Yo! Third chapter!...err...actually not yet. Since is gonna be the last one, will be way much longer than the previous ones. Thinking in jokes + inspiration + writing = not so soon X_X Sorry for that, I will try to make it ready to conclude the story before the end of this month. And writing is not my thing, I'm an illustrator actually, XD Just happens that I like to make hell life to characters that I love, that happens to be all a bunch of minor allies or villains fated to kick the bucket (do what? Heroes are boring!) and Misty is not exactly a wannabe show-off. Meh, I'm odd, I know.

Anyway, this is a special intromission, a sole, hum, talk show with Mystogan, just to pick his face a bit more before the LOOOOONG wait for the final chapter which will make him shake it off from his memory (that seems better that Jellal's, ahaha)

Special Chapter: Interview

Welcome folks, today we interrupt this fic for humilh...I mean...advertise the reputation of the most reclusive and quiet Fairy Tail guild member, which is a spooky thing cuz the others nakama don't go home until make some godzilla mess in some city and he seems that makes a clean job, in order to save his greeny...

Audience: OoO...whoa...

...obviously for, ya know, travelling the whole globe to close some aired animes around, probably his debuting episodes.

Mystogan: Anima, you mean. (appearing from nowhere, walking to the stage, sadly with his mask and bandana on)

Oh yeah, of course, what a mistake of mine, lol. The name was kinda polemic and...lemme manage the lie...err, oh blame Mashima for it.

Mystogan: …... (sitting in one of the sofas around the stage)

Ya know, in a talk show like this silence is not an answer, but we can always fill it with fitting music. =D

Lonely...I'm Mister Lonely...I have nobody...for my oooooown, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

*BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM* (the princy had the sympathy to blast the radio that was playing the fitting song with his favorite staff)

¬¬ That was overkill, Jellal.

Mystogan: Ò_Ó (viper glare that REALLY resembled before-amnesia Jellal )

O_OU You kinda diss your birth name, don't you?

Mystogan: That name is blackmail.

Not as much as your tattoo, mister.

Mystogan: What tattoo?

Audience: ¬¬U

We are going to act like we didn't hear that.

Mystogan: As if.

Instal hiding your face from the world, thing that shouldn't be, like a sin, cuz you are a good piece of meat, you could go to the council or make a public announcement like "I'M NOT JELLAL, I'M JUST A PHOTOCOPY (clone would work too) FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION THAT HAPPENS TO HAVE THE SAME FACE! HE HAS PSYCHO ISSUES AND I LIKE APPLES!"

Audience: Pfff...

Mystogan: That was an indirect line, RIGHT?

As if.

Mystogan: (grumble)

Well, we know that your Earthland counterpart didn't get an exactly flashy curriculum and his current residence much less...

Audience: FREEDOM FOR JELLAL! FREEDOM FOR JELLAL! FREEDOM FOR JELLAL!

Mystogan: What that audience is about anyway?

Jellal x Erza fans in special.

Mystogan: ¬¬...

C'mon Edo Jellal, is not that bad! You have the same pretty face, same utterly odd tattoo, same social issues...

Mystogan: ….*murder intent gauge: 95% filled* (ui, almost there champ!)

...but there's a lot of differences between you guys! For example, your hair is spikier than his. You refer yourself in the japanese version as "watashi" (a very formal "I'm") while Jellal refer as "ore" (common and informal "I'm" for males). You are shy, he talks his tongue out, you are self-sacrificed, he is sadist, you are Code Geass fan (Mystogan: WHAT?), he likes 1-player chess, you love apples, he love Zeref...

Mystogan: That thing of Code Geass part is not true! Where you got that?

Audience: …..*cri cri cri cri cri cri cri*

Ca-ham...(trying to imitate Mystogan's voice)"Lily, kill me and everyone will be happy! Genius, doesn't it?"...(that sounded like a dying old man, lol) that cried very Code Geass for me, son.

Mystogan: First, that was a coincidence. Second, I don't sound like that! I have a code of honor.

"Anesthesia and pick the job"?

Mystogan: ¬¬ Not that one.

Well, highness, is all for now. Thanks for coming!...you can turn into mist now like you did when Erza spooked you.

Mystogan: ¬¬XXX Five layers magical circle..(some odd circles appeared above the stage)

Holy crap.

Mystogan: OoO SACRED SONG!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

And here concludes our short interview that could ended without a list of massive field damage. Thanks for reading and see you in the next and last chapter ;)