Chapter 3

Naruto frantically squirmed in the air then realized his shirt was caught on an unusually long spear that seemed to have fallen from Hinata's weaponry room into the water pit. "Sheesh! That could have either killed me or killed me." He said then noticed his shirt ripping. Fuck..."LINDAAAAAAAA!" He screamed and fell into the water.

Linda hired up the volume on her iPod just before Naruto's scream and went off for a little jog with Lee. "I love to run don't you Lin?" He asked grinning. She looked at him and nodded though she didn't even hear what he said.

Somewhere on top of a mountain….

"Push Shikamaru Push!" A bossy voice shouted and the crackling of a whip was heard. "Sheesh…I am. Calm down will yah..." The General said shoving the giant glass jar close to the edge of the mountain. "Won't it break though when it falls over?" Hinata questioned eyeing the 30ft jar and stroking her chin professionally. He looked at her and sighed. "No unless it falls on its side but we're dropping it straight forward down from the helicopter. Plus there is rubber surrounding the bottom top and bottom rim of the bullet proof jar in order to prevent cracking during the fall." He explained and then sighed again as he saw her look. "Why the fuck are you so damn smart? It's sickening. NOW PUSH!" She commanded again cracking the whip. Her eyes gleamed. "I love this thing. It scares people and feels powerful in my hands. HAHAHAHA!" Hinata laughed manically and then spotted the helicopter. It lowered down a long metal wire with a hook and latched onto the jar at the bottom holding it upside down. Shikamaru and Hinata climbed in and the copter flew away holding the jar off to the target it was sent for.

Akatsuki Hideout….Hide and Kill?

"Itachi will never find me…Hehehe." Sasuke mumbled hiding in the kitchen cupboard. "Where is that idiot? Who knows what he's doing! Stealing my money!" Kakuzu said nervously pacing the hallway. "Calm down already…He's just waiting for me to go find him so he can run off to play again. " Itachi said sipping from his coffee. It was 8am in the Akatsuki's place and Sasuke had kept them up all night. "How about we kill him?" Zetsu suggested while adding fertilizer to himself from the decline in plant rest he hadn't gotten. "I second that. He'd make the perfect sacrifice for my god. All hail!" Hidan said then went off on his daily prayer. "The poor thing has mental problems though, or bipolar. Not sure yet, Doctors never found out."Itachi replied reading the newspaper. "I thought he was just a fag…hm." Deidara said randomly and then screamed as Tobi opened the cupboard and Sasuke jumped out running off to hide again. "What do we do now Itachi-san?" Tobi asked twirling around the room. The Akatsuki leader stepped into the kitchen covered in paint. "We kill him that's what." He answered and they all knew that Sasuke couldn't be kept as their pet any longer.

Back with the helicopter….

"Alright there she is!" Hinata shouted pointing down at some pink and red blob below. The helicopter flew right over it and with Shikamaru's command they dropped it down.

Down Below….

How can I make him like me…There has to be some way. Sakura thought as she took a stroll down the path. Suddenly a dark circle appeared around her and she froze. "The fuck!" She cried out right before she looked up and saw the bulletproof glass jar drop on top of her. She started banging on the sides looking around for who did it. "Hahaha! Bingo! We caught it!" Hinata shouted slapping Shikamaru hard on the back and continued laughing. He flinched in pain and smirked at another job well done. They saw Sakura trying to speak from the glass. "What's it saying?" Dictator Hinata demanded. "Don't know. It's soundproof." He replied. She nodded in approval and they flew off.

Water Pit…Alligator pet?

"Awww…."Linda said as she ran with Lee. "What?" He asked her. "That's the pit I had to throw poor Naruto in. That poor guy is always getting the worst of things. T'is a shame."She said and shook her head. "Awwwwwww is right! But LOOK OVER THERE!" Lee shouted and grabbed her arm pushing her to look. They witnessed a phenomenon never before seen. "It's…it's…a MONSTER!" They both screamed and ran away. Their so called monster wobbled onto the land and fell. "Ugh….Damn alligators…" Naruto mumbled peeling off the seaweed and other numerous kinds of plants. "ROAR!" He jumped up scared and saw an alligator behind him. It looked at him and then snuggled close. The blonde boy shivered and nervously pet the animal to keep it from killing him. He got untied and started to walk away. The alligator began to follow him like a puppy…"Uh need something?" He asked it confused. It roared happily again and got closer. "Hehehe I'll keep it." Naruto said grinning and they walked back to his apartment.

-The Next Day-

"Hey Everyone come check this out!" Kiba said running around handing everyone the latest issue of Chaos in the Morning! "Flip to the front page!" He told Neji, Shino, Tenten, Linda, and Lee. "HOLY POTATOS!" Linda cried out seeing the article. "Linda! That's the monsterous beast we witnessed yesterday while jogging." Lee stated with wide eyes. "Look at it….So hideous…" Tenten said with a shudder and they agreed. "Hey guys what's up?" Naruto asked walking over to them with his new pet Alligator. They looked at Naruto and covered their noses. "YOU STINK!" Neji exclaimed in disgust. "What the fuck were you doing? Bathing in shit?" Linda asked unable to withstand the stench. "NO! I was uh playing with my new pet." He replied with a grin tugging on Alli's leash. "LOOK AT THE MONSTER WE SAW!" Lee said shoving the newspaper in Naruto's face. He saw it and then realized what it was. "Oh uh…It's not a monster you guys…It's probably just a poor innocent-" "FREAKY THINGY THAT'S WHAT!" Linda answered and her and Tenten ran off to get away from the smell. "Disturbing and disgusting foulness of yours Uzumaki." Neji insulted and walked off. Lee chased after him. "But….I'm not disgusting or a monster…" Naruto pouted and sat on the floor for the rest of the day.