Well here's another fun chapter. This time Morph is helping out. Thank you Welsh Gem, Amilimrock, Dutch Angua, Wherever Girl, & of course my main contributors: 23jk & Silver from Disney's Treasure Planet.
Have fun!
S.s.S
Random Crap!
Yuni & Wherever Girl: -ish laughing at a scene I did after a nearly fatal but fun escape from Silver & are now on the deck-
Scene (on Deviantart):
[Recap: Self prompt: What would happen if the TP characters ended up in our world?]
Scroop: -looks into a large empty metal lake- Isss that a sssssink?
Person: Eeeek! A spider! Kill it! Kill it!
Scroop: (X)_(X) -runs for his life-
Person: -has started spraying bug spray after him-
Scroop: Neaaaannnggg! -runs into a crevice- Where the heck am I?
In real (or in the story... Meh.):
Amalimrock(or in my case Amali): -points to part where the person whips out the bug spray- I think the person should probably faint first before getting the spray out.
Yuni & Wherever Girl: Don't be picky!
Morph: -flies up behind me & Wherever- Don't be picky, don't be picky!
Amali: Hey that sorta rhymes with-
Morph: -turns into Silver's favorite pair of undergarments- Silver's undies! Silver's undies!
Amali: -cracks up & doubles over in laughter-
Yuni: -can't stop laughing at that- I see you get a crack out of your own jokes too, eh?
Amali: -gasp- Yeah! -gasp-
Morph: -turns back & laughs too-
Yuni: You do realize you're going up against the guy who RESCUED you off of Proteus I right?
Morph: -stops laughing immediately-
Silver: -meanders up to the deck from the galley on cue of my warning- T'ank yeh. Now
If yeh'll excuse me from your prankin' distraction, I best be getting' back to me work.
Yuni: -flings a pie at Silver-
Amali & Wherever Girl: -snickers at the sight secretly-
Silver: G.O -growls & whips out his gun- Yeh wanna try dat again, Yuni?
Yuni: You know you really shouldn't do that. -points to Amelia-
Silver: Darn! -switches gun back to hand- But someday I'll get ye all! Yeh hear?
Crew: -stares from their inside-chatter and only sees Yuni & Silver-
Meltdown (the only pirate on the ship with a stomach larger than Silver's): I think he's lost it.
Onus: He's eensane!
Scroop: Me thinkssss he has a sssoft ssspot for Yuni.
Silver: I do not!
Yuni: I recall faking my death & he freaking out over my welfare when he found a skeleton in a pot that was made of plaster.
Silver: Only cause yer-
Yuni: I'm telling the captain.
Silver: G.O No.
Yuni: Yes.
Silver: Please, Yuni, don' tell the cap'n-
Yuni: That you ate my last pie.
Silver: -ish totally lost- Wha', Pie- Yuuuunnniiiii!
Wherever Girl: -somehow get's some spine & starts telling Silver off-
Yuni: Dang….
Silver: Do yeh kiss yer mum wit' dat mouth?
Wherever Girl: -wipes some slobber off of her lips- Well after I brush my teeth…
Silver: I don' wanna know! –heads back below deck to the galley-
Yuni: -when Silver leaves- Good work, Welsh!
Welsh: -moves cardboard cut-out of Amelia out of the way, revealing her- That was so -snicker- darn -giggle- Funney! -bursts into a fit of laughter-
Wherever Girl: Sooo….
Amali: -comes up from her hiding place in the sleeping quarters- What other high-jinx's do we pull off now?
Welsh: We could… replace his gun with a "POW!" flag gun?
Dutch Angua: -flies in on her man-made solar surfer- I have an idea.
Yuni: Awesome. What is it?
Dutch: We hold a vote.
Everyone: Sounds great.
Yuni: okay… I'll put up a voting pole in the ending author's note after my insane little skit at the end.
Dutch: Then it's settled.
Alright here's a short for you all that I just couldn't manage to squeeze into the parody. You can thank Welsh for the idea.
Me: -is dressed like Boo from Monster's Inc.- Hey, Silver, it's dress as your favorite Disney character day at the Y.P.W. (Yuni Parody Works) studio.
Welsh Gem: -is dressed like Jim from Treasure Planet- And since we thought you'd forget, we did it for you.
Silver: Eh? I don' know wha' yer-
Me: -holds up a mirror & shows a very frightened & yellow ursid in a red shirt (with of course his other normal attire) on & snickers-
Silver: Wha' did yeh do ta me? I look like a banana in a red shirt!
Me: Hi Winnie the Pooh!
Everyone but Silver: -laughs to their hearts content-
Silver: Yuuuunnnniiiii!
Mkay everyone! Here's the pole. Do you want us to:
A: Sabotage his arm with oddball stuff?
B: Sabotage his kitchen with various flash bombs which explode into rubber chickens & superstrong funny string?
C. Sabotage his mechanical arm by placing a hidden speaker on it, constantly playing the "Gummy Bear" song, plaguing him with it for a whole day?
D. Have me & the others throw pie at him from various directions? (Genius idea)
E. Stage a pirate battle aboard the ship & humiliate Silver in the process? Hopefully
Jack Sparrow will help…
F. Make several references to his first name until he snaps? (Might do that anyway)
Review with your vote!