Everyone went to the Gallagher/Vincent the next day. The kids played pirates and princesses. The adults were sitting in the living room and the girls went to get snacks.

"Grrr I'm a pirate" Nathan said

"Well, aren't you cute" said Whatsername

"I found them" yelled Nathan. Just then Mac and Dean came running in

"Ah. We're under attack" said Christina

"Argh come with us" said Mac the girls just laughed

"Don't laugh" said Dean and they grabbed the girls by the hand and lead them to Mac's room where the other girls were. As they walked past, the older boys looked up shrugged and kept talking.

"Help us" said Harmony

"I think they're like us" said Regan

"Garrr stop talking" said Nathan

"This is so cute" said Heather


Mac ran out to the older boys.

"Hey little man" said Will

"We've captured the girls. All of them, if you want them back you have too win them back."

"You and what army?" asked Jimmy just then Nathan and Dean ran out

"Us" said Nathan. The older boys stood up and walked past them. Just then Mac jumped on Johnny

"You're going down" Mac said

"Ah, Jimmy help" said Johnny Jimmy just walked over and picked Mac up with one hand and then grabbed Nathan off of Will

"Jimmy, you're my hero" Johnny said

"Help" yelled Whatsername Dean had ran back to guard the girls

"Men down" said Nathan

"You two stay here" said Jimmy the boys sat on the couch

"How did we lose?" asked Mac

"Must be the hair" said Nathan


Tunny walked in and stood in front of Dean

"You don't scare me" said Dean

"Help me" said Christina

"I'll save you girls" said Johnny who went and started tickling Dean then Tunny joined in

"Ah help. Help they got me" yelled Dean

"They got us too" yelled Nathan. Jimmy went and helped Whatsername and Christina off the bed. Will grabbed Heather the girls ran free

"My hero" Heather said kissing Will

"Hey, what about me" Peyton said crossing her arms

"Sorry baby" Will stepped over Dean who acted like he died and picked Peyton up

"Thanks daddy!" she kissed his nose Jimmy reached down and picked up Harmony

"Yay, you saved me!" she hugged him Tunny picked up Regan

"Yay! Thank you daddy" she kissed him

"You're welcome baby"

"Oh, Johnny you were so brave attacking Dean like that" said Whatsername

"Well, we know he can't resist a tickle" said Johnny she kissed him

"No fare, you guys are bigger, stronger" Nathan said

"Better looking" added Will

"Yeah" said Mac "Hey"

"Also, there were three of us and four of them" said Dean standing up

"We'll be back" said Nathan and the boys ran into Dean's room

"They ruined our tea party" said Harmony

"Well that wasn't very nice of them" said Jimmy

"Will you join us?" Peyton asked

"Uh, I'm not sure" the boys started

"PLEASE" the three girls begged

"How about you girls set it up and then get us" suggested Tunny

"Kay!" the girls said and the boys put down their daughters and the adults left


"That was a close one" said Christina

"I know, those pirates are scary" said Heather just then Whatsername felt a tug on her sleeve she looked down and saw Harmony

"Yes" she said

"Do we have cookies to serve at this tea party?" Harmony asked

"We have Oreo's" she said getting them down and putting them on a plate just then Mac ran out

"Cookies?" Mac asked

"No way Jose, they're for us. You ruined our tea party" said Harmony

"I want a cookie" said Mac

"No" said Harmony just then Mac hit Harmony and she started crying

"Mac Alexander Gallagher we don't hit people in this house hold. Now go to your room" Whatserame said

"But she…"Mac started

"GO" Whatsername said pointing Mac ran off the girls bent down to Harmony's level

"You okay?" asked Heather

"I want my daddy" Harmony said with tears down her face and snot coming out of her nose Christina grabbed a Kleenex and handed it to her

"Jimmy" Yelled Whatsername and Jimmy came in.

"What's wrong baby?" he asked wiping a tear from her face

"Mac hit me" she said

"Really hard" Whatsername said Jimmy picked her up brought her to the living room


"What happened?" asked Johnny

"Mac hit her" Jimmy said "Where'd he hit you baby?"

"On my arm" she sobbed pointing. The three other boys gathered around her Johnny, Will and Tunny all kissed her arm and then her cheek. Then Jimmy kissed her arm and her cheek.

"I'm going to get you another tissue" said Jimmy and he handed her over to Johnny. Just then the two other girls came out to see what happened

"You okay?" asked Regan

"Mac was mean to me" Harmony said

"He's a poppy head" said Peyton who climbed onto Tunny

"Yeah" said Regan who climbed on to Will. Just then Jimmy walked back in and stopped. He looked the three boys who weren't holding their daughters

"You do realize, those are not your kids right?" Jimmy asked

"Yes" said Tunny

"Why do you and Uncle Will have funny hair?" asked Regan

"Because he does" said Harmony

"Yeah" said Peyton Jimmy took Harmony back and wiped her nose. Regan and Peyton switched parents.

"I thought you girls were going to have us for a tea party?" asked Johnny

"Oh yeah" All three girls said and they hoped off their parents, grabbed the cookies and set up their room.

"Alright, let's go" Heather said

"But, the girls are having a tea party for us" said Will

"Yes, but Mac is on a time out."

"So, what does that to mean? We don't have to go we're having guy fun"

"TEA TIME" yelled Harmony

"Tea time" said Johnny who jumped up

"Really?" asked Jimmy

"Hey, I don't have any girls" just then the girls came out

"We said, tea time" said Peyton who grabbed Will's hand


"BUT MOM" said Mac

"Mac, you hit Harmony. You hurt her, you go and apologize to her or stay in your room" Whatsername

"HARMONY. I'M SORRY" yelled Mac

"I'M TURNING YELLOW" she yelled back the boys all looked at her arm and Mac came in

"Huh?" he asked

"You bruised her" Johnny said kissing her cheek again

"All right. Boys, little one's out. older girls, out of this house we have a tea party to attended" said Will. The girls took the boys to the park and the girls took their fathers and Johnny into Harmony's room.

"Man, these seats are small" said Tunny

"Uh, girls, do you think we could maybe sit on the floor?" asked Jimmy

"Okay!" Peyton said