I'm doing this as a tribute to my friend Sierra. She wanted me to put the darn canine OC of hers in one, so if you guys find it kind of different… well I'll leave that to you! But anywho, I'll be sure to work on another prank after this one nonsense (Gee, as if this crazy fanfic wasn't already nonsense enough!) Chapter! Enjoy! Oh… and sorry for not replying… been writing an odd parody with Kitty on . And her messages kind of bogged down my e-mail and stuff… So… the delay is mainly my fault. Apoligies!
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Me: -humming- Well, I wonder what I'll do for this prank. –ish looking at an over thought out schematic-
Thunder: -Sneaks up on Yuni, blade of her knife ready to strike- He-he-he-he…
Me: -blinks- I wonder what that was… -turns around and sees a crazy looking wolf- O_o What the heck? What do you want?
Iceheart: -laughs- Easy. She wants your life. Now where did I put that manga? –searches around for a manga called Umineko No Naku Koro Ni-
Me: Y'know… Why do your crazy friends have to be so violent?
Iceheart: -scoffs while searching- Cause I wanna!
Me: -stares at the impending doom before me- Any given idea of how I can get her to stop? –begins to
back away veeeery slowly-
Iceheart: Get her to kill Silver.
Me: Crap! I can't do that cause this is supposed to be a humor filled parody! Plus, I've got a soft spot for that old guy.
Iceheart: You could arm him in a- Wait that won't work... 0.o I god-modded her knife to much -smiles cheekily before running off-
Me: O_o Crap, we're all dead!
Wherever: We could give her a doggy treat!
Welsh: Good idea.
Thunder: -gives Wherever an 'Are you serious woman?' look-
Dutch: We could trick her.
Thunder: Seriously, I'm smarter than a human.
Amalimrock: It can talk?
Thunder: 'She' you friggin' idiot! 'She'!
Everyone: Holy crap!
Thunder: Now I will kill everyone on this floating vessel!
Me: -rolls eyes- Ugh… -thinks of Arrin- 'He would stave her off…' –begins to hum Lugia's song from Pokémon 2000-
Everyone: -looks at Yuni like she's insane-
Arrin: -appears as Lugia- Someone call?
Me: Yay! Arrin! –points to Thunder- Please save us?
Arrin: -nods- No prob!
Thunder: -rolls eyes- I'm so scared! I've already had my family killed, and killed scientists in a lab. –thinks- 'It would be nice to see the pale guy.'
Arrin: -stares at her then spot's Silver wondering across the deck groggily- 'Humm… This could be interesting… revenge on my Half brother. He-he-he…' Hey Thunder…
Thunder: WHAT?
Arrin: I'll let you see this 'Pale Guy', if you do me a favor…
Thunder: And what is that?
Arrin: Trip Silver over then lick him. Then I want you to bite his hand and drag him all over the ship at least three times!
Thunder: Um… Alright. –does as he says-
Silver: -walks right over her and falls- C_o What the- Ooooouch! –sees a brown wolf covered in blood biting his hand- Git of me, ye mutt!
Thunder: 'He he he, this is fun!' –at third go around, throws him off the ship-
Silver: Grraaaaaaah…! –ish falling into oblivion-
Thunder: -laughs and turns to Arrin, who is flying through the sky- Now take me to the pale dude. And don't read my mind again or else!
Arrin: -stares incredulously- Alright. Hop on.
Thunder: -hops on his back and flies off-
Me: Ha-ha-ha! -realizes something- Oh crap! Silver's still falling!
Dutch: -flies up on her surfer with unconscious Silver draped over the end of it- Someone lose a cyborg?
Me: Dutch! XD Thanks!
Dutch: No prob! –lands- Kay let's get him back in the sleeping quarters!
Everyone on the deck: -help drag the pirate to the sleeping quarters-
Me: -watches as Silver snores loudly- Aw, how peaceful…
GIR: -jumps outta nowhere and points to Silver- Hey frog! –runs around and disappears-
Me: That… was odd.
Everyone: -Agrees-
Back with Arrin:
Thunder: –has gotten a hold of sugar and is jumping around hyperly-
Arrin: Be still and shut up or I'll drop you right here!
Thunder: O_o –does as Arrin says-
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And that was my crazed tribute to Sierra! Hope you enjoyed! By the way… GIR is a nut job. I may kill him for messing with- O_o Wait, does anyone know where Thunder got the bloody sugar?
Silver: -in the galley- Yuuuuunnniiiii! Yer blasted mutt got in the sugar!
Me: She doesn't belong to me! She belongs to Iceheart/Sierra!
Silver: If I ever see Iceheart again, I'll slit her where she stands!
Iceheart: -pops in outta nowhere- Hi guys! –sees a blonde haired boy in a dress- O_o MY EYES! I'M BLINDED! –grabs a knife and goes to stab Deidara-
Deidara: -runs off in his black longboat with red clouds on it- Aaaah!
Iceheart: I'll get you, Deidara! –jumps on the longboat and raises a knife to kill him as they float away-
Everyone: Oooookay…?
Me: Yeeeah… No more Naruto for her. Or Naruto spoofs…
Oh… by the way, go to me and only me for info on Thunder and the "Pale guy". You can also go to me and captainameliagirl for info on Arrin.