"Welcome to España!" Maddie said while doing a little dance.
"I've never heard of a country called Espana," Haden said. "Are we in Asia?"
"No EspaÑa is Spain in Spanish," Neveah corrected him,emphasizing the ñ.
"Oh," Haden lowered his head. "So we ARE in Asia!"
Neveah shook her head. "Oy."
John stood in front of them. "Can you explain to me why we're in a stadium?"
"Because," Maddie explained. "We're going to play one of Spain's most popular sport,Bull fighting!" Maddie then sighed. "But we can't use real bulls because apparently it's-" She formed air quotation marks. "Life threatening." She lifted her head. "So we got imported a moose."
"Can you do that?" Alex asked.
"Oh it's fine,he's going to be cut up into moose meat soon." Chef snickered.
"What!"
"So here's the rules! Khione,explain."
Khione was still being unusually silent. She perked up just for a minute. "So you all are going to be given twenty minutes to get on the moose and take of a your team flag on the horn,using only this red sheet," she lifted up a blood red sheet. "If you get your flag before the twenty minutes are up,your team survives elimination. If you don't or if you drop your flag,your out and the next person goes and gives it a try."
"Ready?" Maddie asked. "Bring out the moose!" She looked around. "You," she pointed to Nate. "You're up first."
Nate smirked and cracked his knuckles. "Piece of cake."
Maddie chuckled. "I wouldn't say that so soon. Open the gate!" She turned to everyone else. "I suggest you all move. This guy can get pretty vicious."
"How did you know that?" Nate asked.
Maddie chuckled again. "I wasn't talking about you." She walked to the stairs with everyone else and closed the doors.
*Confessionals*
Jamie: "I need some popcorn,because this challenge seems like a joy to watch! Oh Spaniards and their deadly sports!"
*End*
Jamie watched intently as Nate was being tossed around by the moose. She tried to keep quiet,but was laughing a little.
Most of his team wasn't watching,except Annie who was leaning on a bench,with a bored expression on her face.
Elizabeth sat behind her. She leaned closer,placing her head next to Annie's shoulder. "So..."
Annie turned around,annoyed with her twin. "What?"
"How do you feel about you know who being eliminated?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Elizabeth scowled. "You know what I'm talking about. You know exactly WHO I'm talking about," she said
Annie sighed. "Okay fine,I'll admit it, Hana's elimination did surprise me."
Elizabeth leaned. "Forget it! You obviously don't want to admit your feelings."
"What? Hana and I didn't really know eachother!"
A few benches across Demi and Julia were playing a hand game. Amy was looking for a bathroom. Haden and John were exchanging jokes. Alex was entertaining himself by juggling. Sean was writing things down in his notebook. Tonia was talking to Neveah about gymnastics. Kate,Scott,and Danny were all taking a nap. Vince and Jamie seemed to be the only ones watching Nate being attacked by the moose.
Jamie leaned close to him. "Do you think he'll do it?"
"Hmm?" Vince asked.
"Do you think he'll get the flag?"
"Maybe."
Jamie took a look at him. "I know," she said while smiling.
"You know what?"
Jamie smiled. "You and Amy k-i-s-s-i-n-g."
Vince frowned. "I don't know what you're talking about."
"I saw you,so there's no use denying that the two of you were kissing."
Vince sighed. "You really want to know that story?"
Jamie nodded. "Yep!"
"Fine." He leaned forward and whispered to Jamie all the details of that night.
*Jamie Confessional*
Jamie jumped up. "Holy canoli!"
*End*
Maddie watched the uninterested crowd angrily. After fifteen minutes Nate came up the stairs,puffing. His clothes were torn. His leg was bleeding along with his lip,but still in his hands was the team flag.
"Are you okay dude?" Vince asked.
Nate knit his eyebrows. "Okay? Did you see that *Beep*! That *beep* ing moose almost ripped my *beep*ing head off! *Beep* *Beep* *Beeeeeeeeeep*. No I am not *beep* ing okay! *Beeeeeeeeep* Mother*Beep*ing moose."
"Watch the language," Maddie said. "The censorship can only go so far."
"At least we won," Vince said.
"Not quite." Khione jumped over and lifted up Nate's hands. "No red blanket. You loose."
"Fine!" Nate yelled. "Let someone else get tackled by the *beep*ing *beep* MOOSE!" He stormed off. "I don't give a *Beep*."
"You see!" Maddie said. "We need that kind of passion," she pointed to Nate. "Well,not exactly THAT kind of passion,but we need passion. You guys are so boring!" She stomped the ground. "Screw this challenge!"
They were silent after the two outbursts. Chef clasped his hands together. "Who wants lunch!"
"What is it?" Julia asked.
"Moose burgers!"
The contestants shivered.
*Later that night*
Danny woke up in first class. Because no one won the challenge,Maddie didn't care about where they slept. Danny crouched over and rubbed his stomach. "Burgers," he mumbled. He walked over to the cockpit so he could complain to Chef. "Ugh Chef! Your stupid moose burgers are giving me a stomach ache."
Chef didn't reply.
"Chef?" Danny took a good look at the pilot's chair and Chef wasn't there. He looked at the controls and saw that the auto-pilot light was on. "No one's flying the plane," he realized. "NO ONE'S FLYING THE PLANE!"
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This chapter sucked,I know. After my last chapter I got killer writer's block. I have no idea what other Spain challenges to do so,this is the result! And since I still have writer's block,the next chapter will be another co-host chronicle. And if you don't read those,trust me,it will tie in to the real story later.
Things to look forward to: Why no one is flying the plane,how Khione got her job, the first total drama fame and fortune aftermath,and why Scott is not wearing pants
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