Thanks goes to Dutch Angua, who is in this chapter, Welsh Gem, for giving me the insane idea for the one where I sabotage Silver's cybernetic parts, and 23jk for giving me inspiration and if she hadn't replied to my comment on DA I would have never started this insane collection of pranks! Read! Read and review! (But not harshly or I won't pay attention to you…)
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Sabotage His Longboat
Yuni: -Ish having issues coming up with a better idea- Na… That won't get that cyborg irked enough… lame… nope… Borrrriiing!
[Unknown Person]: -taps Yuni's shoulder- Hey, need some help with your plots against Silver?
Yuni: -turns around and sees Dutch Angua- Hi Dutch! I was thinking spiders for my next plan. That cyborg would freak!
Dutch Angua: Spiders, eh? Not a bad idea at all, there! Follow me. – Grabs IKEA Toolkit and the latest copy of the Montressor Top Gear Magazine (In which Richard Hammond actually is a Hamster) and motions to follow her- There's a bunch of stuff you can sabotage to get Silver.
Yuni: -eyes widen- Really? Like?
Both: -head towards the longboat bay-
Dutch Angua: Longboats for instance. -Opens gearbox of Silver's favorite skiff- Hmmmm...Switch 'reverse' and 'fifth' gear...turn around the rudder...loosen the grip of the tiller...replace neutral solar sail with one with a hot pink hearts-and-flower-print on it. That should do the trick! –Grins-
Yuni: Hey, thanks!
Dutch Angua: No problem! -Waits until Yuni's got her back turned and puts down a note with 'Yuni did it!' on it- (Seeing that Dutchie's almost twenty-four and quite mature *ahem* Silver will probably
buy it) I'm out! –Opens the long boat bay and jumps down into her longboat from some other ship and takes off-
Yuni: Time for the fun to start.
Later:
Silver: -Ish having severe (and I'm talkin' severe enough to nearly wreck the long boat bay) issues with his skiff- Aug! Forward, not reverse, yeh blasted contraption! –Attempts to move forward but the boat jerks back- Arrrg! Wha's wrong wit' yeh! Yeh never gave me dis much trouble when me an' Jimbo went after dat comet!
Jim: -walks down to the longboat bay- You're sure are having a bunch of trouble and-spots the pink sail- Whoa! Silver… You like pink?
Silver: P-pink? –Thinks back to his poor shirt which was bleached back to his former color- Lad, what the devil are yeh tal-
Jim: -points to the sail of the boat- Look, Silver.
Silver: What the cusp? –Nearly falls out of his boat- A p-pink sail? G.o
Yuni: -following Jim for my upcoming irking plan- Whoa! A pink sail! Silver! You like pink?
Silver: -finds the note from Dutch- Yuuuunnnniiiii!
Yuni: Dutch did it. She helped at least.
Silver: -eyes narrow- Should have guessed… -ish looking really peeved-
Yuni: Jim, ready for our duet?
Jim: Yep!
Both Yuni and Jim: -starts singing 'I got a jar of dirt'-
Silver: -at the fifth line- Yeh done ye-
Both Jim and Yuni: I got a jar of diiiiiirrrrrt! I got a jar of diiiiirrrrrt! And guess what's inside it!
Silver: -sits through the song till they're out of breath- Yer done now righ-
Both Yuni and Jim: -regains our breath and sings more of the song- I got a jar of diiiiirrrrrt! I got a jar of diiiiirrrrrt! And guess what's inside it!
Silver: -sits through it again until they finally finish- The song's over right? Don't start singin' on me again or I'll-
Yuni: A one! A one, two, three, four!
Both Yuni and Jim: I got a jar of diiiiirr-
Silver: -snaps- Yeh've brought dis on yerselves! –Lunges for Yuni and Jim-
Both: -dodges and runs for the sleeping quarters and hides there-
Silver: Yuuuunnnnniiiii! Jiiiimmmmmbbbooooo! –Twitch, twitch- I got a ja- Gaaa! I got dat song in my head! Bah!
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Okays, this one is not entirely my idea. Thank the person who made "Random Planet" and "Random Treasure Planet II" for the crazy song "I Got a Jar of Dirt". I think they call themselves "Belly That" which sounds like the line that Silver yells to Jim after Arrow states that anyone else who brawls goes to the brig. I wonder if they're making fun of the cyborg with that name. Ah, well… Idk. –shrugs-