This was partially gotten from THINGS YOU SHOULD JUST NOT DO ON THE RLS LEGACY and from Welsh Gem and a couple of my readers. Some of my antics are from the story I mentioned like the first one where I start a food fight with Silver and then we both have to clean it.
It's all here folks! All the fun and games you want of someone just flat out annoying the worst evar hardened pirate of all time!(Except making it a slash thing or pairing me with the old cyborg cause that's just wrong! }:| ) He stinks at being evil... Hey I might use that later for a chapter...
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Mess up his mechanical workings and frame him for Undie-theft...
Yuni: -sneaking around the crew's sleeping courters (I forgot what it's called.) with a wrench in her left hand and a weird looking device in her right- Boo-ya. I'm bad… -loosens the bolt on Silver's robotic leg then plants the device on Silver's arm and runs behind a crate and takes out a remote, whispering- Okay, now to wake him up… -activates the device and forces his arm to tickle the old pirate-
Silver: -begins to laugh in his sleep- He-he stop it, Morph… -Snore!-
Yuni: -whispers- Dang, he snores loud! –uses his cyborg arm to poke his giant nose- He-he-he!
Silver: -snort- Yuney, quit pokin' me nose. It's annoying… -continues to sleep-
Yuni: -forces him to suck is robotic thumb with the device she attached to his arm- He looks like a mamma's boy! Oh my kikaichu, (Yuni is a fan of Shino Aburame if you haven't already noticed…) -stifles a laugh-
Onus: -walks down to wake Silver up for his shift of watch- Uh… Seelver? –sees him sucking on his robotic thumb and stifles a laugh- Seelver? –pokes him-
Silver: Yuni-! –sees that it's only Onus and realizes his thumb in his mouth and yanks it out- What the… Ah,we- -Arm unexpectedly begins to slap Silver in the face- What the devil is wrong with my arm?
Onus: Ayee! What's going on! -looks around nervously while Silver continues to slap himself- A ghost?
Silver: I- 'Slap!' Don't- 'Slap!' -Know 'Slap!' What- 'Slap!' It- 'Slap' Is. 'Slap' -arm stops slapping him momentarily and Silver glares at it- Are yeh done yet?
Arm: -shakes robotic hand like a head saying "No."-
Silver: -Is now freaked out by this and wants to scream like a little girl- What the freak! -continues to get slapped by his mechanical limb-
Yuni: - Snickers and whispers- Why are you hitting your self Silver? -Runs out of the sleeping courters and steals Amelia's underwear while she's asleep, not making a sound and runs back to the sleeping... uh... place-em-a-bob -
Silver: -arm wrestling his mechanical limb for control and ends up getting knocked out with a series of punches- Oohh...
Yuni: -puts the underwear in Silver's now limp robotic hand and takes off the device- Now... -turns to
Onus, A.K.A. Mr. A-million-eyes-dude - Go wake up Scroop or Snuff and tell them to go watch. If anyone asks who stole Amelia's undies, say Silver did it!
Onus: Yez ma'am!
The next Morning:
Amelia: -is standing near the helm- Mr. Onus! I would like to have a word with you in my state room.
Onus: Aye, aye Capteeeen! -goes into her state room-
Later:
Yuni: Ahem... Silver, the captain wants you to return the underwear you stole from her. -tries to hide her smirk at how gullible he is- Oh, poor idiot cyborg... You just don't realize how easy it is to get your goat.
Silver: Wha'? I did no such t'ing!
Yuni: Amelia said that you are to return the underwear and then never to speak of it again, Silver. -grins evilly-
Silver: Raaaa! Yunnnniiiii! -eye glows blood red-
Yuni: Uh-oh... -runs away from him like a mad man-
Silver: -robotic leg buckles and he ends up limping after Yuni with fury in his eyes- I'll get ya even if I have ta limp afta' yeh!
Yuni: I dun't care! -continues to run from him- I'm gonna die- *not*!
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This is the weirdest and longest of my odd little set of drabbles. In a chapter or so from here, I'm gonna have Silver attacked by fans of him. Send me your questions you want to bombard him with and I will get back to you shortly! -beeeeeeeeeeep! Holds for reviews to play on the answering machine-