A/N- Ok sorry for taking so long…..AGAIN!! I have no excuse. I didn't have a chance to really edit this chapter. It was just a quick read through so if there are errors, which I'm sure there are plenty, forgive me and look past the fact that I'm a future teacher of America who will one day be teaching your kids!!
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Chapter 16
"Ok, so let's order some pizza and get this show on the road!" said Alice.
"About time!! I'm fucking starving!" Emmett and Rosalie had arrived while I fell asleep on the couch dreaming about Carlisle's hair.
"I swear Emmett, I'm gonna have you checked for tape worms in your stomach. You eat way too much." Rose said while filing her nails on the couch.
"Ok so how are we going to do this?" asked Jasper
"Well I can go first and we'll just take it from there. But first we need rules!" replied Alice.
"First rule, no one talks about fight club!"
"Wrong game Emmett. I'm not planning on handing anyone their ass or knocking some teeth out tonight. Now like I was saying, first rule. If you refuse to do a dare or not to answer a truth question, it's still your turn, but just know, the next question or dare will be worse. Got it?"
"Got it!" we all replied.
"Ok, so that's pretty much the only rule." Alice laughed.
"Wait! That's it! There's no limit on what can be asked to say or do?" I wasn't so sure I was ok with that. It left so many options and embarrassing moments open for me.
"Yup, that's it! Now stop that whining Bella. You've already agreed to play, so there's no backing out now."
"Excuse me Edward, but if I WANTED to back out I would. Rules can't hold me down. I'm free as a bird."
"Whatever Nelly Furtado, I'd be nicer to me if I were you, you never know what I might ask you to do" he winked.
Fuck! That was true. I had to learn to control my mouth before it got me in trouble…AGAIN!
"Enough with the flirting, let's start already! Ok so let's see......" Alice looked around the group trying to figure out who to pick first. "Emmett, truth or dare?"
"NO! Not yet! We need drinks to loosen us up! It will take the tension off of things and we'll be more willing to do stuff and let our mouth open to say more juicy stuff!"
"Good idea Jazz! I'll go get the tequila!" Edward ran upstairs almost tripping on a step. Someone is anxious to get us all sauced tonight. He came back down with the bottle and a couple of shot glasses and placed them in front of each of us.
"Ok, first we'll all take a shot....every time it's your go; you have to take another shot." Explained Edward as he filled each glass.
"Ugh tequila! You guys know what happens to me when I drink it." Alice grimaced.
"Tequila makes your clothes fall off. I don't see the negative there." Replied Jasper.
"I'm sure you don't." Alice lifted her glass, "Alright, good luck to us all, God knows we'll need it." We all drank at the same time. I felt the liquid burn my throat on the way down causing me to cough.
"You ok there light weight?"
"I'm fine Edward. I just don't drink…at all."
Edward got up from his spot and went into the kitchen. He came back out with a bottle of water. "Here, drink this every time you take a shot. It's up to you if you want to spit the tequila back in there each time." He whispered.
"Thanks." I smiled.
"Now back to the game, once again, Emmett, Truth or Dare?"
"Dude, you know I'm gonna pick dare the first go! Hit me with it shorty!"
"Ok," Alice got up and ran to the kitchen and came back with two bottles, maple and chocolate syrup."
"Ohhh...I definitely like where this is going." Emmett nodded and was sporting his pervy look to the fullest.
"Bet I can change your mind! So, I dare you to go outside to Rose's precious BMW and pour the whole bottles of sticky, gooey, liquid all over the car!"
"Don't you dare accept that dare Emmett or I swear you will be licking that chocolate and maple syrup off tomorrow!"
"I'm sorry babe, but I can't say no." Emmett got up and grabbed the bottles from Alice and headed outside. We all still had our mouths open from the shock of what he had to do. I know some people would say it's just a car, but to Rose, it was more than that. She didn't even let anyone wash it or change the oil. She did it all herself.
We all ran to the front window where we had a good visual of the car. As Emmett approached Rose's baby, he began opening each bottle, and then proceeding to start pouring the sticky substances starting from the hood all the way to the back. There was a collective gasp as Emmett started to pour the syrup on the rims.
"DON'T FORGET THE MIRRORS!!" yelled Alice from the front door.
"Damn it Alice! You are the fucking devil!" yelled Rosalie.
Emmett came running back inside shaking the two empty bottles. "Done! Ahhhh…..Don't look like that Rosie; I promise I'll clean it tomorrow."
Rose went to sit on the sofa with her arms crossed, "You damn well better you idiot."
"Alright, who's next?" Emmett started rubbing his hands together, "Bella! Truth or Dare?"
"Out of 4 other people, you have to go with me? Ugh...I'm gonna go with truth." I stuck out my tongue.
"Booooo.....boring! Fine, are you a top or bottom kinda girl?"
Really? A sex question? I felt the blush come up, but I pushed that shit down to get this question over with. I knew with this bunch a sex question bound to come, no pun intended, so I'd just have to get over it.
"Well gee, the whole ONE time I had sex, I had the feeling that bottom was just not for me. I need to have control, so I'd say I'm a natural born topper." I shrugged.
"Wooo! High five for the future top bunker!! Ok, pick someone Bella."
"Thanks Alice. Let's see, I'm gonna go with you Alice."
"Well I'm gonna have to go with dare!"
"Ok cool, so I dare you to call your parents and tell them instead of going to college, you want to pursue a career as a stripper and you have to give reasons why."
"Oh my god!" she laughed, "Ok, hopefully they pick up." She pushed buttons on her phone and placed it to her ear waiting for someone to pick up.
"Hey daddy! Are you and mom still in the car?.......Ok good! Put me on speaker, I have something to run by you guys......So what I was thinking is that I don't want to go to college. I've decided that it will be a good Idea to get into the stripping business. It's a very lucrative career decision, and it will give me a chance to meet all kinds of people. It could open up so many doors for me. Maybe later on I could move up in positions and have my very own strip club!!! That's all. Talk about that over dinner and get back with you. Have fun! Love you both!"
Alice ended the call and threw her phone on the couch, "I think they really might go for it."
Edward was holding his stomach laughing, "Oh I'm sure they will! Having their daughter as a stripper will be a dream come true!"
"Ok Mr. Giggles, Truth or Dare?"
"Pfft…From you Alice, Dare."
"Alright, Since you just absolutely LOVED my call to Mom and Dad, I dare you to call up Jessica and tell her that you are picking her up in 10 min."
"That's just mean Alice……Give me my phone!!" Edward reached out to Jasper as he handed him the phone from the sofa and took a shot with his other free hand.
Edward put the phone on speaker and we all stayed quiet as the phone started ringing.
"Hey Edward! You're actually calling me!"
"Hey Jessica, Hmmm…yeah I am." Edward looked around and like he wished she hadn't had said that. "So anyway, I was calling to tell you to get ready I'm going to pick you up in 10 minutes."
"Seriously? Ok…I'll be ready in 8 minutes!!" Jessica squealed.
We were all holding back laughter with our hands over our mouth.
"Cool, Oh and dress nice. The place we are going to is fancy."
"Ok, see you in 10!! Bye!!"
As soon as she hung up we all let out our laughter.
"You are going to hell Edward. That was harsh even for you! All I told you to do was tell her you were picking her up. She's gonna be in her room trying to dress all fancy for the special place!"
"Whatever…I improvised, now leave me alone!" Edward looked around as his eyes settled on Rose. "Ok Rose, you ready for a little payback for your car?"
"Hell yes I am!" Replied Rosalie.
"Truth or Dare?" Edward filled Rosalie's glass for her.
"Well, I'm going to have to say dare. Make it good!"
"I dare you to go up to Alice's room, pick out her favorite purse and cut it up."
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!! That's not fair!! Her car can be washed; I can't sew my Channel purse back up!! Alice covered her mouth realizing she just said her favorite purse.
"Thanks for the tip Alice!" Rose ran upstairs and came back down with the purse and a pair of scissors. "Do you have any final words Alice?"
"I've loved you all my life, Always have and always will." She faked sobbed as Rose got the pair of scissors and started cutting away at the purse
"It's for your own good Alice Cullen." Rose said with a huge grin on her face. Alice took an extra shot while she watched the murder before her.
"Alright, next person up is Jasper. Truth or Dare?"
"I'm gonna go with Dare. You should know that by now."
"Dare it is. I dare you to run outside and jump hurdles over the lawn chairs. I'll go set them up!" Everyone was laughing except me. I didn't know what the inside joke was.
"Come on Alice! You KNOW what happened last time I did hurdles in gym class. I'm still traumatized over that!"
"What? I don't know what you are talking about."
I stood next to Edward outside and I watched Alice set up the chairs to be jumped over by Jasper.
"What's the big deal about the hurdles?"
"Oh you'll see. It happened once and I'm sure it will happen again." Edward laughed. "If I tell you now, it will just ruin the surprise about what's about to unfold before those pretty eyes of yours."
I rolled the pretty eyes of mine and watched anxiously as Jasper stood off in one end of the back yard stretching his legs.
"Don't even bother Jazz…Stretching won't help you!" Yelled Emmett.
"Fuck you! Luck is on my side tonight! I'm not going to give you guys another memory to laugh at my expense!"
Alice finished setting up the chairs, "Ok, ready when you are sweetie."
Jasper took three long breaths and started running toward the chairs. There were six set up in a long row. He cleared the first four with no problem, but when it came to the fifth, it was a different story. He must have got too confident as he started to leap over the chair with a big smile winking toward us on the deck and miscalculated the jump as his foot hit the arm chair causing him to fly forward toward the ground. His head seemed to skip along the grass. Once he stopped skidding, there was silence for 10 seconds as he laid there. After that, people in the next town had to be able to hear our laughter.
"Oh my god! I'm so glad you didn't ruin it for me Edward! That was awesome!!!"
Jasper slowly got up and wiped himself off. He had a scowl on his face as he marched up the deck and back into the house. We followed him I laughing the whole. Jasper was sitting back in his spot drinking straight from the bottle.
"Easy on the booze Jesse Owens." I laughed.
"Oh ha ha ha ha Bella. I'm glad I can make you laugh. Now it's your turn. Truth or Dare?"
"I'm not scared with what you'll come up with Jasper. I say dare."
"Good, I'm glad. Now I dare you to give Edward a lap dance." Uh-Oh….Except that. I couldn't let him know I was terrified to do this dare. I'm clumsy and uncoordinated. I didn't dance.
"Fine." I grabbed Edward by the arm and pushed him down on the sofa. I NEEDED to take a shot for this dare so I filled up the glass and swallowed it down giving me a bit of liquid courage. "Pick the song Jasper."
Jasper fiddled with his iPod then got up and went to put it into the docking station. I rolled my eyes as the song Closer by Stone Temple Pilots began to play. I took a deep breath and started slowly walking toward Edward who was just staring at me with wide eyes. I think he was still in shock by the dare I had accepted.
As I got closer to Edward, I opened his legs wider with my knees. I closed my eyes to not see the people in front of me as I did my best to go along with the rhythm of the song and block out everything around me. I pretended it was just me and him in the room. I stepped in between his legs and turned around swaying my hips in a circular motion arching my back. I slowly bent my knees and made my way down slowly making sure he still had a view of my ass. I knew he did because I could feel his eyes on me. Knowing that piece of information I made my way back up turned my head around and tapped my ass while throwing him a wink. I still kept my back toward him as I reached back and gently put my hands on his knees. I lowered my ass to his lap feeling just how much he was liking the dance so far. I started to grind against him moving my hips back and forth, then in a circular motion once again. I looked behind me again, biting my lip as he stared right back at me. I could feel his breath getting heavier. I took that as a hint that I was doing well. I decided to change positions and get face to face with him. I slowly pushed myself up and turned around facing him. I slid my knee in the open space that I had created with his open legs pushing my knee closer and putting pressure on his groin. I leaned forward and placed my hands on the sofa. I kept my body moving as I gently leaned forward putting my breasts in front of his face. I felt his nose nestled in my cleavage as I moved side to side. I pulled myself away and used one hand to grab on to his hair pulling his head back. I ran my nose up his neck and made my way to his lips. I grabbed his bottom lip with my teeth and tugged on it lightly. I felt him put his hand behind my head and pull me in for a kiss to which I was more than happy to oblige. It wasn't until I felt his tongue enter my mouth that I heard people clear their throats.
I suddenly snapped out of my trance and pulled my self up and away from Edward.
"Lap dance done!" I said as I felt my face turn red. I chugged almost the whole bottle of water before I faced everyone again. They were still quiet. "What!"
"Nothing, we're just ummm…..wow. That's all I can say." Replied Emmett.
"I'm going to need you to teach Alice those moves later on tonight! Did you take notes Alice?" Jasper nudged Alice who just shook her head and rolled her eyes.
"You guys are dumb." I laughed. I was glad to have gotten that over with and was happy that I didn't make a fool out of myself. Edward was now back in his spot sitting there quiet. "Ok Edward, Truth or Dare?"
"What? Oh….yeah ummm…..I'm going to have to go with truth after that dance. I need a little recovery time."
I felt the blush creep up yet again knowing now for a fact that he did indeed enjoy himself, "Ok, Truth. You have to tell me one good and one bad quality about each of us in here."
"Oooo…That's a harsh one. Let's see I'll start with Emmett. Good- He's very loyal and like a brother. Bad- He eats all my good snacks. Rosalie- She's good with cars. Bad- She can be a bitch and loves it. Alice, she's good at pep talks. Bad- She thinks I'm a male Barbie. Jasper, he's a good drinking buddy. Bad- He's fucking my sister. Bella, she has a unique personality. Bad- She's hard headed and stubborn."
"That's two bad thinks about me jerk." Although, I was glad to hear he actually thought my personality being unique was a good thing. Some people just find it weird or annoying. I must have been smiling enjoying the nice comment when Edward had to ruin my moment.
"Ok, you can stop smiling that I give good comments." He laughed as I squinted my eyes at him shooting mini death rays out into his direction. "Now Alice, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth dear brother!"
"Ok, is your hair REALLY black?"
"I'm really starting to believe you're an asshole like Bella says."
"Actually, I kinda want to know the answer to that myself after looking at you mom and dad." I shrugged.
"Et tu Bella?? I never would have thought you'd turn on me fellow top bunker." She shook her head. "Fine, NO my hair isn't actually black which all of you already know except Bella. Edward just likes to remind me of it every chance he gets! I've been dying it since I was old enough to get rid of the freaky bronze colored hair that was passed down from me. I refuse to be called a ginger damn it! Jasper dyes it for me now."
"It's ok Ally, You don't look like a ginger anyway, and Whoa Jasper? Are you a beauty school drop out?"
"Damn it Alice! You said you would tell people I do that for you!"
"Oh suck it up butter cup…..If I'm going down, so are you." She crossed her arms. "Now I'm gonna have to say this is the last one since I don't want anymore dirty laundry to come out, so back to square one. Emmett, T or D??"
"I'm down with the D!"
"I'm Soooo glad you said that. Since you guys are so fond of lap dances. I decided we should include another one. I DARE you to give Jasper a lap dance that he'll remember for the rest of his life!" Alice laughed.
"NO WAY! Don't do it Emmett!!"
"Sorry bro, a dare is a dare! Now get that sweet ass over on that couch before I throw you over my shoulder caveman style!"
"Ugh…" Jasper jumped up like a bat out of hell and planted himself on the sofa. We all sat back to get a front row seat from perv row as Jasper got what was coming to him.
"Paybacks a bitch huh Jazz." I laughed. He just shook his head, probably regretting the fact that he even mentioned lap dances at all tonight. As soon as I heard the music playing I started laughing with anticipation of this dance. It's raining men started blaring from the stereo system.
Emmett strutted up to Jasper and put one leg on the sofa and started thrusting his hips. He slapped Jasper across the face, then turned around and started to do some sort of booty pop that he must have witnessed on youtube. He turned back around and ripped his shirt and started shimmying his chest toward Jasper right before he grab what was left of the shirt and put it between his legs rubbing it back to front.
The look on Jasper's face was priceless! It looked a mixture of shocked and disgusted.
Emmett threw himself on the couch, "Ok ladies and gentlemen, that's all from the The Long Dong Ranger tonight. I think I popped my hip out."
"Wow….that….was…..interesting."
We all turned toward the doorway to see Carlisle and Esme standing in the doorway with puzzling looks on their face.
"I didn't know you moved so well Emmett. You had me fooled. You're a regular John Travolta." Esme laughed.
Emmett bounced up from the couch, "Alright! Now that officially ends Truth or Dare. Someone put a movie in."
I saw Edward from the corner of my eye tucking the empty bottle of tequila under the couch. He couldn't hide the glasses though.
"Shot glasses huh kids?" Carlisle asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, Dad. We were just taking shots of Dr. Pepper. Bella has a thing for it." Edward shot back.
"Interesting, we don't have Dr. Pepper in the house. We'll talk tomorrow. Good Night kids." Carlisle grabbed Esme by the hand and headed upstairs.
"Are you going to get in trouble?" I asked Edward
"Nah I doubt it, probably just a lecture." He shrugged.
Jasper had put a movie in and we finally started to eat the pizza that had been delivered earlier. Everyone was paired off with their other half, which only left Edward and I sitting on the big couch. I eventually got tired of sitting so I decided to stretch out on the couch.
"This is my half and the other is yours. Don't cross into my territory or I have to right to defend my property. I'll have no choice but to take your toes and feet captive. So if you want them to stay attached, stay…on…your…side. Got it buddy?"
"Yup…Don't cross the gates of the Alamo, or there will be a war. Got it." He replied.
I don't really remember much after that. All I remember was waking up in the middle of the night with a blanket over me, my legs stretched all the way across the couch and laying on Edward who was sleeping in the sitting up position. I automatically felt bad after my war speech that I gave him threatening his toes.
I kicked his side with my feet waking him up.
"Hmmm…." He replied with his eyes closed and head resting on the back of the couch.
"You can lay behind me if you want…..you know….so your neck doesn't hurt in the morning."
Edward shot up and looked at me for reassurance. I nodded my head and scooted forward, enough that he could get behind me. I felt him lie down and put his arms around my waist tightly.
"You know….so you don't fall off the couch."
I smiled and nodded moving back closer to him making myself comfortable. I could get used to this laying next to Edward and falling asleep in his arms thing. It felt like this is were I belonged. Where I needed to be. I could literally stay like this forever given the chance.
And this is the moment I realized that I was falling deep for Edward. I didn't know how much longer I could push him away rather than pull him in like he wanted me to.