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Chapter 7 – Of enchanted broom cupboards and payback time

Several mornings after Mya had unveiled her 'masterpiece' plan, the four plotters set to work. They tried to think of things that would attract Lily or James to follow them to the broom cupboard.

"How about... 'Hey James, there's a gigantic... erm... broomstick in the astronomy tower, want to come and see it?'" Sirius suggested.

Mya, sat cross legged on the rug, shook her head

"Sirius that was the most pathetic idea yet, and we've had giant jellies, free porn, which he hates anyway, and a rampaging hamster"

Sirius smirked, "I thought the rampaging hamster was a good one... we could always change it for a rampaging Lily!"

Freya smiled and shook her head

"Sirius you have a sick mind!"

Sirius feigned shock

"What is this? Freya talking? There must be something wrong, she must be ill! TALK TO ME FREYA!"

Freya blushed and looked at the floor, embarrassed, she hated it when people pointed out her quietness.

"Leave her alone Sirius you fool!" Remus said quickly "We need to think of a decent thing to distract James and make him follow us"

Mya sat for a second, silent, unusual for her, then she spoke

"How about you tell him that you tied up Snivellus, and left him up there. You couldn't bear to charm his hair pink, or whatever, without James, so you came back for him. What do you think?"

Sirius sat up very straight and said

"Mya darling, you are a genius" in the poshest voice he could muster.

"Y'know Mi, that might just work!" Remus exclaimed

Freya just smiled.

The two victims were currently out in the clearing. They now spent most free time there, as the others kept on walking off without them for some reason. They were quite content, laughing, talking, and kissing.

"You are beautiful you know!" James sighed as he held her in his arms.

"And you are very handsome!" laughed Lily, kissing the end of his nose.

"Why thank-you! You flatter me"

"Pompous git!" Lily quipped

James pulled a wounded and victimised face

"You bully me, how could you?"

Lily turned around and walked across the clearing

"Quite easily actually"

James pouted

"Oi!" he chased her around the clearing a few times, and then caught her up, kissing her gently.

They were totally unaware of what would happen when they went back to the castle.

As Lily and James entered the common room, they both went over to their friends. The boys were sat on one side of the room, the girls on the other.

"Hi Lily!" chirped Mya

"Oh hello stranger" Lily replied

"Hey!" Mya cried "Don't be sarcy Lils, anyway, Professor Night wants to see you, something about your Astrology essay"

"Oh no! Was it all wrong?" Lily gasped

"I dunno, we'll come with you anyway!" Mya tried to hide her laughter,

"Thanks!" Lily smiled, though she still looked worried.

On the other side of the room, a similar conversation was taking place...

"Jamie!" Sirius cried

"Er, hi!" James answered, he looked at Remus "What's he been eating?"

Remus shrugged

"Do you want to know?"

"On second thoughts.. .no" James grinned.

"We were waiting for you" Sirius said brightly "We've got Snivelly stuck upstairs, in the astronomy tower, we decided you should do the hexing though!"

James smirked

"Couldn't do it without me eh?"

Sirius smirked back, though for a different reason

"No, we couldn't"

The girls climbed the stairs, chatting happily, as they approached the broom cupboard, Freya bent to do up her shoelaces, Mya took the opportunity and shoved Lily as hard as she could, into the open cupboard.

"Hey, mmmph!" Lily cried as she toppled backwards.

"What are you two playing at?" She yelled.

But they had gone, leaving her locked in. She hugged her knees to her chest, and waited for them to come back, but they didn't.

Then she heard voices, but they were male voices, she heard them laughing, there was a thud and one said

"Oh, hang on, my bag's split!"

Suddenly the door was flung open, and a boy was thrown backwards into the cupboard, then the door was slammed and charmed shut.

Lily started when she realised that the boy was James.

He groaned as he sat up, rubbing his head, then jumped as he saw her.

"Lily?"

"James?"

"What are they playing at? I don't get it!"

"I know... I feel weird..." Lily felt sick, then euphoric, then normal... although with a feeling of tipsiness... like she was drunk. Little did she know it, but James felt the same.

He tried to move, but swayed a little. He looked at Lily, and a sudden lust for her kisses came over him. He lunged at her at the same minute that she threw herself at him. Their mouths connected in a fireball of desire. James' hands roamed her body, she couldn't keep her hands out of his hair. But still, both of them felt as if they were in a dream, the world was hazy. James wasn't sure when he decided to take off her top, but she simultaneously removed his. By the time they were in their underwear, neither were thinking straight. But when James' hand reached for the clasp on her bra, Lily pulled herself a centimetre off him and said simply

"No"

"Why?"

"James, we're in a cupboard"

"I know."

"Why are we like this? I feel wasted..."

"Me too... why won't you act wasted Lils? Be a rebel, just for once?"

"Not in a broom cupboard James, never in a broom cupboard"

James groaned,

"Oh OK... I think I know why they threw us in here"

Lily sat up, while putting on her shirt

"Why?"

"They're trying to set us up"

Lily smiled, the haziness, and drunkenness was receding

"Of course.. they almost did more than they could imagine!"

James smirked

Lily looked at him sternly

"I am gonna kill them..."

James looked up sharply

"No.. don't... just let them catch us kissing... and see what they do!"

Lily grinned

"OK"

The plotters arranged themselves, around the fire.

"It's been half and hour now, the door will have just unlocked itself" Mya said, satisfied.

Sirius frowned

"What if they, like, murder us?"

Remus glared at him

"I'm trying not to imagine what Lily is about to do to us!"

Freya paled.

Lily and James, now fully dressed, staggered down the corridor, their legs getting used to being used again.

"So," Lily said, leaning against the wall "They're trying to set us up!"

"If they think they can out-prank me then they're wrong!" James scowled

"Oh well, we'll show them," Lily smiled, "We'll show them"

"Yeah, it's payback time!" James agreed

Oooooooooh!

What are they going to do?

Should Mya, Sirius and co. be very worried?

Lord only knows!

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