The three older girls decided they needed a spa day. Well more like a spa weekend so they packed their bags kissed their boys and children and left. The boys looked down at their children. It was easy for Tunny he only had one, same with Jimmy. But Johnny looked at his twins and Will looked at his son and daughter.
"Are we going to starve to deaf?" asked Peyton
"Death" corrected Nathan
"Yeah, were not losing our hearing over not eating" Will said looking at the cupboards
"Pizza?" asked Nathan
"Yeah, daddy can we?" Peyton chimed in
"Sure sounds reasonable" Will said
"Can we call everyone over?" Nathan asked
"Ah, then the other three can help pay for this too! My son you are a genius" Will kissed Nathan on he head and went to call the boys. Everyone came over and they all sat trying to decided what pizza.
"Can we have pepperoni?" asked Mac
"And extra cheese" Harmony piped in
"Oh. Bacon!" Dean said excited
"Sounds good to me" Jimmy said looking at the others
"I'm in" Tunny agreed
"Chicken?" Peyton asked
"Can we have broccoli on it?" Regan asked
"Ew" Will, Johnny, Nathan and Tunny said
"Hey, that's your daughter" Jimmy said
"Alright new plan. Chicken and broccoli for those two. Pepperoni and extra cheese for everyone and then how about bacon, chicken, and barbeque sauce for the others?" suggested Tunny
"Ah, good old baroque sauce instead of tomato, classic" Will said
"Okay" everyone said Will went to order and they sat around waiting and watching TV. Jimmy turned on the Simpson's and everyone sat and watched. Just then Johnny started laughing.
"What's so funny Uncle Johnny?" Regan asked
"Our children are six, five, four and three and they're watching the Simpson's instead of like Disney" he said
"I'm sure they'll be alright" Jimmy said
"What's wrong with that?" Nathan asked
"Nothing" said Harmony who climbed onto Jimmy's lap. Just then the door bell rang. They sat around the table
"What's Mommy doing now?" asked Peyton
"Probably relaxing by a pool" said Will
"Did they not know you guys couldn't cook?" asked Dean
"No, they knew" said Tunny
"Then why did they leave?" asked Mac
"Because they thought it would be funny so see us starve" said Johnny after everyone ate. The kids played a bit till Peyton fell asleep and so did Harmony. Will and Johnny took then to Will's room to sleep.
"Well, it's been fun, but I think Regan should get to bed" said Tunny
"Regan or you?" joked Will
"Okay, a little bit of both" Tunny said with a laugh and he went and picked up Regan and they went home. Johnny and Jimmy took the boys home and Nathan went to bed. When will walked into his room he jumped back when he saw two people sleeping in his bed.
"Jimmy?" Johnny asked
"Yeah"
"Where's Harm?"
"Oh shit" Jimmy said and then there was a knock on the door when Jimmy answered it he saw Will carrying a sleeping Harmony
"I think you forgot something" he said with a laugh
"Thanks" Jimmy said a bit embarrassed and took Harmony from him
The next day the girls were in their hotel room
"This is so nice" said Christina
"I hope they haven't died of starvation" said Heather
"They probably ordered pizza" said Whatsername
"So we what should we do today?"
"Buy alcohol for tonight" suggested Christina
"Yes!" said Whatsername
"What's for breakfast?" asked Regan
"Um…that's a good question" said Tunny
"Pancakes?" she asked
"Sure baby" Tunny opened the cupboard and pulled out the mix
"Can I help?" Tunny smiled and put her on the stool
"Okay babe what do we need?" he asked
"3 to 4 cups of water" she said Tunny looked at her and then took the box and laughed
"3/4 cups of water Reg"
"Oh" she said giggling
"Daddy, Uncle Jimmy made coffee" Dean said jumping on Johnny's bed. Johnny groaned
"Did you have some?" he asked
"No" Dean said
"Tell Jimmy to bring it here" Johnny and Dean left then he heard other foots and a kiss on his cheek
"Daddy says to get off your bum" said Harmony Johnny smiled and pulled Harmony close
"Hey cutie" he said
"Hi" she said snuggling into him
"Harm, can you tell your daddy that I want it in here and then give him that puppy dog look Uncle Tunny was teaching you?"
"Kay" she kissed him and went back out then he heard louder footsteps
"Don't make it sound so dirty" Jimmy said putting the coffee by his bed
"I want to sleep in" Johnny said
"And leave me to fend for myself with three children?"
"Yes. Goodbye Jimmy" Jimmy laughed and left
Peyton sat beside her dad while he played on his guitar. Nathan was in the other room watching cartoons.
"Daddy, I'm hungry" she said
"What? I have to feed you today too" he joked he put his guitar down "Would you like the Esper special?"
"I don't know" she said climbing onto his back
"Nate, I'm making the Esper special" Will yelled and he met them in the kitchen
"But we don't have chocolate milk" said Nathan who closed the fridge. Will put Peyton on the kitchen counter. Then found chocolate sauce
"We'll make our own" he said smiling Will made three glasses of homemade Chocolate milk. Then he got out three bowls and poured cheerio's in the bowls
"That's it?" asked Peyton
"Nope" Nathan said handing Will the chocolate chips and will poured some in the bowls. Then he poured the chocolate milk over top of the cereals.
"Now that's it" said Will who put Peyton on the floor handed Nathan's bowl to him and he took out his and Peyton's and the sat and ate at the table
"Daddy, what can we have for a drink?" asked Regan Tunny smiled, Christina wasn't home. Tunny got out the blender and put ice cream and milk in it "Milkshake?" she asked
"Well this is an Esper shake" Tunny said putting peanut butter into the blender "Uncle Will, Johnny and I would have this at his house" what Tunny left out is that they would put in whatever alcohol was in the house which his how it got the name Esper shake
"What about Uncle Jimmy?" she asked
"He wasn't around yet"
"Oh" Tunny poured the milkshakes in the glasses put the pancakes on the plate and carried it on a tray to the table. Regan sat down and took a sip of the shake "mmm this is good"
"You're Uncle Will is a wise man" Tunny said
The girls walked back into their hotel room and flopped down on the bed. They were so relaxed from the massage they just had.
"His hands were so firm" said Whatsername
"I had no idea what a proper one felt" Christina said
"I'm so relaxed I don't want to move" said Heather
"Johnny's hands are good but, oh my God" said Whatsername
"You know, why don't we stay here for the rest of our lives" Heather suggested
"Deal" said Christina
"And then when Jimmy takes over from Johnny and then he gets jealous" Whatsername continued "his hands where like this guys" the girls looked over at her
"Rebecca, are you…realizing what you're saying?" Heather asked
"Yeah, that wasn't sounding good" Christina said
"I know, but really, you should guilt Jimmy into doing it"
"Haha, sounds like a plan" Christina said
"We have to go back tomorrow" wined Heather
"It better be clean of no sex" said Whatsername
"oh, good threat" the girls agreed