People! Please tell the blog about this! I do not have a Tumblr… . These are from three different texts. Enjoy!
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After a long day of training, the mutants decided to play charades. Raven was up first, she and Moira were partners. Raven stood out in front of them. She looked like she was thinking for a second, and then jumped when she figured it out. She held up one finger.
"One word!" Moira said.
She pointed to Charles.
"Alcoholic!"
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Alex and Sean were drunk, as always. But, oddly enough, they were drunker than ever. So, they dared each other to do the craziest thing they could think of. They were going to run around the house in their underwear.
The first room they passed was the lab.
"Ew!" Raven yelled while Hank blushed and looked down at his feet.
The second room they passed was Charles' study.
"Decency!" Charles yelled.
Moira stopped them in front of the library.
"OK! You boys stay here! I'm going to get Socky, the alcoholism prevention puppet, and he's going to teach you his favorite word," She paused. "Moderation."
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Sean watched Hank and Alex run laps from outside. He was waiting for Alex to run by his window so he could tell him something important. He found his opportunity:
"Alex!" Sean saw Alex looking around. "Up here!"
"What is it Sean?"
"If our hands were ladles we could work at a soup kitchen!"
"That would be convenient."
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