Sorry for the darn wait everyone! Dutch's was the one that won. Attacking the RLS Legacy with the POTC crew! I don't know most of the characters in POTC except… who was the guy that helped Jack out of jail again? He was in the KH game so that's sort of how I know the movie along with the hysterical previews. –mega shrug- all I know is Jack is two- no three things: A card! Played by Johnny Dep(sp?) And a pirate! Thanks to Dutch for the beginning part of this thing! You all are also appreciated in reviewing and faving and all that lovely stuff!
In the words of Dutch: "Alright then! Here goes!"
P.S.: She also supplied a few other parts. You can tell when you see 'Dutchie'.
Parties and Pirates! XD
Dutchie: Yo, Sparrow!
Jack: -From the Black Pearl's crow's nest- Whuzza?
Dutch: I've got a deal for you -Grins-
On deck of the Black Pearl some rather elaborate time later after a small sit down regarding rum, sailing, women, men, something about parrots and bananas(?), and the last part (Although I'm sure they remembered after re-sobering) the insane plan Dutch brought up:
Jack: Gentlemen! Are you prepared to travel to an alternate universe called the Etherium to meet strange and mysterious creatures and play an elaborate prank on a bear-like half-robot creature named Silver by staging a pirate attack while his crewmates sabotage his weapons most likely followed by a big party?
Crew: -Have mostly understood the party-part- AYE!
Marty: OY!
Pintel: AI!
Ragetti: EYE!
Cotton's Parrot: Awk! Bring out yer dead!
Dutchie: -Blinks-
Gibbs: That probably means 'Yes'.
Dutchie: Fair enough...Gentlemen, Let's go! -Receives dagger glare from Jack- Very sorry Captain...Go ahead.
Jack: Gents...there's work to be done.
Several minutes and a rather expensive montage scene later:
The Black Pearl: -Is now changed into an Etherium-worthy Vessel-
Jack Sparrow: -Points up with the unnecessary flapping hand gestures- Those new sparkly black sails! Love it!
Marty: -Has taken his place at the laser canon- Sweeeeeet!
Gibbs: The hold is filled with rum, as you ordered!
Jack: But why did you order Monty Python's Confuse-A-Cat LTD.?
Dutch: -Dons tri-corn hat and covers face with bandana so Silver won't recognize her- Oh, no reason...All ready!
[Several more minutes later the Black Pearl is gliding through the Etherium]
Ragetti: Captain! RLS Legacy on the starboard side!
Dutch and Jack: -exchange evil grins- It's show time!
On the RLS Legacy:
Yuni: -ish whistling idly, completely aware of Dutch's plan while standing next to Amelia-
Amelia: There is a ship approaching, Yuni. You're contact I believe.
Yuni: -grins deviously- AWWEEESSSOOOOMMMMMMMMMEEE!
Amelia: -has stuck her fingers in her ears- Yuni, was that really necessary?
Yuni: No, but I've always wanted to do that! And we're in space so… I don't think it matters.
Jack's Crew: -jumps aboard and pretends to fight the RLS Legacy's crew- Raaaaaahhhh!
Silver: -has tried to use his gun and a 'Pow!' flag unrolls from a stick- G_o Are yeh kiddin' me? -whips out laser cannon-
Yuni: -whispers into Welsh's ear- Did you replace the cannon with a bubble maker like I suggested?
Welsh: Ooooh! That's what that was for! I thought it was for the party.
Yuni: -face-palms-
Amali: Wellll... What are we gonna do now?
Dutch: -shrug- I dunno. I just planned out the battle not the items.
Marty: -maneuvers the laser cannon on the black pearl around and shoots off Silver's cannon before he has a chance to use it- Woohoo!
Yuni: Ha- ha- ha! -points-
Silver: -glares at me questioningly- Did yeh have a say in this, Yuni?
Yuni: No...? -looks over innocently-
Silver: -grumbles-
Amelia: -has walked up to the helm- Well, It sure is a good thing we'll be stopping for supplies soon.
Yuni: -whistles- That's the cue crew!
Onus: Vinally! -drops down on Silver's head, impairing his vision-
Silver: Gaaah! -stumbles-
Scroop: -grabs the mechanical arm of Silver while Onus is distracting the old pirate-
Jack Sparrow: -grabs the other arm- Sorry, mate. I know we're all pirates here but, I made a deal an'... I'm stickin' to i'!
Both: -ties Silver to the mast, with a little bit of a struggle from him-
Silver: Grrrr! let me ou' yeh blasted feinds! -switches hand to his... sword?-
Yuni: You can't break out using a rubber chicken, man!
Silver: Yuuunnniii! –growling-
Yuni: Party Time! -tapes an mp3 player hooked to loudspeakers, above the rope on Silver's cyborg arm, playing the gummy bear song-
Silver: Hey! Yeh could'a told me abou' yer lil' party part o' deh plan, yeh know! An' t'at damn song is gettin' on me nerves!
Yuni: Then we would have no chance in tying you to the mast! And that song fits you perfectly! -whining-
Silver: C_e So yeh did 'ave a say in this! Yuuuuunnnnniiiiii! -kicking from his place on the ship he's currently bound to- Get me untied and detach this blasted contraption from me arm!
Yuni: Pipe down and have some rum. -sticks a bottle of rum in his mouth-
Silver: -growls lowly and spits the bottle out of his mouth- Y'know I t'ink Yuni has taken it a lil' too far this time. I'm gonna kill t'at girl someday.
Jim: I helped plan it by the way.
Silver: C_O I'm gonna kill Jim too...
Yuni: -dancing like crazy- You won't kill him. You know why?
Silver: Why?
Yuni: Cause you care.
Silver: Please jus' untie me an' no harm will come to yeh in the future, Yuni.
Yuni: -sighs indignantly- Well for the sake of the story... -cuts away the rope-
Silver: -eyes me evilly-
Yuni: Oh shiznit!
Silver: -starts after me after undoing the tape on his arm- I'm gonna kill you, yeh little twit!
Yuni: Aaaaaaahhhhh! -runs like mad-
Dutchie: -Ish dancing happily around with a large group of inebriated pirates, Caribbean and otherwise- Woo-hoo! ...Hey isn't that Yuni, running for her life there?
Wherever: -dancing- I think so! I'm just glad I get to meet Jack's crew!
Silverwolf407: -has stowed away on the Legacy somehow without Yuni or Amelia noticing- Is that all you care about in this prank?
Wherever: Pretty much…
Yuni: EEK!
Silver: Roarrrr!
Dutchie: -Dope slaps Ragetti resulting in his wooden eye popping out, catches it and skillfully rolls it in Silver's way-
Ragetti: ME EYE!
Silver: -Stumbles on the eye and makes a 90 degree turn in midair-
Dutchie: -Attempts to catch the cyborg (what can I say? She's got a soft spot for him) resulting in both of them landing on the deck slightly squashed-
Dutchie: Umph, good thing I'm not really a light weight either...Yuni and Jim owe me big time!
Yuni: O_O Dutch! -glares at Silver- Get off of her, you oaf!
Silver: Wha'? -death glare-
Dutch: My ribs!
Yuni: You're hurting Dutch! Get off of her you lousy good for nothing-
Silver: -growls and gets up from his place, currently squashing Dutch and starts after me again-
Yuni: Yipe!
RLS Legacy: -tilts slightly and Ragetti's eye rolls in Silver's direction AGAIN-
Silver: -trips and stumbles back to his feet, picking up the wooden eye- Who's is this? Who does this blasted piece o' crap belong to?
Ragetti: THAT'S MINE! -ish running toward Silver in attempt to get his eye back-
Yuni: -runs over to Dutch- Hey, you alright?
Dutch: Yeah, but I think it's gotten a little out of hand.
Yuni: Gee, you think? I'ma gonna talk to Jack to see if he can round up his crew. -walks to Jack, who is getting drunk and dancing-
Jack: -ish now singing to I'm Still Here rather drunkenly-
Yuni: Hey! Captain Jack Sparrow!
Jack: Yeah, tha's me name an' don' wear it out!
Yuni: -slaps Jack-
Jack: Ow! What was tha' for?
Yuni: Get your crew back aboard your ship before Amelia, Arrow, my crewmates and possibly Silver have a hissy fit.
Jack: Why? The party's jus' gettin' started! -dances like mad as the song changes to Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi-
Yuni: -facepalms- What will it take to get them back to their own ship?
Welsh: Can I make a suggestion?
Yuni: Yes?
Welsh: Tell them that if they don't clear out soon, Silver and his crew will pillage their ship for all the gold that's on it.
Yuni: Won't that result in a conflict?
Welsh: Hey it better'n nuttin!
Yuni: Yeah... you're right. -tells Jack what Welsh said-
Jack: -wide eyed and then grins evilly-
Yuni: Uh-oh... I don't like that grin, Welsh.
Jack: I think we should pillage theirs first! -waves his hand towards his men- Hey! You blokes ready for a-
Yuni: -slaps hand over Jack's mouth- Shut up! I was just trying to get you back on your nice sparkly sailed ship, which is also one of my favorite colors.
Jack: -tears my hand away- Oh yes. -looks over to his ship and sees it beginning to drift off- Gaaah! Crew! Afta the Pearl! I's driftin' away!
Yuni: -looks over to Amali who has a pocket knife behind her back-
Amali: What? I knew he liked that ship way too much to let it go!
Jack and his crew: -All jumping on board at the edge of the legacy before they lose their chance-
Yuni: Group hug for all my partners in crime!
Everyone who helped with the party: -hugs-
Amelia: -lets go- We should get away from where we're currently at. Before they come back. -walks up to the helm and orders Meltdown to go at full speed-
Silver: -did not hear the captain and ends up falling on his face- Ouch! Now t'at wasn' fair! -gets up with an annoyed look-
Hey guys! So… -a few minutes with mouth agape-
Silver: Oi! Yuni!
Me: Huh, what?
Silver: Jus' tell 'em the author's note will yeh?
Me: Okay…
Sorry people. Well how'd you like this one? XD It's got to be one of my more longer ones out of all of them! Well don't just stand there reading my nonsense at the end of the chapter, review! And add in any suggestions for further pranks.