Chapter 5
"Perfect day for fishing isn't it guys?" Zetsu asked everyone as he grinned widely. Itachi nodded and the Akatsuki men all climbed into the boat. "Yeah but it's not fair that Itachi has the best bait. What fish wouldn't want to eat Sasuke? Hm!" Deidara complained with a glare toward his member. "Jealous?" Itachi questioned and hooked a hook onto his younger brother's t-shirt. "Now Sasuke remember to hold your breath and tug on the string if you run out. Fishies like things alive. " He told him. "Aye aye captain! I can't hear you! Aye Aye captain! Oooooooooooohhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the sea-" Sasuke began singing. "SHUT UP!" Deidara yelled shoving him into the lake. "It's a shame Kisame didn't come." Hidan said looking up at the heavens as if to call for aid from his God to help him catch some fishies. "Kisame doesn't wanna hunt his own kind he says. Pathetic." Itachi said. "Let's start the fishing! For Gold!" Kakuzu said and threw his cast into the water.
Sewage Center…
"Okay so you guys have to go find my goldfish. It went down in there. And no coming back until you find my precious Prince!" Hinata shouted. "But it's dirty…" Linda said hiding behind Shikamaru and Lee. "Get in there sissy!" She said and shoved the three of them into the pipe line. They fell all the way down screaming. "Gaara block all the exits." She said and left. "I'll do it because I want to! Not because you told me to woman!" He yelled angirly and covered the pipe with thick sand leaving soon after to cover the rest.
Down in the Nasty stuff….
"The fuck is this shit?" Linda asked aloud in the echoing pipeline. "Exactly what you said." Shikamaru replied in disgust. He was wishing so bad he could just go watch some clouds or play some shoji with Asuma. "Holy shit I'm stepping in shit…."she said standing still. "C'mon Lin! We must keep going or we'll suffocated in here." Lee replied pulling her forward. "Where's this dumb fishie?" She wondered angirly. "Hey Lee…Spin fast and make the water spin that way we can maybe get it to show. Although it might not be in this section." Shikamaru said. Lee nodded and did a Leaf Whirlwind. All of the sewage flew around hitting them. "LEEEEEEEEEEE!" Linda screeched squirming around. "Oh so sorry Linda! I really am!" he said frantically going on his knees to apologize more. "Ugh never again will I think so stupidly. The stupid fish doesn't seem to be in this part anyways. Let's continue." Shikamaru said and they kept walking with Linda complaining.
Near the edge of the Lake….
"This'll teach them for fishing up my kind….Hahaha!" Kisame snickered and implanted 2 bombs near the edge of the sewer. "I shall let loose the sludge and allow them to contaminate the fish so that when they eat it they get sick." He plotted evily. From inside the pipe he heard some voices. "This is the stupidest thing ever! I feel disgusting!" Linda said looking at her clothes. "Same…" Shikamaru said. Kisame walked into the pipeline. "what's that?" Lee asked looking over towards the opening. "Hey who are you?" Shikamaru questioned with a frown. 'Haha! It's me, Kisame!" He replied with a grin and walked over to them. "Sup?" Linda said and they hugged. "Ew wtf?" She grinned. "Now you're nasty too. I win!" she cheered. "Anyways what are you doing in here?" Kisame asked them. "Looking for Hinata's pet goldfish. What are you doing?" Shikamaru replied. "Planning on leaking the sewage into the lake to contaminate the water as to not letting the Akatsuki fish here anymore. Those poachers are out there right now!" He answered angirly. "I don't like fish, but you're awesome Kisame!" Linda said with a nervous laugh. "Yeah that's what I thought…Ahem anyways. Wanna help?" he asked them then a huge explosion started right underneath the pipeline. "OH FUCK!" They all yelled as a giant wave of water and sewage rushed at them.
On the Boat…
"Haha you bastards! I caught the most didn't I?" Hidan said proudly and held up his prize winnings. They all looked at his catch and laughed. "Apparently you didn't look at eveyone else's catches." Zetsu said with a grin. "Yeah you got the least amount so far. I even beat you with Sasuke as bait. I guess he was too sweet for the fish. I shouldn't have fed him those gummy bears." Itachi said shaking his head in dissappointment. "Uh you guys…we have a problem. HOLD ON! Hm!" Deidara shouted grabbing onto a railing. They turned back and saw a huge tsunami wave flying at them. The wave towered over their boat and they clung for their lives. It crashed down onto the boat sucking it down below. A moment later it cleared and the boat destroyed on a rock. Tobi swam around happily. "Hiiiiiiii Linda!" he said and she looked at him and grabbed his cloak. "Tobi, pull me to shore please. I can't swim!" She begged and he towed her to the coast of the lake. Within a few minutes they all reached the shoreline. "That was disgusting…"Itachi said wiping hiself with Sasuke's shirt. "Thank you." He said and Sasuke nodded. "I think I set the bombs too early…"Kisame muttered and Linda started choking him. "YOU ASSHOLE!" She screamed in irritation. "Heyyy I found Prince." Shikamaru said with relief taking a random bottle and scooping up the goldfish. "Oh like that's the thing I'm worried about. "she replied sarcastcially. "Well we'd better go give it to Hinata." He said and the 3 explorers stood up. "Bout time you finished. You guys smell terrible." Gaara said frowning and they climbed onto his sand cloud away to Hinata's mansion. "Now what?" Kisame asked. "I don't know, but I'm hungry hm." Deidara said and Tobi burped. "Good fish." He said and Kisame glared at him. "Taco bell anyone?" Itachi suggested. "Sure." The replies were and they left the intoxicated lake.
Hinata's Mansion….
"We got your stinkin fish." Linda said handing her the jar. Hinata's eyes gleamed taking the item and the 3 began to walk away. "WAIT!" She shouted. They turned around. "What now?" Shikamaru asked with a sigh. "This isn't Prince…I asked you to find my baby! And you bring me an outsider into this palace!" She stormed at them. Linda looked at Lee who looked at Shikamaru who sighed and then….they ran out of the palace just as she grabbed her machine gun.