Sora opened his eyes. He looked up into the sapphire eyes of Roxas.
"Roxas?" Sora said really surprised, "What the fuck?"
Roxas had a full grown beard. He was sexy as FUCK!… but not to Sora, because Sora wasn't a HOMO.
"MHMHMHMM!" said Roxas. His beard was so fucking luscious that he sounded like the Pyro from Team Fortress 2.
" Nice to see you too!" said Sora.
"MHMHMHMM!"
"Wait…What?"
"MHMHMHMM!"
"Oh shut up you silly goose!"
"MHMHMHMM!"
"Yeah I know I should get a girlfriend, but my ADVENTURES won't allow me to."
"MHMHMHMM!"
"Kairi? I can't like Kiari, she's my friend.
"MHMHMHMM!"
"Just because you see everything I see doesn't mean you see me stare at her ass!"
"MHMHMHMM!"
"Shut up! I did it like twice!"
"MHMHMHMM!"
" Fine, THREE times, but at least you didn't see me stare at her awesome tits."
"MHMHMHMM…"
"Wait…FUCK!"
Sora was confused about his sexuality now. He thought he was only in love with himself. The thought of being in love with Roxas was scary. He woke up with a jolt from his nightmare.