market day.
Ouch.
Seller #1: ORANGES, ORANGES! VERY FRESH ORANGES! GET YOURS WHILE THEY ARE WET!
Seller #2: CARROTS, CARROTS! THEY HAVE NO REAL LOVE AND AREN'T EVEN FRUITS BUT YOU HAVE TO EAT THEM ANYWAY!
Seller #3: BANANA, BANANA, TODAY IN LIQUIDATION! WE ACCEPT ANYTHING IN TRADE! POTATOES, LAUNDRY, YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW!
Until here, no danger at all. However...
Seller #4: APPLES! APPLES FROM EAST FOREST THE LAST ONES FROM THIS SEASONS LEAVING THE MONKEYS AND APPLES ADDICTS STARVING (Mystogan: "Excuse me?") AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE BEST OF THIS? NO FREE STAMPLES! APPLES! APPLES!
After this happened a kinda unexpected thing: Mystogan lost his pacience.
Meanwhile, in Fairy Tail Guild...
Lucy: Awwww...is so boring around here...*sighs*...let's get some job..." cuz of my rent"...TT_TT
Natsu (quiet until now): YEAH! I'M ALL FIRED UP! (he is always babbling that X_X)
Gray: You are always babbling that (word.)
Natsu: Shudda'p pansy pervert! You're picking a fight in my face here and right now?
Gray: Everytime, beaky eyes, show off!
Cana: Say that yourself, show off.
Gray: AH CRAP! (his pants went to somewhere else once again)
Erza: Cut it out! Did you heard Lucy? Time to get some job! "After my strawberry cake" So get your lazy buns outta of there and go to the...theeeeee joooob boar...*yawn*...zZzZZz...
THUMB.
Lucy: Eeek! Erza!...brbrbrbrbrbrbr...whoaaaaaaaaaa...ZzZzzZzZzzZZz...
THUMB.
Natsu: ….*yawn*...ewwwww...you stiiiiiiiink...
Gray:...no, you stink...ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...
THUMB THUMB.
And more ones "thumb thumb" until the whole guild fall asleep.
In a matter of seconds, the masked mage made his way inside the guild but this time something was different about him: he was definitely walking in a faster pace than normal and with a slight annoyed look from his eyes.
?: Greetings Mystogan, long time no see!
Mystogan: …."What the...?"
?: Why the long face, pal? Still with shyness issues? As Laxus told me, you aren't that ugly, ahahahahahahahaha!
Mystogan: …."You surely got timing, Gildarts" ¬¬
Yep, Gildarts. He was back and seems like wasn't feeling like napping in the ground. We all know that old man got some power behind his cape. Putting anesthesia treatment on him is not a piece of cake. And putting all these sellers into the dreamland before wasn't definitely Mystogan's best idea.
Gildarts: Master went to another scolding in the council, but ya can treat with some beer if you want...eh? Where ya going?
Mystogan just turned right, evading the sleeping "nakama" in the ground like is not his fault (lol) and walked into the storage (that's why he come to the guild!). Inside there, got what he feared most: no apples again! (ahaha!)
Mystogan (almost, almost with a dark aura around him): "This must be some joke!" ¬¬XXX
And turned around, back to the main hall, but for his disgrace, master Makarov was there, talking with Gildarts.
Makarov: Yo Mystogan, are you back? I didn't even notice, hehehe! So that's why everyone is sleeping like this! Actually I thought that was due of exhaustion from the food fight a while ago.
The poor prince felt like stabbed in the chest.
That's not his lucky day.
Makarov: What's the matter? ^^ Happy got your tong...
*growl*
Gildarts: OOU Hum? What was that sound?
*growl*
Mystogan: ¬¬U
Makarov: Mystogan, come here, let us treat you something.
Mystogan: I'm fine.
*growl*
Makarov: Your stomach doesn't think that so, ahahahahahaha!
Gildarts: (snort)
Mystogan (glad for wearing a mask): "The humilhation..."(and turned around, now going to the job board)
Makarov: Ah, well, since we are all here now...(made a naughty smile, clapping his hands)
Mystogan: OOU..."oh no, you don't..."
But he did. And in a matter of seconds, every guild member who were sleeping in the ground or in the table like were in a comfy bed, woke one by one instantly, exactly while the recluse prince was in the middle of main hall, surrounded by everyone. Ouch!
End of the second chapter!
Lol it ended in the best part, XD!
Will Mystogan get his beloved apples? Next chapter will be the last and definitely will answer that!
See you there and please send me reviews! Gimme motivation to upload quickly!
meowzzzz: Thanks a lot! I uploaded it quickly =D
sissycus: His stomach complained now and is gonna be a bother even more next chapter, hehehe
TeenTaye: Just because of that he is gonna have a bad day, XD