Teehee! A classic prank! I love this one so! It's just about as great as the one where he 'killed' Yuni! You know the gag with the-

Everyone: Shut up about it already!

Me: Okay, okay! Excuse me for explaining...

S.s.S

What do you get when you cross whipped cream, a feather, and Silver? A ticked Cyborg...

Yuni: -makes sure the whole crew is asleep and then she sneaks into the galley to get some whipped cream with a feather in her hand and spies Silver on the ground, asleep-

Yuni: -whispers- This is gonna be good. -Squirts whipped cream in his free hand and tickles his humongous nose-

Silver: -reflexively slaps his face with his free hand, covering his face with whipped cream- What the-? -Spies someone scurrying from the galley in his cream filled vision- Yunniiii!

Yuni: -runs as several laser beams are shot out of the Galley- Ha-ha-ha-ha! I love messing with you

Silver! -Points to nothing in particular as she faces Silver- Hey is Scroop about to murder Jim?

Silver: -turns around to see if the cabin boy is in danger-

Yuni: -runs away from Silver- Try and catch me you overgrown elephant seal cyborg

Silver: Huh? Elephant seal cybor- Yuuuunnnniiiiiii!

S.s.S

Elephant seal cyborg! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Okay, let me explain about that. You know how some people call Silver's species an Ursid? I never caught on to that... I mean what the heck is an "Ursid" What kind of animal mixture is that? I never heard it until reading a couple of fics about the guy.

So, here's what I've come up with! He's like part Elephant seal cause of their high amount of blubber and their big noses! I've also heard they're a shade of brown, though I'm not entirely sure on that note. It fits. I mean hey. Not only that... don't they have small ears? Yeah... ahem- Silver in my book you're an elephant seal and human sort of mix! 'Nough said!