Chapter 4: Here We Go

I decided to take this in a calm, orderly manner.

"WHAT THE CRUD ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU STUPID BOY?"

The jerk jumped in mid-air by my yell and then flipped his head toward me.

"Oh, hey Numbuh 86," he gave an-unlike him-smile and waved his hand at me.

Weirdo.

"Don't 'hey Numbuh 86' me! What are ya doing here?"

"You remember."

"I'm afraid I don't."

"The mission," he whispered, so my mum wouldn't here.

"So our mission is for you to sneak into my house, wake me up early, and EAT MY CEREAL?"

"Yes," he smirked, "But I didn't have to sneak in, your mom let me in."

"My mum!" I screamed in shock.

My mum stepped back into the kitchen, humming and smiling.

She's always likes that. That's where Shawnee gets it alright.

"No yelling around guests, my little Fanny pants, remember what I taught ya."

"Yes mum," I bowed my head and glared.

"I must say, your friend is the sweetest thing."

My mouth dropped all the way to the floor.

Numbuh 60? Nice? My mum must be on meds or something...or she hasn't taken hers yet.

My mum placed her soft, delicate hand on my chin and raised my mouth.

"You'll catch flies," she smiled, sitting at the table next to my enemy.

I growled.

If only she knew how evil he really was!

"So what is your name?" she questioned him sweetly.

I think I may barf.

"Patton. Patton Drilovsky," he smirked at me.

I blew a raspberry at him.

My mum shot her head back at me with a glare.

"Fanny, be nice!" she demanded.

Patton stuck his tongue out at me while my mum was giving me her dreaded death glare.

"But he's-"I pointed to Patton, who conveniently stuffed his tongue back in his mouth as my mum turned to him.

"…Being a good boy."

"Why thanks, Mrs. Fulbright, and may I add that you look as lovely as a rose that I wish I had for you."

"Well…Aren't ya sweet."

I kept pointing my finger in the direction of my mouth, meaning I was ready to gag.

My mum does realize roses have thorns, right? That wasn't a compliment, it was an insult! Oh, he is good! He is still stupid but good.

"Well, I have to get to work, nice meeting ya."

"You too," he replied, making himself look like he was the most perfect little Angel.

More like, most evil little devil.

I grabbed hold of my glass of milk and began to chug it down.

My mum came up close to my ear, "Ya better not lose this one, he's cute."

Immediately, I did a spit take and it all sprayed in Numbuh 60's face.

I smiled in satisfaction.

"Good bye, kids!" My mum waved and fled out the front door.

I wiped the milk off my face with my sleeve. He snatched some paper towels and scrubbed off all of the milk I got on him.

YES!

He smirked and I gave a puzzled look.

Why is he looking at me like that?

"What is that look for?"

"Oh nothing…Fanny pants," he burst out into fits of laughter and I became steaming mad.

HOW DARE HE CALL ME THAT! HE IS SO DEAD NOW!

I grabbed hold of the collar of his shirt.

"SHUT UP YOU CRUDDY BOY!"

I pushed him down into the floor, which made a loud banging sound.

"Ha…umm, you ready?" he questioned me.

"Yes, let's just go."

"Okay, but first I have to stop at the arctic base."

"Why?" I cocked an eyebrow at him.

"For weapons and some personal stuff, I suggest you get yours now," he demanded sincerely.

I gave him a nasty glare and stormed up the stairs to my room to get my things.

Stupid boy! Why is he always so…Stupid! He annoys me so much! My mum knows nothing, that's for sure!

Patton's POV

I wonder what is taking so long?

I glanced down at my watch.

Maybe I should go up and check? We have to be on our mission soon and, if she is packing useless things, it is just a waste of precious time.

I made my way up the stairs into her room.

"What is taking so…long?"

I gazed at the rainbow monkey filled room in shock.

Fanny-I mean Numbuh 86? A rainbow monkey fan? Who knew someone so mean would like something so caring?

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" She screamed in my face.

"I just wanted to see what was taking so long."

"None of your business you stupid boy!"

I hate when she calls me that! Man, can she yell though.

"Well…are you ready?" I wondered, keeping a straight face as my hands were glued to my hips.

She growled.

"Is that a 'yes'?"

"Yes," she replied angrily.

Finally, she gives me a calm cool answer.

"NOW CAN YOU GET OUT OF ME ROOM?"

My body shook with her echoing yell.

…And a little extra annoyance.

Arctic Base

Fanny's POV

We finally get off that piece of junk-Numbuh 60 calls a ship-and headed towards his office.

Yippy! I am in his department now! This will be fun! NOT!

We passed by many kids as they all stared.

"WHAT ARE YA LOOKING AT?" I snapped at a kid.

"Nothing," he responded, shaken up.

Good. I like them to be afraid of me.

It was as cold as a fridge. I could see my breath in every air that I breathed. I wrapped my arms around one another to keep myself warm. We kept walking down the frozen hallway and made it into his office.

"You stay out here," he instructed as he cracked the door behind himself.

Yeah, like I was actually going to obey orders. Especially from a stupid boy who barged into my room!

I popped my head half way through the door and saw Numbuh 60, who was talking to another kid.

Who the crud is that stupid boy? Boys…They always try to find more of their kind to be even more stupid with!

"Wow! You're going on a mission with the red haired dragon! The girl who always acts as if she has a bee in her undies? The girl who everyone hates?" the boy asked in disbelief, "Gee, I feel so sorry for you dude. I'm sorry you have to suffer like that!"

I closed the door quietly as I slid from it to the icy floor. I gazed at the floor in discontent. My every day glare changed to a look of sadness as I sighed in confusion.

Everyone hates me?