The Virus Spreads

Chapter 3

Well I'm finally back to this as inspiration hit after watching Ed Edd n Eddy on Youtube for the last couple days.

Zombies have overrun the Cul-De-Sac. You've seen what has already happened in the past few hours but; this is not a contained incident as you hope to believe. For the virus spreads faster than can be contained. All over the Cartoon Network universe it is happening.

Marzipan City

Mung was in the kitchen, preparing to begin cooking a large order for Mr. Fugu when he was startled by the whole building shaking violently.

"What in blue blazes?" he exclaimed, as he headed for the front door.

Looking out he was surprised to see Endive running by.

"Oh no…. huff puff…. Oh no….. huff puff… oh no!" she wheezed, as she was chased by zombie Truffles, Katie, Sadie, Ceviche, Stilton, and Gorgonzola.

"Well its nice to see Endive getting some well needed exercise," he said, before adding under his breath. "The pregnant hippo."

"Radda radda radda," Mung turned to see Schnitzel walking up, with Chowder gnawing on his arm. Holding his appendage out, Mung grabbed a hold of Chowder and began to pull.

"Dang it boy I keep telling ya you can't eat Schnitzel because he's made of rocks," Mung said, finally pulling Chowder loose. "And besides that he'll give you the runs."

"Radda radda radda radda!" Schnitzel shouted, waving his arms angrily.

"I'm just kidding," Mung said, setting Chowder down. Mung looked at his apprentice. "Gee Chowder your looking a little green…. And rotted….. And smell bad."

"I will eat your soul!" Chowder shouted, before tackling Mung to the ground. "Gimme a bite Mung! I'm hungry!"

"Schnitzel do something!" Mung shouted.

Schnitzel pulled his hat and coat from the rack, waved his hand, and ran out the door.

"You know your not getting paid today if I get eaten!" Mung shouted, seconds before the door busted in and Schnitzel swatted Chowder off of Mung, sending the zombie bunny cat rabbit thing across the room. "Thanks Schnitzel, your getting a half a shment raise for this. What's the matter."

"Radda!" Schnitzel shouted, before punching Mung, sending him flying across the room as well. The rock monster grumbled darkly to himself before walking out the door. Mung stood up and dusted himself off.

"Go on who needs ya? I can take care of myself - ouch!" Mung shouted, as he placed his hands over his butt. "Well at least I don't have to worry about my tail anymore."

"How does it feel to join our ranks Mung?" Chowder asked, swallowing the last bite of Mung's tail.

"I feel….. I feel… I feel… good," Mung said, as he began to zombify. "I feel good and hungry!"

"Lets go eat Gazpacho!" Chowder said.

"That's no good boy he's mostly hair," Mung said. "Lets go find that fat pig Reuben."

Nowhere

"Muriel! Where's my dinner?" Eustace hollered from his chair. "Muriel!"

Getting up, he made his way to the kitchen, grumbling to himself.

"Muriel here what I say?" Eustace asked. Entering the kitchen he was met by the sight of Muriel, lying on the table as zombie Courage, Kats, and Were Mole ate her guts. "Muriel! What are ya lying around fer? Get up and make my dinner!"

The three zombies looked up at him in surprise, before going back to eating Muriel, Eustace was only skin and bones, nothing to eat.

"Well, if you ain't feeding me," Eustace said, turning around. "I'm going out to get me somethin to eat."

Mordhaus

The Klokateers kept the zombies at bay with their rifles and shotguns, if any were bitten, they were quickly killed by another Klokateer, and tossed to the zombies.

Dethklok didn't know or care about what was going on outside.

Endsville

Billy was outside throwing a baseball against the garage door, as people either ran by screaming, drove by running over zombies, or where messily devoured. Next door, Mr. Scar had once again assumed his old military uniform, becoming General Scar. Arming himself up, he made his way outside, shooting zombies left and right he made it out in front of Billy's house.

"Hey Mr. Scar!" Billy called. "Watcha doing? Playing zombies? Can I play too?"

"I'm not playing zombies you imbecile!" Scar shouted, as he fired again, blowing zombie Mindy's head off. "Were being invaded by flesh eating zombies! Go and tell that good for nothing Grim Reaper to do something about this!"

"Grim's not here," Billy said. "He already left on vacation."

"Vacation?" Scar asked. "What vacation?"

"He and Mandy went down to the Bahamas until next Monday," Billy said. "Oh hey Junior!"

Scar turned to see a zombie Junior coming towards him. Firing at him, General Scar was forced to roll to avoid Junior's tentacles. Billy watched this for a few moments before going back to throwing his baseball. Unfortunately, he threw it to hard, causing it to fly back and hit General Scar in back of the head, knocking him down, and allowing Junior to devour him.

"Choke on it! Choke on it!" Scar screamed.

"Oh shut it Captain Rhodes," Junior said, twisting Scar's head off.

Back in the Cul-De-Sac

Ed, Double D and Eddy had managed to escape the zombies and make it to the junkyard. As they hid inside the van, they huddled together and listened for the zombies.

"Johnny-The-Wood-Boy are you certain you saw couch potato Ed boys go this way?" Rolf asked, as he and Johnny walked through the junkyard.

"Plank is sure he saw them go this way," Johnny said, holding Plank up. "He's never been wrong before."

"Rolf? Johnny?" Double D asked, opening the van's back door. "Your alive!"

"Shut the door Sock head!" Eddy exclaimed. "Those zombies might see us!"

Rolf and Johnny quickly climbed in, Rolf whistled, bring Victor and Wilfred running.

"Ok does anybody have a plan?" Double D asked. "There's no wrong answers, just horrible death if your plan is wrong."

"We need to supe up a vehicle so we can escape Peach Creek," Eddy said. "But where are we gonna find a vehicle?"

"Why don't we just use the van Eddy?" Ed asked. "We can salvage items from the junkyard and the trailer park to fix up a suitable defense for our escape vehicle."

"Ed, how did you think of that?" Double D asked, looking at his friend in shock.

"Think of what Double D?" Ed asked.

"Never mind Ed," Double D replied. "Lets get to work gentlemen. We have an escape vehicle to build."

END CHAPTER 3

i decided to do a little more light hearted humor in this chapter, but; there will be more blood and guts next chapter.