Maddie walked up on the dark stage in a ring leader outfit. "Welcome to Total Drama Fame and Fortune," she said as the spotlight lightly shone on her. "Today we have a good show for you. There will be drama! There will be action! There will be a fight to the death for a chance for a mi-"
"To the death?" Kate asked.
"Okay not to the death,but don't interrupt me!" Maddie snapped. She turned back to the camera. "Anyway. Welcome back. Our next contestant is Nathaniel Ramirez!"
Nate walked on the dark stage in a glittering black suit,a silver hat,and a single white glove. "Heehee!" He yelled as he twisted around.
"Sing!" Khione yelled in hopes of some entertainment.
"Billy Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who says that I am the one! Bu-ut the kid is not my son." He finished with a wink.
"Nine," Chris said.
"Eight," said Chef.
"Ten."
"Okay!" Maddie said. "Bye bye Nate. I think you have the most points! But can anyone top it? Well here comes Kate!"
"I have an injury!" Kate yelled.
"Just come out!" Maddie yelled back.
It took a few minutes for Kate to limp out in a ballerina costume. She was in a lot of pain. The judges observed her and she forced out a weak smile. "Why don't you dance sweetheart?" Chef asked.
"Uhh." Kate panicked. She slowly lifted her hurt foot in the air and stood on her tippy toes for about two seconds. Then she fell painfully.
"Ooh," Khione sighed. "THree."
"Not the best," Chef said. "Two."
"How about a six for effort," Chris said. Kate crawled off the stage. "Next!" Amy jumped out in an orange t-rex costume. It didn't seem to fit her. It was too big to fit her legs.
"G-G-Grrr," she said as she was picking a bone with her fake dino teeth.
"Hmm," Chef said. "I give it a seven."
"Eight," Khione said.
Chef sighed. "Nine. Ne-"
"That's my line thank you!" Maddie yelled. "So Amy,you can go now!" She took out a toy whip and swung it at her. Amy jumped and tripped on her costume,falling off the stage.
"Amy!" Vince said as he ran to her aid. "Are you okay?"
"Y-Yeah," she replied.
"Here." He lifted her over his shoulder. "You don't mind me giving you a piggy back ride do you?"
"N-No." Her face was scarlet red. Luckily she had her bulky costume to hide in.
"Anyway! Time for our next contestant." Maddie didn't seem apologetic what she did. "Scott!"
Scott walked onstage with maracas, black sleeves, black pants,and a banana costume. He put up a performing smile. "It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Where he at? Where he at? Now there he go! There he go! I-" He was interrupted by a clipboard thrown by Khione.
"Shut up!" she yelled. "That is the most annoying song ever! One!"
"You annoyed Khione," Chris said. "TEN!"
"I give you a ten!" Chef said.
"Oh haha," Khione said sarcasticly.
"There goes our dancing our next contestant is Annie!" Annie was reluctant to come out. "AGAIN!" Maddie yelled. "This a game show people! You have to be in it to WIN it! So come on Annie!" Annie slowly came out in a brown curly wig and a pink dress from the movie The Sound of Music.
"Not good impressive until you sing," Chef said. Annie shook her head fiercely. She knew how terrible she was at singing.
"Either sing or get a two," Chris said.
Annie sighed. "Sorry," she said silently. "You are...16 going on 17," she said quietly.
"Sing," Chris said again. "Louder!"
Annie closed her eyes to expect the worst. "You are 16 going on 17 baby it's time to THINK!" Her voice was extremely high,almost to the point of breaking a window. "Better beware be-"
"ONE!" Chris yelled. He,like the rest of the judges had his ears covered.
"NONE?" Khione asked. "We can only give one to ten! By the way I give you a one!"
"Is it over?" Chef asked. He uncovered his ears. "Well for giving the most...interesting performence I give it a two." It was interesting. Some of the people were crawled up into a ball on the floor because of her singing.
"I know I stink,but really?" Annie said as she walked off.
"Okay!" Maddie said with earplugs on. "Next up is Haden!" Haden came out in a long brown wig,gold heels,and an round orange ball costume.
"What are you supposed to be?" Chris asked.
"I," Haden said. "am Miley citrus!"
Khione checked his costume card. "It says you're supposed to be Miley CYRUS."
"Oh," Haden said,embarressed. "Oh well. Gotta roll!" He tucked himself into his costume and rolled off the stage.
"Umm Five?" Chef said.
"Four," Chris said.
"Three," Khione said. "LET'S GET ON WITH IT!"
"Okay! Here comes Tonia!"
Tonia jumped out from backstage in a black mini skirt,hot pink shirt that was ripped at the sleeves,striped leggings and black amy boots. She had fake red highlights in her hair, and was trying to play and electric guitar. She stopped and shot a slingshot at the judges. Tonia smiled. "What's up suckers?"
"Nothin," Khione replied. "By the way,eight for the punk look."
"Nine," Chris said.
"I never liked punks," Chef said. "Four."
As Tonia left,Maddie introduced the next contestant,Vince. Vince came out in a silver suit with long shoulder pads,a whit long wig,and black shades.
"I'm confused," Chef said to his fellow judges. "What is it?"
"I'm Lady-I mean Lord Gaga," Vince said.
"Your card says Lady Gaga," Khione said. "So sing!"
"Over my dead body!" Vince yelled. "You're lucky that I even got into this costume!"
"Please!" Khione asked.
"No!" Vince knew he wasn't the best singer.
"Fine!" Khione yelled. "Two."
"Four," Chef said.
Chris sighed. "Listen I have a date soon so Two."
"Ooh Chris has another date with Blaineley!" Maddie said as she took Vince's place on the stage. Chris' face burned bright red from either embarressment or anger. Both pleased the co-host. "Anyway here come Elizabeth."
Elizabeth came out with a zombie mask on,dark green body paint,a bloody t-shirt,and ripped jeans. She held her arms out. "Mmmm." She took out a fake arm and bit into it,spewing fake blood around the room. This freaked a lot of people,especially Christian and Kate. Christian's face turned green and Kate screamed her head off when blood splattered on her shoe.
There was a long moment of silence after Kate fled out of the room,until Annie broke it. "WOOH! Awesome! That's my sister Elizabeth!" she said while clapping.
Khione shrugged. "Nine."
Chef smiled. "Finally something other than me that scared someone! Ten!"
Chris wasn't paying attention. "Nine. I thought Zombies eat brains?"
Elizabeth put her arms out. "Some do. But that is just a stereotype that ALL zombies eat brains. I'm the more-"
"We get it. So next up is Raine." Everyone peered into the stage,but Raine didn't come out. "Raine?" Maddie said. "Come out!"
"Okay!" Raine's voice didn't come from backstage it came from the balcony on the second floor. He was in a green hat,t-shirt and tights. He also had a belt with a fake dagger in it. Raine jumped off,holding onto a rope attached to the ceiling. As he flew to the stage he picked up Chris's gold watch on the way.
"Hey! My watch!"
Raine smiled as he landed on the stage. "I am Robin Hood! I steal from the rich and give to the poor!" He slipped the watch on his wrist. "The poor being me this time."
Chris growled. "One!"
Khione punched him. "He obviously deserves a ten!"
"Eight," Chef said. Khione raisedd her arm,but he stopped her. "Don't even think about it girly."
"Hey!" Maddie interrupted. "Let's welcome Jamie!" Jamie came out with a peace sign on a tye die t-shirt,brown floral pants,and brown sandals. She was also wearing sunglassed.
She growled. "Peace,love,harmony!" she said in a high voice. "That is what our world should be! With no...violence." She had a lot of trouble with that last part.
"Hmm," Chef said. "It's not my style. Four."
"I give it an eight!" Khione said
"Seven!" Chris said,imitating Khione. (p.s. this was just added. Sorry for forgeting Jamie before!)
"Let's just bring in our last contestant,Alex!" Alex came out in a blue button up shirt with w white shirt underneath,kaki pants, sneakers,and his hair done straight.
"This is Chris Mcclean here!" he said. "Many of you don't know that when I learn that I wasn't hosting I threw a tantrum like a little girl!" This made everyone laugh,except Chris. "The only reason I got the NURSING job is because I cried in front of the producers. Oh and do you know I still have my blankie? His name is fluffykins."
Chris jumped up. "It's not that I still keep it to sleep with! It's just for the memories."
"We all know it's in my suitcas," Alex said. "Oh well have a good night and remember I like to pretend I'm Katy Perry when nobody's looking. Thank you!" He said as he jumped of the stage.
Khione couldn't stop laughing. After she caught her breath she still couldn't get a straight face. "I give it a TEN!"
Chris was steaming. "ONE! Chef agrees with me right?"
"Yeah," Chef said as he was holding up ten fingers. "So who's the winner?"
"What?" Maddie paid no attention. She was listening to her ipod. "Oh um...The fluffy marshmallows!" The marshmallows cheered and the peanuts sighed.
"I knew it," Macie said.
"Anyway your reward is a hundred bucks to do whatever you want in New York!"
"Can we go shopping?" Julia asked.
"No! But you can do something else like the movies,a play,a sandwhich,whatever!" Maddie replied.
"So see us next time," Khione said. "On Total."
"Drama."
"Fame and Fortune!"
Wooh this took a long time! Sorry it took long to update! Anyway if your character is on the fluffy marshmallows pick something your character would spend the money on.
