Chatper 4
Today the Circus was in town and boy what an event it was! Hundreds of freaks and odd exhibits to see and wonder about for weeks. "Wheeeeeeee the circus!" Lee shouted twirling around along with Gai. "Yes Lee, behold the freakishness!" he urged and got a fiery look in his eyes. Lee instantly copied. "Uh yeah well c'mon you both. I want to see the newest attraction they have. PINK BEAST IN A JAR!" Linda said in awe and they rushed inside.
Behind the Circus tents….
"Itachi we're supposed to kill it remember?"Kisame said as they snuck around the area. "I can't Kisame. Look at the poor thing. It's dying already. The circus will take good care of him compared to if we let him run loose. Plus you know what you would happen if we let him do that…" Itachi said pulling Sasuke by his leash. Kisame looked down, "Yeah either Linda would find him and beat him up or Hinata would hunt him down like its hunting season which for her is WHENEVER she wants and for WHATEVER she wants…" Itachi nodded and kept pulling him along until they reached the attraction cages. They opened one of the cages and threw Sasuke in there quickly departing.
Inside the tent….
"These seats are marvelous!" Hinata said looking down at everyone. "PEASANTS!" She shouted at them and laughed. Shikamaru slapped his forehead in embarrassment. "Well we did get them their biggest show." He said and then looked over to see that the show was beginning. The ring master came out and did the introduction. A few acts and gymnasts until the caged beasts were allowed in.
Audience….
"Itachi! Hey what's up?" Linda asked as her, Gai, and Lee took a seat next to them. "Nothing much just bashing Kakashi on the head." He replied whacking the sensei with another bat. Kakashi knocked out then came back up ready to bite his arm and was knocked down once more. "I think he was too close to the nuclear radiation from Hinata's test bombs. " Kisame said and kicked it away. "IMA MONSTER IMA EAT CHU!" Kakashi squirmed and drooled looking at all the people in the audience. "Shhhh it's the animals." Lee said watching excitedly. "Now ladies and gentlemen the king of the jungle! Roxy the Lion!" The Ring leader said and pulled off the curtain on the cage also letting it out. "Oh my God…."Linda said quietly as she saw it come out. Every single person except the Akatsuki said the same thing. On top of the lion riding its back was Sasuke Uchiha and he was having some fun. "YEEHAW HORSEY!" He cried out making the lion roar. Itachi coughed. "Well well how did he get in that cage…."
Above the crowd….
"SASUKE!" Hinata screamed. "Shikamaru gimmie my bazooka!" She ordered and he hesitated but gave it to her anyways. "DIE fiend!" She aimed and fired right at him from which then destroyed the center ring. All of the exhibits began unfolding and escaping. "You guys! It's the Pink Beast in a Jar!"Linda yelled pointing at a giant jar rolling into the destroyed area. "Linda that's Sakura…" Tenten commented looking at her. "I know! The Beast, Sakura, Same thing!" She said excitedly. "Son of a bitch stay still!" Hinata cried out jumping from her expensive seating into the crowd as she fired the bazooka repeatedly. "Lets leave….Like now!" Neji said and they all scrambled out. "What do we do about Sasuke!" Tobi asked as the Akatsuki ran out as well. "Leave him! He's a native of being hunted. He's use to it. Another time another day Tobi my little friend." Itachi replied and the Circus never came back again.
