Hey people! No I did not die. Just ask PanTheCat1 on DeviantArt. By the way, you people are... so... AWESOME! Amalimrock/LingLiJing has been asking me when I'm gonna update this thing! I love you peoples. You all make my day with your cool, funny and insane reviews. -Grins like a crazed fangirl- (O_o I think I've lost my mind somewhere. Could someone help me find it? Hahaha! Sounds like what one of Jack Sparrow's halucinations said. Something like, "Nobody move! I dropped my brain!") -throws a cookie to all who have helped me with this insane piece of work-
Anywho... Here's the completed next prank on Making Fun Of An Old Cyborg! Enjoy! ~XD -place evil laugh here-
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The Deadly Fun Of It All! Ya-Har!
Yuni: -whistling idly as I pass by Silver- Hello Captain Underpants…
Silver: Cap'n wha'?
Yuni: Captain Underpants! You know cause your name is Long John Silver!
Silver: C_e Okay then…
Yuni: Guess I'll be seein' you, toilet head!
Silver: -growling- I'm gonna hurt dat girl…
Silverwolf: -Hiding down in the long boats and has out walkie talkie- *static* Yuni, what type of blood do we need? I've made the edible blood, do we need anything that looks clotted and broken bone in it?
Yuni: Hmm... -thinking-
Silverwolf: *static* Oh, and does there need to be burns and bruises? -pulls out her stage makeup grinning-
Yuni: -pulls out a walkie talkie- Er... Burns and bruises... maybe... -holds up the medium sized cannon I stole from Silver- make it a lot of burns and bruises and make it look like his ribs are broken and all that evil good stuff... (Darn I'm contradictory!)
Silver: -walks by my hiding spot-
Yuni: -hides cannon well and jumps out- Hi Micheal Knight!
Silver: What? Yuni, o' all deh random nonsense, Micheal Knight?
Yuni: I guess I'll be seeing you then, metal head!
Silver: Grrrr...
Yuni: -hides somewhere less conspicuous and waits for Silver to leave-
Silver: I wonder wha' her deal is... Me poor sanity! -throws both hands in the air as he walks away towards the sleeping quarters-
Yuni: -sneaks to where I have the gun- *static* Jim, do you copy? Over!
Jim: Copy what?
Welsh: *static* Wait, what are we doing again? -is hiding behind the wheel of the ship-
Yuni: *static* Faking Jim's death and getting Silver's goat!
Amali: *static* Why are we talking over these radios again? Our target is currently out of earshot! -hiding in the crow's nest-
Yuni: Cause Wherever suggested it!
Wherever: *static* I did not! -hiding behind the mast-
Yuni: *static* Jim, you ready?
Jim: *static* Yeah! -walks up from the sleeping quarters-
Yuni: Alright... Silverwolf, do your thing!
Silverwolf: - has turned into a whirlwind of color as she appears on deck, grabs Jim, rips his shirt and applies the make up for the bruises and burns on his chest, arms and face- Ok, hold on Jim this is going to feel weird.
Jim: Yeah... guess it's all part and partial to getting Silver to freak out!
Silverwolf: Don't move or talk! I need to apply this carefully! -Applies the clotted blood with "bone bits" over the largest burn mark and then applies blood to rest.- Ok, now when you want the blood to dribble out of your mouth just bite this. -Hands him a blood pill-
Jim: -grimaces- Do I have too...?
Silverwolf: Don't worry it tastes just like chocolate covered cherries. -Stands back and looks at her work- What do you all think?
Everyone: *static* Fine!
Silverwolf: O_O! My ears!
Yuni: -whispers harshly into my walkie talkie- Geez people! We're trying to run a covert operation here! You don't need to yell into the walkie talkies! *static*
Jim: Are we gonna do anything? Or did we just bloody me up to make it look like I've come back from the living dead?
Yuni: Alright Jim, when I fire yell! Ready...
Jim: -stances himself to dodge- Are you sure this is okay? I mean, you'll wake up the whole crew with that thing!
Yuni: -grins and hold up fire crackers- This will convince them! -shoots repetitively into space and luckily no one else hears it but Jim, me and my fellow evil doers and probably Silver-
Jim: -yells as if he really is in pain- Aaaaaaauuuugh!
Yuni: -leaps from my hiding place and somehow gets a dead pig like thing and a bat and beats it up, resulting more blood on the deck- This'll definitely convince 'em! -runs and sets off fire works on various areas to make it look like a missed a few shots-
Jim: Gaaah! -has already bit the blood pill and fakes being dead-
Yuni: Alright, everyone hide well! -grabs the drained out pig thing and throws it over the side-
Later that night:
Silver: -is now on watch and is whistling as he climbs up from the sleeping quarters while rubbing sleep from his eyes- blasted Onus and Meltdown... couldn't stop falling out of their bloody hammocks. I barely got a wink o' slee- -sees something on the floor surrounded by what looked to be blood- Wha' deh devil...
Yuni: -watches secretly-
Silverwolf: -ish sitting next to her and whispers- You think he'll buy it?
Yuni: Yes now shush!
Silver: -approaches the thing and realizes it's Jim- Raaah! -kneels next to him- Jimbo! -growls- Who did this? Who in deh name of deh Etherium did this?
Yuni: -snickers and walks out from the hiding place casually- Well, Mr. Salted Fish, a freak slash fan stole your cannon and keeled him, if you're wondering! -grinning mischievously-
Silver: Liar! Yeh di' this, Yuni! I aught ta blast you and yer bloomin' trouble makers ta kingdom come!
Jim: -taps his shoulder-
Silver: Amalimrock, don' touch me...
Amali: -calls from crow's nest- I'm up here!
Silver: G_O! Then who touched me? -turns around and sees Jim- Gwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! -jumps twenty feet in the air-
Yuni: Gahahahahaha! Gotcha!
Jim: Hahahaha! You should have seen your face, Silver! It was so scared and shocked! Did we get that on camera?
Welsh: Yep!
Silver: -evil glare- Yuni... Must. Kill. YUUUUNNNNIIIIIII! -breaks into a run-
Yuni: Holy-
Advisory: Please wait while Yuni stops ranting curses while being chased by a homicidal ursid cyborg with weight issues and-
Silver: -breaks through advisory screen while chasing her- Aaaaaauuuuuugggg! Get back here, Yuni!
Yuni: Ah! I'm gonna get killed!
Amali: Uh... -blink- I didn't know Yuni knew that many curses.
Welsh: This is supposed to be a kids' movie people! -waves fist-
Wherever: You tell 'em Welsh!
Spiritwolf: -ish in shock- :o Yuni... cursed...
Dutch: -swoops in on her solar surfer and drops me in the crows nest- Next time, watch what you do.
Yuni: Kay! Thanks Dutch!
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How was it? No I do not really curse that much, but I figured after watching the more realistic version of Cat In The Hat starring Mike Myers (Plays Shrek in the movie... Shrek, duh!), I'd include something like the advisory when he curses after cutting off his tail during a kitchen stunt. And theeeennn... Silver comes crashing through the advisory screen after the mention of his weight.
Silver: -sighs- Yuni, yeh keep up yer foolishness, I won' last much longer!
Yuni: And here I thought you really wanted to kill me.
Silver: Kill yeh? -gives me a noogie- Kill some one with jus' as much devious nature as I? Yeh mus' be kiddin' me!
Yuni: -sighs- Well... You certainly have good acting skills. I thought you actually- Silver?
Silver: -turned around stabbing something with a pin- Why won' dis bloody thing work?
Yuni: Okay... I get a sick feeling that he's stabbing a Yuni voodoo doll... -scoots away- I'll see ya later, Silver.