Chapter 2
The sun rose out of the sky bright and early this Friday morning. Too bad that it wasn't the best kind of day for poor Naruto! He was running from Sakura who was running from Linda who ran from Sasuke. "I didn't mean what I said Sakura-Chan! I'm sorry!" He blurted sprinting down the road. "NARUUTOOOOOOO!" The pink haired beast roared charging down after him. He squealed like a piglet and stepped up his speed although she was on steroids and her wobbly legs gave her some odd advantage.
A little ways down the path….
Rock Lee went on his daily jog every day but today he held the dictators daily cookie supply. He was her cookie chef after all. He happily hummed while running lightening fast. He saw Naruto coming towards him and waved. "Hello Naruto! How are you this fine morning?" Lee! Perfect!Naruto grinned and pounced on Lee's back. "RUN LEE RUN!" He shouted looking behind him at Sakura. Lee turned and saw it too and he spun around racing out of the forest. "YEAH LEE GET HIM OUT OF HERE!" Linda yelled happily to see Naruto was safe from the unnaturally colored hair of Sakura Haruno. She accidentally bumped into Sakura's back and ducked as she just barely missed a blow to the face. She did a quick sneak through and got past her but as she did Sasuke ran right into Sakura. "Hahaha! Serves you both right you idiots!" Linda teased and scampered off the other way. "OH SASUKE!" Pinky exclaimed hugging him. His face turned blue and he yelped in fear, "RABIES!" He screamed in a high pitched Ino voice running away. The pink beast stood confused and hurt just like she should be.
-Hinata's mansion-
"Look at those fools…Utter disgrace. Am I not right peasant?" Hinata asked Shikamaru as she peered from her binoculars. "Yeah…whatever you say. " His reply came and he yawned. A moment later a group of "fools" rushed into the mansion. Lee dropped Naruto straight on his ass and fell onto the floor. Linda sat with her back to a wall catching her breath. "My cookie chef slave boy person!" Hinata cried out jumping up from her seat. She glowered at Naruto who shrank away in fear. "Linda! Take this freaky demon boy to the dungeon." She ordered pointing at Mr. Uzumaki. "Awww but Hinata-" Her vice-dictator began but was interrupted. "ARE YOU ARGUING WITH ME!" She didn't make a peep and pulled Naruto away by his shirt. He began crying. "Ma'am…How do we get rid of the Sakura virus?" Shikamaru asked poking Lee a bit to see if he was going to move. Lee wiggled but then stopped. "He reminds me of Jell-O sometimes…"Hinata said and sighed. "I'm not sure yet general. I could nuke the area but that's too messy. Can we not contain her in a glass jar or something of the sort?" She wondered aloud getting into her thinking pose which was holding a bazooka. Shikamaru shrugged and looked out the balcony window. "We'd need one strong ass jar though…" He muttered spotting the lake where Kisame was stalking the young swimmers.
In the 50fit deep dungeon…surrounded with Alligators
"Um Linda…You're not gonna throw me in right?" Naruto asked nervously gulping as he looked down. "Well Hinata didn't tell me to soooooo I guess not." She replied with a smile. He sighed in relief, but Hinata has every room with intercoms and she heard it. The intercom buzzed and the leader spoke. "Throw it in." She said and left. Linda shrugged and shoved Naruto down into the water pit.