The Virus Spreads

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to those who read chapter 1, i must implore that you read it again as i goofed up with Nazz and Courtney and corrected my error.

Chapter 2

Last time

The Eds returned from Las Vegas to find the Cul-de-sac overrun with zombie teens. With most of their friends eaten or… worse they attempt to flee.

Now on with the show.

"Feed me!" Courtney shouted. As she went for the fatal bite Jimmy grabbed the brunette by her hair and yanked her backwards.

"Run Nazz run!" he shouted, before Courtney caught him with her elbow and broke his nose in a gusher of blood. While the zombie CIT was distracted Nazz quickly dashed out the front door. Running out into the open air she looked around for any sign of rescue.

"Rolf and Johnny might be able to help!" she exclaimed. Running across the short distance from her house to Rolf's Nazz beat on the door. After no one answered the blond found an unlocked window and climbed through. Rolf was kneeling in the kitchen, covered in blood. Several body parts lay scattered around the room.

"Rolf has failed you Johnny-the-wood-boy!" he sobbed. "Rolf promised to protect you from the rotting clutches of the monsters that plague us but couldn't!"

"Hey Rolf," Johnny said, as he climbed back through the hole in the door.

"Rolf can hear his voice like he's right beside Rolf," he began. "If only Rolf could see him one more time he'd-"

"Why are you crying?" Johnny asked. Rolf looked up in shock and grabbed Johnny in a tight hug.

"Johnny, you are unharmed!" Rolf exclaimed, stopping in place and dropped Johnny to the ground. "How dare you make Rolf worry like a mother hen over eggs, if Rolf had a loaf of bread he'd-"

"Rolf, Johnny you guys are ok!" Nazz exclaimed, climbing through the window.

"Nazz your ok!" Johnny exclaimed, as he jogged over, but; was stopped by Rolf who grabbed his collar and dragged him back to face him.

"Johnny-the-wood-boy you will explain yourself to Rolf right now!" Rolf said. "How is it Rolf saw you dragged through the door by the flesh eating creatures from the abyss but stand here unharmed? Are you working with them? Giving us to them to save yourself? You are! Rolf knew it!"

"Wait Rolf! Plank saved me!" Johnny exclaimed, holding up the piece of wood wearing a karate headband, and, somehow, holding a pair of nun chucks. Rolf looked them over, before grinning widely and dropping them to the floor.

Reaching into his pocket Rolf pulled out a carrot and held it out to Nazz.

"Eat it Nazz girl," Rolf said gravely.

"But Rolf-" she started, but stopped when Rolf held up the scythe and reared back to swing it.

"Rolf gives you 3 seconds," he said seriously. "1... 2.…"

Nazz began to sweat bullets and shoved the carrot into her mouth and began to chew it quickly. Rolf smiled, put the scythe down, turned to Johnny, and began to speak.

"Good, now we must form a plan Johnny I want you to-" Rolf began, but, something big bumped into him, knocking him into Johnny and knocked both boys to the floor.

"Why have you shoved us to the ground Nazz girl-" Rolf began but stopped when he saw that Nazz had ballooned, filling up half of the room.

"Holy cow Nazz!" Johnny exclaimed. "You need to lay off the chocolate!"

"Allergic… to…. Carrots," she muttered through her puffy and swollen lips.

"Do not worry as Rolf has the perfect cure to your blotation," Rolf said, as he started to climb up the side of Nazz until he reached the top, reaching into his pocket he pulled out a toilet plunger.

"Is… that…. Sanitary-" she began, but; was cut off as Rolf clamped the plunger over her mouth and began to pump it up and down. After several minutes Nazz started to shrink until she was back to normal size again.

The front door coved in as Bridgette, Cody minus an arm, DJ, Jimmy, and Sarah dragging her intestines behind her came into the house. The three kids back up as the zombies came after them.

"Not you guys too," Johnny said.

"Don't worry Johnny all we want to do is EAT YOU!" Jimmy shouted, leaping forward and went to bite Johnny's arm, but; his headgear wouldn't allow it. Shoving his former friend away from Johnny, Rolf put his fingers to his lips and whistled.

Within seconds Victor and Wilfred burst through the cellar door. Rolf leaped onto his goat's back, and grabbed Johnny and Nazz, and put them on Wilfred.

"Run Wilfred run with the speed of cabbage!" Rolf exclaimed, holding the picture of Wilfred's mother in front of him, causing him to take off, before Rolf kicked Victor, making him run as well. Nazz found it hard trying to hold onto Johnny's shirt as she kept nearly slipping off of Wilfred's back.

"Johnny, I can't hold on any longer!" she shouted, finally slipping off and went tumbling to the floor. The zombies came closer as Rolf and Johnny escaped through the back door. Nazz scooted away from them but soon found her back against the wall. A deep rumbling sound came closer and closer until finally Owen burst through the wall.

"Owen hungry!" he shouted, knocking the other zombies back left and right, until he reached Nazz. Grabbing her in his massive hands, pinning her arms to her side in the process, he picked her up. "Owen knows little friends are hungry but Owen hungriest there is!"

Owen shoved half of the blond girl in his mouth and bit down, biting her in half. Blood ran down his chin and stained his shirt. Shoving the rest in his mouth Owen began to chew messily, spraying bits of meat and bone everywhere. When he finished he grabbed the front of his shirt and ripped it completely off and wiped his mouth with it, but; only made it worse as blood ran down and smeared his bite covered chest.

"You fat pig you were supposed to share it with us!" Bridgette exclaimed, slapping him. "That's it no more meat for you!"

Owen looked at her in shock, then it melted away to anger. Grabbing Bridgette on both sides of her head Owen lifted her off the ground.

"Owen biggest there is!" he shouted, starting to squeeze. "Owen hungriest there is!"

Bridgette's head finally gave in and was turned into a pulpy pile of red mush. Dropping her dead body to the floor he began to breathe heavily and looked at the other assorted zombies.

"Its cool big guy," Cody said, holding up his remaining hand in defense. "You can have all the meat you want."

Owen let out a loud fart and laughed, before looking around the room in confusion.

"Aw man," he said. "Did I have another zombie Hulk moment?"

"Yes!" the others exclaimed together.

"Sorry," he said, giving a sheepish smile.

END CHAPTER 2