I don't own Total Drama! Although I wish I did. Thanks for all your reviews! I love getting every single one of them! Sorry it took so long to write this.
*In the morning*
Maddie woke up in the moring to chirping birds and the groans of teenagers waking from a painful sleep. " Isn't it a wonderful morning Khione?"
"I agree," said Khione from the bunk below her.
The two hosts got out of their beds and went outside. "Hello teens! I hope you slept well."
"I DIDN"T! I was on the freaking floor!" Macie hissed at Maddie. "Why didn't we just sleep in the cabins?"
Khione laughed. "Haha sleep in the cabins! So funny!"
"Anyway,"said Maddie. It's time for your first challenge. Follow me please." Maddie and Khione directed Chef,Chris,and the teens to a hidden passage. "Up this pass is a trail to Chris' mansion. That is where we will do the second part of the challenge."
"Okay so where are the cars?" Sean asked.
"HAHA! Cars! That's even funnier! You're all walking." Khione puased a moment so she can hear the teens groan. "Okay so grab your bags and get walking because your challenge starts...NOW!" The teens frantically started racing up the trail.
Chris and Chef stayed behind and watched them. Chris turned to the hosts "So were are OUR cars girls?"
Maddie spoke up but Khione interrupted her. "We're not taking cars either."
Chris and Chef groaned and then went up the trail. Maddie then looked at her co-host. "So we're taking the helicopter?"
"Oh yeah."
"Let me just get something." Maddie went inside her cabin to grab her good luck charm. She searched her ussual place but couldn't find it."Where is it? Where is it?" She searched everywhere leaving the room a mess. "WHERE THE FIRETRUCK IS IT!"
Khione walked. "What's wrong with you?"
"IT"S MISSING!"
Maddie gave Khione a look and Khione suddenly realized what she meant. "Really? Not that toy again."
"SHUT UP! Where is it?"
"I don't know,"said Khione obviously not interested. She went to the shelf to find her precious item and it was missing too. "Maddie?"
"Yeah?" she was frantically searching the room.
"Where's my book?"
"Your book?"
"Yeah where is I can't find it anywhere." she was also searching the room.
"I don't know... Wait, first something of mine's is missing now you're missing something?"
Khione then saw what she meant. "I smell a rat."
"And his name is Chris."
They both nodded,"CHRIS!"
*with the Elizabeth and Annie*
"Did you hear that Annie?" Elizabeth asked.
"Yes,it's like-"
"The howls of the dead." Elizabeth said.
"Do you mean g-g-g-ghosts?" Kate asked clearly scared.
Elizabeth smiled. "Maybe." Her face grew dark. "Legends have it that Chris and Chef have become accustomed to human flesh. In the night Chef chops up unsuspecting victims in the woods and brings them back to put them in the food. Remember that stew he brought yesterday?"
Kate nodded.
"Well I tasted a hint of human blood." Elizabeth then hissed revealing a pair of fangs. As Kate fell back she laughed. "You actually believed that! Haha!" Elizabeth then started rolling on the floor while taking out the fake fangs.
"Ugh! I hate you!" she stormed off.
Elizabeth still laughed then sighed realizing that someone else hated her. Alex noticed her and came over. "I don't care what they say that was hilarious! You're alright you know. " Elizabeth blushed then started to walk away until Alex held her back. "But really there aren't any ghost here right?" he asked worried. Elizabeth nodded. "Good." Alex smiled at her and walked away. Elizabeth then blushed even harder,but caught herself. She then ran away to hide it.
Annie called her sister."Eliza-" but she was to late. Annie then turned her head to see Christian glaring at her. She stuck out her tongue at him and he did the same. Finally deciding to make peace Christian came over to her.
*Christian Confessional*
"I know how fragile girls are. Annie may say she hates me and makes faces but I know she's sorry inside and is just about to cry any moment." Christian face twisted in disgust. "I HATE IT when girls cry... It's so annoying."
*End*
"You know you can just apologize and we can put things behind us," Christian said.
Annie stood up. "I won't apologize to you! I didn't do anything wrong. You overreacted!"
"I did not!"
"Did so!"
"You know what forget it!" Christian stormed off.
"FINE I WILL!" Annie screamed.
*With Kate*
Kate was fearfully watching the woods. Scott noticed his scared sister and came over to console her. "Oh Kate don't be afraid. Just hold on your big brother will protect you!" He hugged his sister.
"GET OFF ME SCOTT!" She ripped him off and started walking away away until she heard an owl hoot and jumped back into his arms. "Did you hear that Scott?"
"The owl?"
"Yes the owl! Do you know what owls eat Scott?"
"Mice?"
"Yes! Owls eat mice. Which means they like blood. Which also means they like to if they like to kill that could mean that any moment they could come and attack you. Then when they're done attacking you they'll eat you. Then they'll get acquired to the taste of human blood and destroy the human race!"
"Uhh I think you ate a little too much crazy bars there Kate."
"I'm not crazy! I'm just careful." At the sound of another owl hoot Kate ran as quick as she could away up the trail.
Scott stared at his weird sister.
*With Danny,Amy,and Ben*
The trio said nothing as they walked up. Ben was on his psp and Ammy and Danny were doing nothing.
*With Julia*
Julia was crouching down on the floor trying to get a fire started and Jamie came over to her. " Are you started a forest fire?"
"Yeah it's gonna be awesome!" Julia was using sticks. Maddie had confiscated her lighters.
"Hmm." Jamie stared at the girl's hands. "Here if you put onhand here and the other one here it would work faster," she said. Julia followed and started rubbing the sticks extremely the two girls were creating a fire hazard Sean came and an idea popped in his head.
*Sean Confessional*
"Ahh the crazy girls have become friends. Perfect way to start an alliance. Or not. Gaining some trust is all that matters."
*End*
"Hello girls. What do you happen to be doing?"
"Setting things on fire," Julia said,smiling.
"Well shouldn't we be going? I mean what if there's an advantage at the end of this?"
"Fine." Julia sadly let the fire out. " I guess it's time to go."
"Good girls. I was wondering. How about an alliance?" The two girls shared a look.
"I'm listening," Jamie said.
*With Neveah and Nate*
"Give it up Neveah! I'm beating you!" Nate yelled at her sister. He was ahead of her in a race.
"Don't get so cocky!" Neveah yelled back. She took a deep breath and sprinted past her brother. "HA!" She sprinted as fast as she could,but soon was out of control. She closed her eyes as she saw she was about to hit something.
"Why do we always meet like this?" said the thing she hit. Neveah opened her eyes to see Scott in front of her.
"Hey Sco-" She was interrupted by her brother who was pulling her up the track.
"Come on Neveah," he said.
*With Haden and John*
"But what I didn't know is that it was actually my dad!" Haden said to a laughing John.
"Haha! That really happened?" John asked.
"Yeah!" Haden said. "Why is it so funny?"
Macie saw the two boys and thought that it was the perfect time for her to use her charm.
*Confessional*
"Hadens so funny. Especially when he does that stupid act." John laughed
"That idiot Sean already has some idiots for an alliance. Now it's my turn." Macie smiled.
*End*
"Hello boys," Macie said in her nicest tone.
"Oh hey," John said still laughing.
"Whatcha laughing about? I'm sure it's very interesting."
"Just a story. What to hear it?" Haden asked.
"Nah I'm fine. You two look like strong,handsome guys. Do you mind helping me with my bags? I'd be very grateful," She asked staring right into their eyes.
John gulped. "I'll help you!"
"No I will!" Haden said.
"I already called it!"
"WHAT!"
"Boys boys you can both carry my bags,"Macie said to the arguing duo. She gave them both her two bags. "Well see you later! I promise I'll make things up to you."
Macie smiled deviously as she walked away. " I call dibs," John said.
*With Tonia and Vince*
"I'm a beauty queen. I've been doing it for a while now. My mom is actually the one to get me into it because she models for Victoria's Secret," Tonia said.
"Really," said Vince obviously uninterested.
Tonia looked at the boy strangely. Ussually when she mentioned her mom worked at Victoria's Secret boys would be asking about her. She blushed at how different Vince's reaction was. "You're not gay are you?"
"What!"
"Just checking... Do you have a girlfriend?"
Vince was shocked. "I don't and I want to keep it that way."
"Oh,"Tonia said sadly.
Vince sighed. A girl crying over him was the last the last thing her wanted. "Look we can be friends alright."
Tonia lightened up a little but was still sad. "Okay."
Vince smiled at the girl. "Just as long as you keep your cheery attitude." Tonia smiled.
*Tonia Confessional*
"Vince may not like me but he's still sweet,and kind,and HOT! Wait did I just say that? Anyway I can't wait to tell someone about this! But the person who has probably been the nicest to me is Nate. I bet he'll be so happy for me!"
*End*
*With Hana, Demi, and Raine*
Hana was playing with a flower she found on the floor until Demi suddenly stopped . "What's wrong."
"There's something on me."
Hana looked at her leg. "Oh why it's a cute little snake."
"A SNAKE?"
"Yeah." Demi screamed s loud as she could,making the woods shake.
"SHUT UP!" Raine screamed at her. Her then tore the snake off of her and threw it at a tree.
"Poor snake,"Hana said as she went to tree to check on it.
Demi jumped up as Raine caught her. "Is it gone?"
"Yeah." Raine said. He glared at Demi. "You can get off me now."
"Huh?" Demi then ralized she was still hanging on to him. "Oh sorry." She got off. "Thanks." Demi smiled and Raine just turned around.
"You're welcome." He then left and Demi sighed.
*Demi Confessional*
"He's like tuxedo mask...and I'm his sailor scout.(1)" She sighed.
*End*
"Hey I found it and it's alright! LOOK!" Hana held up the unharmed snake to Demi who was daydreaming.
*With Amy,Ben,and Danny*
They we all walking the same as before until there heard Demi's scream. "What was that?" Danny asked.
"I don't know," said Ben who didn't take his head out of his game.
Danny turned to Amy. "What do you think Dino girl?"Amy said nothing and glared at Danny. "Fine! If you don't want to talk so be it!" He stormed away just after sticking his tongue at the girl. Amy stuck out her tongue back at him.
Ben looked at the two for a minute then shrugged and played with his psp again until his battery ran out. "NO!" he screamed as her quickly ran up the trail to find an outlet. Amy stared at him then shrugged and started walking.
*With Maddie and Khione*
"WHERE DID YOU PUT IT CHRIS!" Khione said while holding Chris by his hair.
"HAND OFF THE HAIR!"
"NO!" Khione pulled harder while Chef and Maddie were casually beside them.
Maddie put her head beside Chris'. "Now Chris do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way? Just tell us where you put our stuff."
"NEVER!"
"Fine. Khione put him down."
"But-"
"Do. It."
"Fine." She let go of Chris's hair letting him hit the ground.
"OW!"
"GOOD!" Khione then turned to Maddie. "We're not gonna get him back?"
"Of course we are! But I have a plan."
"Um uncle Chris?" Alex said while just coming up.
"Oh Alexander help me up!"
"Uhh...no."
"WHAT!"
"Good boy Alex,"Maddie said. "You'll be on the fluffy marshmallows on the right."
"Fluffy marshmallows?"
"Just go," Khione said as she saw the next two contestants come up. "Hello Scott and Kate! Time to join Alex at the marshmallows!" The next three to come up were Sean,Julia,and Jamie. "You three on the right," she said. "And you three on the right too." She pointed at Macie,John,and Haden who were just coming up. Macie glared at Sean.
"I don't want to be on his team!" she said.
"Well you are,"Maddie replied. "Hello Neveah and Elizabeth! You are the last of the fluffly marshmallows!"
"I can't be seperated from ANNIE!" Elizabeth pleaded.
"Too bad so sad,"Khione said. She then saw Annie and Christian glaring at eachother. "You two are on the barfy peanuts!" Next came Nate,Tonia,and Vince. "You three are also on the barfy peanuts.
"Joining you are Hana,Raine,and Demi!" Maddie said. After five minutes Ben,Danny,and Amy finally came "You three left side."
"Okay now that we have our teams ready join us next time on Total Drama Fame and Fortune!" Khione said.
"I'm supposed to say that," Maddie said before the screen went black.
1=Sailor Moon reference. Tuxedo Mask is a guy who saves the sailor scouts' butts once and a while.
This took a while to write but I have an idea why don't you come on over to my profile where there will be a poll on who your favorite characters are on Total Drama Fame and Fortune!
P.S. only losers who get beaten up by gummy worms vote for themselves.
P.P.S. If you do vote for yourself gummy bears will come into your house and eat you then starting their rule on the world. This is not a threat... okay maybe a little.