Authors Note- Ok, so I think I'm going to update every Sunday. If I get a chapter out sooner, I'll update then. Also, when reading this chapter, you'll see two words, "ruIned" and "WAHip" You have to watch Family Guy to get these words. Here is the link:

Hope you guys like this chapter!!! :)

Chapter 6

The rest of the week went by pretty good I guess. I didn't have any arguments with Edward. He sat next to me during class and didn't say one word to me. I sometimes saw him out of the corner of my eye looking at me. I never said anything to him no matter how much I wanted to. I was almost desperate enough to say something that I knew would piss him off or push his buttons just to get him to converse with me. I could comment on how fucked up his hair looked today, or how pasty white his skin seemed, which neither were true. I didn't care if it was just him telling me to go to hell. I'll take that, but no. This is what I wanted; no interaction with the jerk, and that's what I'm getting, none what so ever.

But I just wanted to hear his voice. Something other than him saying "here" when the attendance was called, or him talking to Jessica, if you can call it that. For every 20 sentences Jessica said to him, he responded with one. I guess they were together now. He never sat our lunch table anymore. He sat with Jessica and her group of friends. In a way, I felt kind of bad for making him move from his table. That wasn't totally my fault.

So that's how it's been up to today which is Friday. Today was the day of Alice's party. I wonder if there was some kind of excuse that I can use to get out of it. I'm sick? I don't have anything to wear? I have to wash my hair? I have to wash my dad's hair? Who am I kidding? This was Alice I'm talking about. In the short time I've known her, I'm sure she could solve all of those problems in 15 minutes. I'll just suck it up and try to enjoy myself….*cough*that's what she said*cough*…Yup, I'm officially a loser for using that line on myself.

I had no idea what to wear or how to act at a party. I hate parties! I hate crowds. I get close to fainting when there are too many people in the grocery line. This is why I USUALLY avoided these types of situations, but I just couldn't deny Alice. She's been so nice to me from day one. I could do something so little as get a possible concussion from fainting and hitting my head on a table on the way down, no biggie.

So here I am, standing in front of my closet trying to decide what to wear. Ugh…This is frustrating!

"Screw it." I said to myself.

I put on a pair of skinny jeans, a gray shirt that said "You can't handle this" on the front, and my pair of black chucks. I grabbed my black leather jacket as I walked out of the house and headed to Alice's house. She gave me specific directions yesterday to make sure I didn't get lost. She told me to be there at 6pm. The party didn't start till 10pm, but she wanted me there early just to chill.

As I turned into the street that leads to her house, I was surrounded by woods. I swear, I thought I was in one of those movies that the girl makes the wrong turn and ends up tortured by those Hills Have Eyes freaks. It was about a 2 mile drive before I saw the house…..if you can call it that. This place was huge! It was three stories. It was so modern looking. Most of the house was glass. From the where I was parked, the front of the house, you could see straight into the living room. I couldn't exactly see up to the second and third floor being that I was not a 100 foot tall person, but if I was, I'm sure I'd be able to see through it also.

**Tap tap tap**

I screamed at the top of my lungs. I immediately heard laughing from outside. It was Alice.

I got out of my car, slammed the door, and slumped over the hood.

"Fuck Alice….I thought you were the fallout boys coming to get me!!" I was trying to catch my breath.

"The what?" She said still laughing.

"You know, the mutant freaks from that movie The Hills Have Eyes."

"Ohhh, but why did you call them the fallout boys?" She asked in confusion.

"Well because they got all funktafied looking from that nuke fallout, and let's face it, the emo members of the band Fall Out Boy kinda look like them." I shrugged.

"What goes on in that mind of yours? Alice shook her head.

I sighed. "You don't want to know. I have this drunken cowboy that lives in my brain making up stuff all day and dirtying the place up."

"Well, then let's get you two inside; I don't want to be rude and keep you out here all night!" She took me by the hand and led me into her house. As we walked inside, the place was even more amazing then standing on the outside.

"Let me take you on a tour of the house since you'll be staying the night!"

"What? I'm staying the night?" I asked. "When did this happen?"

"When I told you about the party, I also told you that you we are going to have a sleepover! Don't you remember? I'm hurt, truly I am." She pouted.

"Ummm…I think I can kinda remember that, maybe." Did she tell me this? First day of school was so hectic I can't really remember anything. OMG these are signs of Alzheimer's!!

"You see, so you'll stay?"

"Yeah I guess, I'll have to call my dad to let him know though. I'm sure he won't mind. I don't have any clothes or anything. I was obviously not prepared." If I would have known, I would have brought a toothbrush at least…jeez.

"That's ok, we have extra tooth brushes here, and you can borrow something to sleep in if you want." She offered.

"OK cool, so we gonna get this tour started or what?"

"Yeah, and now that I got you to agree to staying the night, I should tell you I never really did ask you!" She laughed. "I can't believe I got you to believe me!"

"What?!? I knew it! I thought I was really going crazy! I can't back out now though."

"That was the point!"

We continued into the house and finally stepped away from the foyer. We went to the left which lead us into the living room. It was comfy looking. There was a couch right in front of the huge flat screen TV that was connected to every game system, the PS3, Xbox 360, and the Wii. I bet it was Edwards. He looked like a typical spoiled brat. There was also a love seat and two recliners set up. That's how big this living room was. Nothing looked crowded. Next we went toward the back of the house which led to the kitchen. It looked like a kitchen out of a magazine, all marble and stainless steel. This made my kitchen at home look like shit. I would be so nervous to even get anything dirty in here. The back wall had a sliding door that led to the deck in the backyard. There was no fence needed here, the whole property was theirs. There was a lake a little ways from the house. The back yard was set up for the party. There were patio heaters set up all around the backyard and the place was illuminated by the gazebo which had the sound system set up.

We did a quick tour of the second floor which had her and her parents' bedrooms along with an office and a library. The third floor only had two rooms and a bathroom. One of the rooms was Edwards and the other was the guest bedroom.

"Ok so this is where you'll sleep." Said Alice.

"What?!? Across the hall from your brother? Really? Are you trying to torture me?"

"Oh come on Bells. He's not going to come into your room and bother you….Unless you invite him to." She wiggled her eyebrows.

"Not a chance in hell." I replied.

"Then you see! You'll be fine, just lock your door. Wait, Edward is a good lock picker." She said while rubbing her chin.

"Alice! Cut it out! You're going to make me sleep with a baseball bat next to me!"

"Is that what you girls call it now days?" We were both in hysterics when a door opened.

"Can you guys shut the fuck up? I'm trying to take a nap!" And there it was the sound of his angry voice that I've wanted to hear standing there in just his jeans that hung just right on his hips! I couldn't pass up my chance to egg him on.

"Sorry grandpa, we'll keep the noise down. Don't forget to drink warm milk before that nap of yours." I rolled my eyes.

"I can come up with some warm milk for you if you want Bella." He said in a low voice.

If he wanted to play this little seduction game, I can play that also. I walked up to him as he leaned on his door frame. My heart was beating fast.

"Is that right? How UP to it would you be?" I said while rubbing my finger down his bare chest. I couldn't find the restraint to pull my finger away. I wanted to go lower.

Edward all of a sudden grabbed my hand and put it down to my side.

"You'd be surprised."

I looked down, raised my eyebrow, and snickered. "You may be right." And with that I walked away. Walked away where? Where the hell was I going? This wasn't my house. I figured I'd head to Alice's room, so I continued down the stairs. I was half way down when I heard his door slam. I finally got into the room with Alice right behind me.

"Oh my God! Can you believe I just did that?!" I laughed and jumped up and down with Alice.

"Actually yes I can!" She nodded. "You should have seen the look on his face when you walked away. Something tells me he won't be getting a good nap after all."

"His ass deserved it. He always tries to play that slick "Oh look at me, I know how to say stuff that turns you on." I rolled my eyes.

"So wait, you're telling me my brother turns you on?"

"What no, I didn't say that. I was just saying….well…just that, Oh fuck it, yes he does." I threw myself on her bed in a dramatic way. "I don't want him to. He just does, that stupid jerk."

"Well why don't you just give it a chance Bella?"

"No, no way. Have you not seen our conversations? We wouldn't be good for each other. Someone would eventually end up getting hurt, and chances are it would be me."

"You'll never know." She shrugged.

"And I'm not at the point that I want to find out."

We hung out in her room till it was time for the party to start. Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie were the first to show up. People started to filter in until the whole backyard was filled. It seemed like the whole school was there, but I guess being a little town, what the hell else were they going to do? Go tip cows? Wait are there cows her in Washington?

So here I was, like I said I would be- standing in the corner of the backyard watching all the peeps dancing to some mainstream hip hop song something about dropping it like it's hot, whatever that means. Jasper and Alice kept their word. They didn't abandon me. They were right next to me. I couldn't help making fun of some of the girls dancing. They looked so desperate grinding on guys or each other just trying to get attention. Go fuck a beer bottle girls, I'm sure that would catch their attention even more.

"Come on Bella! You know you want to go out there and shake your groove thing!" said Jasper while laughing.

"Dude…I think not! I'll end up looking like Elaine from Seinfeld dancing out there. However, I do a pretty awesome hair whip." I winked and nodded.

"No shit! You rock the hair WAHip?"

"Hell yeah I do! That's why I make sure to keep my hair long otherwise the WAhip would be ruined! This was a move I learned from my stripper days when I was known as Candy Buns. Those were my glory days." I sighed.

"Whoa! Were you THE Candy Buns who worked the pole at the strip joint by the truck stop!?! You're act consisted of you twirling upside down on the pole while catching smarties thrown at you from Perv Row?" asked Jasper.

"Yup, that was me, before I retired because of a bad knee."

"What the hell are you two talking about?" Alice looked at Jasper and I like we just escaped from the mental asylum taking all the pills, jello, and open assed gowns with us.

Jasper and I just started laughing. Jasper grabbed Alice and hugged her.

"We were role playing baby. You know, make up a story and run with it?"

"Yeah Alice and you just ruIned it!" I said. Jasper and I started up with the laughing again.

"You mean ruined?" asked Alice.

"Yeah that's what I said, ruIned."

"No, you're putting emphasis on the "i"………wait! Is this one of your guys freak inside joke things again?" Alice had her hands on her hips.

I sighed. "Jeez Alice, we need to introduce you to the Family Guy! It will be so much easier for you to catch on when Jasper and I get going with this nonsense."

"Ok….we'll do that! That would call for another sleepover right?"

"Yes Alice, we'll have a sleepover when we have Family Guy night." I laughed.

I saw Edward walk into the back yard with Jessica following close behind him. He was dressed in a simple white v neck shirt and jeans with black and white Nikes. His hair was all disheveled and looked like he just woke up or had been running his fingers through his hair. He went to stand next to Emmett, Rosalie, and some other guys. Jessica was next to him. She seemed to be saying something, but Edward looked like he was ignoring her.

He looked around as if he was looking for someone. When he noticed I was looking straight at him he didn't turn away or give a pissed off look which I thought he would. He just stared back at me. I couldn't turn away either. It was like he had a pull on me. When I finally looked down and back up, he was talking to Emmett. I sighed. It must have just been my imagination. He probably wasn't even looking at me. It could have been just Alice or Jasper.

I turned back toward Alice and Jasper who seemed to be sharing a moment that I didn't want to interrupt, so I decided to make a quick trip to the restroom. Alice told me to use the restroom upstairs so that I wouldn't have to deal with the crowds if people were downstairs, so I made my way to the third floor. I went into the restroom and just splashed a little water on my face. I looked in the mirror. Of course Edward wouldn't be staring at me. I was plain, nothing worth looking at. I turned off the water and opened the door to see Edward leaning against the wall.

I slowly walked out while staring at him. I decided I was just going to walk past him. I wasn't going to fall for a sparring match no matter how much I wanted it.

I was just about to get past him when my arm was grabbed and I was pushed against the wall. Edward was leaning against me running his nose along my neck. I could feel his body pushed against mine. I started to breathe heavier. His hands were running along my side and finally stopped at my hips where he gripped them and pulled me even closer to him. I felt his lips right by my ear.

"You know that little maneuver you pulled earlier wasn't very nice."

On an instinct I put my hands against his chest. Not so much to push him away, but just to feel him under my finger tips.

"I wasn't trying to be nice." I replied with my voice shaking.

"I figured that much." I felt him kissing my neck. Why wasn't I pushing him away? Because you don't want to idiot! I wanted more. I wanted him and I could no longer deny it.

Edward unfortunately pulled away from my neck and looked me in the eyes. He started to lean closer and I was surrounded by his scent. I could almost feel his lips against mine. I licked my lips, took in a breath and closed my eyes waiting for what was to come next.