Hi everyone! Silverwolf407 helped with this one! Say thanks to Silverwolf! You all who have reviewed & helped write this story have been wonderful! Please continue to be or the world will be less vibrant! (No not really, but still, I urge you to still be awesome even when you think you aren't!)
Anywho… Read my nonsense! Technically, it is kind of nonsense but why are you reading this bold nonsense? Go read the finer printed stuff! That's the best part! (lol, I misspelled "part" like four times! Why? Idk! There must be something wrong with my miiind! XP)
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Yuni: Oi! Silverwolf! I need some help coming up with something!
Silverwolf: -walks up while thinking- I'm not sure what to add on. Maybe we somehow tangle Scroop's legs together, thus causing Silver to trip over him...and then we can use water balloons for hitting him from different angles while he tries to get up?
Yuni: He- he… sounds fun. Probably later.
Silverwolf: Well sadly I'm a bit of a clutz. Also I have to admit, I love Silver and Jim so much and tormenting Silver is actually turning out to be wonderful fun. –giggles as she throws her hands in the air to emphasize her joy- ^_^
Yuni: Uh huh…. –ish only paying half attention for some unknown reason-
Silverwolf: -doesn't notice- We could interrupt the scene where Jim gets that whole "greatness" speech from Silver! *cough*-giggles-*cough*
Yuni: T_T Unfortunately, for all who would LOVEto ruin that scene, I'm a softie for that part. I would be going against a saying I live by!
Silver: -happens to have been walking by- C_O -blushes- Uh... Thanks?
Yuni: No problem!
Jim: Doesn't it matter to ANYof you that he ended up going back on those very words?
Yuni and the rest of the TP crew: No.
Yuni: And that scene didn't happen yet, Jim!
Jim: -_- I'll be... building a new solar surfer. -flees-
Silverwolf: -has been pondering on what she said- Yeah, it would be terrible to mess with that scene. -Looks over at Jim- Ello! -runs over and hugs- It's ok. Silver makes up for it in the end. -Walks over to Silver- Must resist...but...can't..-cuddles onto Silver-
Silver: C_e
Yuni: Hehehe... Silver, you're just not use to hugs!
Silver: Well... How many villains do yeh know t'at will actually let the hero of the story hug 'em? Wit'out meanin' any harm ta them later in deh story?
Yuni: O_O None... Except you. So you should be use to all this hugging nonsense!
Silver: I should be, yer right. But Silverwolf here... she jus' walks up ta me an' hugs me!
Yuni: Silverwolf... I think it's time to let go. -tries to pry her off of Silver-
Silverwolf: But I love Silver. -Unwillingly lets go- I'm a terribly affectionate person. And when I see someone I like I just have to show how much they mean to me.
Yuni: O_e Okay then… -happens to have an affliction with people hugging her-
Silverwolf: -looks over at Yuni- And you're just amazing too! -hugs you, just not as strong as Silver's hug- Don't want to suffocate you. -giggles- Be careful Silver. I'll be back to hugging you soon enough. ^_^
Silver: C_O L-love?
Yuni: -rolls eyes- Not that kind of love, you old coot!
Silver: Ol' what?
Yuni: Snapple!
Silver: Snapple? Yeh mean deh tea?
Jim: -has come out from hiding- Wow... just saying a brand name keeps Silver from trying to kill Yuni...
Yuni: Well... My friend hugs me and she could probably pick me up while doing so... so...
Silver: Yuni'd be quite use to a hug! -has an evil grin all of a sudden-
Yuni: O_O
Silver: C'mere! -advances to Yuni-
Yuni: No! -runs-
Silver: Jus' one hug Yuni!
Yuni: Yeah, and you'll break me in two!
Silverwolf: -watches as they run around chasing each other while eating Chips Ahoy!- Hehehehe! -nibbles cookie and watches- Very interesting. This should end well. -thinks for a moment- What kind of love did Silver think? -shrugs and walks over to Jim and smiles- Don't want you to feel left out! -Cuddles Jim- Though I'd take any excuse to hug you and Silver.
Jim: -feels a little better- Thanks… I guess…
Silverwolf: -Calls to Yuni- Have I told you that you are amazing? I mean really, you always make my day so much better! So...Silver if you hurt her I'll be forced to cuddle you until the end of time!
Meanwhile across the deck:
Yuni: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! –running around screaming like a maniac as I try to escape Silver-
Silver: C_O -stops chasing Yuni suddenly-
Yuni: What?
Silver: -points behind Yuni with a shocked and frightened look-
Yuni: -looks behind her and sees Slash fans- Holy Crud!
Silver: -as he runs past Jim with slash fans in hot pursuit- Jim, t'ose numbskulls are back
again! This time they look even more dangerous t'an before!
Slash fans: -somehow corner Jim and Silver-
Silver: -looks to Jim- Well, Jimbo, looks like this is deh end o' our lives. Be seein' yeh in heaven. -tips hat sadly-
Jim: O_O Silver!
Silver: -has totally surrendered- Wha' can'cha see t'at we're gonna die?
Jim: You have an arm cannon!
Silver: -switches to a misshapen gun- Jim, Yuni never repaired it, let alone me other tools! -switches to some sort of other gun- Wonder if dis one works...
Jim: Well don't just stand there, use it you old man!
Silver: Ol' what? -fires off the "gun" out of anger and the slash fans start to follow a flare off the side of the ship-
Yuni: O_O
Jim: O_e
Silver: C_O
Morph: Fire works! -turns into fireworks-
Silverwolf: -rolling on deck laughing- Oh by the stars. At least I don't get too distracted by shinny things. -suddenly sees a silver wolf pendant- oohhh pretty. -puts the necklace on- I thought I lost this...um what was I saying?
Everyone: -stares at her oddly-
Silverwolf: What?
Dutch: -in evil voice- She's one of them….
Yuni: -smacks Dutch upside the head-
Dutch: O_o What was that for?
Yuni: Being evil!
Dutch: But Silver's evil all the time!
Yuni: Why do you think we prank him?
Dutch: Oh, yes. That's right.
Jim: How many guns do you have on there? –motions to Silver's mechanical arm-
Silver: Actually, t'at was supposed to be the blow torch! -looks to Yuni- An' Yuni has a bit of explainin' ta do!
Yuni: What explaining? -has genuine shock on my face-
Amali: Probably about the slash fans...
Yuni: -ish now perplexed- I never even knew they were there until Silver pointed at them!
Welsh: -whistling nervously as she attempts to hide a cell phone behind her back-
Everyone: -all glare at Welsh-
Wherever: Honestly, for the name of the Etherium, was that necessary?
Welsh: Yuni helped!
Yuni: -sighs- Whatever...
Silver: -groans and walks to the galley-
Yuni: -evil grin and calls everyone to huddle quietly and hurriedly- Alright, when I say "now" throw a pie at his back. -points to Silver-
Everyone: Right! -breaks huddle-
Yuni: Now!
Everyone: Throws assorted pies at Silver-
Silver: Gaaah! -turns around with a ticked off look-
Yuni: Oh Crap! Everyone run! -runs-
Everyone: -does the same-
Silverwolf: -Hides in the crows nest laughing and holding her sides- Must try to stay quiet. Don't want Silver to find me. -looks for Yuni- Hope he didn't get a hold of her.
Yuni: -is hiding somewhere in Amelia's cabin-
Amelia: -sees Yuni- Get out!
Yuni: O_O –hides somewhere else-
So after a close encounter with Slash fans & a ticked cyborg, I'm once again hiding! –throws a cookie to Silverwolf- Thanks for the help! And I might use that idea with Scroop and the water balloons later. Heck! Maybe I'll use the idea of Jim faking his death by the cause of me & then all will go from there… Anyway, as they say in Cats Don't Dance, "See ya in the movies!"
Silver: Yeh keep messin' 'round wit' dat kind of stuff, yeh won' be seen at all!
Me: O_O A death threat?
Silver: Nah, I'll jus' kidnap yeh & pie yeh ta death! Wha' do yeh think I'm gonna do?
Me: C'mon Silver… -gives him one of those tasty oversweet valentines Krispy Kream donuts with strawberry filling-
Silver: C_o –takes the donut- Dammit Yuni! Yeh know t'em donuts happen ta be a weakness of mine!
Me: Now that would explain the weight.
Silver: -sighs- I'ma gonna box this up. -goes to the galley-