You guys are going to (hopefully) love me for this one...

Name: Luna Lovegood House: Ravenclaw Year: 5 D

1. What is a telephone? (1 mark)

They're an evil contraption designed by wizards to make Muggles suffer ear infections as they're filled with Nargles.

2. How do Muggles travel? (1 mark)

They travel in many ways, hopefully avoiding Nargles near Christmas time...

3. Who is the current Muggle Queen of England? (1 mark)

Many people believe it is Queen Elizabeth II though, I believe Queen Elizabeth is really a goblin who tortured the real queen...

4. How do Muggles celebrate weddings? (1 mark)

No-one knows...

5. Name three things Muggles use what we magical beings don't. (3 marks)

Remote controls, shoes, suitcases...

6. Ovens. Describe the use and importance. (2 marks)

Ovens are only used by Cornelius Fudge to make Goblin Pie.

7. What are jeans? (1 mark)

Daddy says that wrackspurts feed on jeans. Also, they're invisible but infest inside of your ear..

8. Name the Muggle book series which involves a girl discovering she is a secret princess, and the book is published in a journal style, with popular 21st Century Muggle slang. (1 mark)

Is it Moon Toad Mandy and Her Fabulous Spell Adventures?

9. Who are William and Katherine? (1 mark)

People, I expect. They could also be vampires, zombies, goblins...

10. Name the famous Muggle play featuring "star crossed lovers." (1 mark)

I wrote one about a Umgubular Slashkilter once...

11. What is the function of a bean-bag? (1 mark)

They're really good to help brew Gulping Plimpies

12. Muggle-borns. What are they? (1 mark)

They're witches/wizards born to non-magical folk.

13. What are trainers? (1 mark)

They're a type of shoe...

14. What is the function of the invention, the "iPod"? (1 mark)

Easy. It is used to help catch Moon Frogs.

15. Pictures move in the Muggle world. True or false? (1 mark)

Daddy says some might.

16. Televisions. Describe the use and importance. (2 marks)

To hunt down the Crumple-Horned Snorkack, of course!

17. I shine in the light. I'm plugged in. Lumos doesn't turn me on, Nox doesn't turn me off. What am I? (1 mark)

A Heliopath. I don't know why it's plugged in, though

18. What turns number 17 on and off? (1 mark)

They really like hot-rocks.

19. Can Muggles see Hogwarts? Why? (2 marks)

Probably not. Though it's a beautiful castle.

20. Draw a washing machine in the space below and label it. (4 marks)

(link to it on my profile)

5 1.5/28 (answers wrong: 1, 2, 1/2 3, 4, middle part 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, last part 19, 20 )

Wow, Luna. These answers are mad. I know you tried your best so I'm glad I gave you the score you got. I expect to see you for the make-up test on Thursday.

- C. Burbage

Wow. At least Luna got a "D" instead of a "T." Charity's fair like that...

It was really hard to come up with answers for Luna so I just but a load of B.S about made-up creatures.

It's Malfoy's next and it's (probably) not what you expect.