Updates are getting later and later -_-... Sorry about that. My mind is going blank about ideas.

Anyway without further ado,here's another chapter of Total Drama Fame and Fortune.

"Don't touch me Chris!"

"Just let me put the thermometer in your mouth!"

"No!" Khione slapped the plastic thermometer out of Chris' gloved hand,then immediately jumped off her recliner and onto the floor.

"Fine then!" Chris snapped the glove of his hand and stormed out of the hosts' room.

"You're not getting paid!" Maddie yelled out to him.

"I don't care!" Chris yelled.

Maddie scoffed then fell back in her chair. She turned to Khione. "Are you sure you're okay? You haven't been talking a lot lately."

Khione crossed her arms. "Nothing,I'm fine."

Maddie raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure?"

"Yes!" she answered.

Maddie sighed. "Alright then." She closed her eyes,put on some headphones,and started to happily hum the tune of the Total Drama theme song.

Khione watched her for a second,then sat back in her chair. "Do you think it's a good thing that we're co-hosts instead of just one host?"

Maddie opened her eyes and pulled her headphones. "You mean like...two brains in one body?"

"No...I mean...Would you rather be a host by yourself or...with me?" Khione looked at her hopefully. Expecting the answer to be "Together of course," or "Two is better than one," or maybe even a "It's better than with Chris" but instead she got a much much worse answer.

The co-host shrugged,then replaced her headphones. "I don't have a choice in that,do I?"

Khione sadly lowered her head,then quickly stood up. "Well I'm going to go check on the teens." Then she ran out of the room.

When she was gone,Maddie opened her eyes with a frown on her face. "What's up with her?"

"Attention," Chris' voice came over the intercom. "This is your co-captain speaking. We'll be arriving at our destination in a few minu-"

"Give me that!"

"Chef!" he whined. "You always get to do it!"

"Give me it!"

"Aww but-but-OW! You just hit me!"

"We'll be arriving at our destination in a few minutes."

*A few minutes later*

"Welcome to Scotland!" Khione announced.

"And to be more specific," Maddie added. "Welcome to the Loch Ness."

"So this going to be a boating challenge isn't it?" Sean asked.

"How'd ya know?" Khione asked.

Sean pointed to the lake."Isn't it obvious?"

"We-we're not going on those giant tour boats are we?" Nate asked frantically. He saw the eyes staring at him and tried to calm down. "N-n-not that I care..."

Maddie giggled. "Calm down boy."

"I'M CALM!" Nate shouted. "Um...I mean,I'm calm," he said in a lower tone.

Maddie rolled her eyes. "Anyway,you'll be using those canoes." She pointed to nine two-person conoes behind her. "You'll all choose a partner on your team and canoe throughout the lake to find these little nessies." Khione took out five inflatable sea monsters one blue,one green,one yellow,one red,and one white. "Once you and your partner find one of each color come to Cherry island. The first team to get all of their nessies to Cherry Island wins and survives elimination.

"That's easy!" Julia exclaimed.

"But there's one thing," Khione added. "There are only five of these,so it's going to be hard to find. And you can not come to shore unless you have all five."

John's jaw dropped. "Five? This lake is huge!"

Maddie smirked. "That's kinda the point." She clasped her hands together. "Anyway,get to pairing!"

At that,Julia immediately went to John,who had already picked a canoe out for them.

"Blondie!" Jamie yelled to Sean.

Sean groaned. "I never said you could call me that!" he said as he walked to her canoe.

"I do a lot of things people don't tell me to do," Jamie mumbled.

"What?"

Jamie cheekily smiled. "Nothing! Help me push the canoe in the water."

Sean willingly did so and easily got the boat in the water. "And Jamie and Sean are the first to enter the water!" Maddie announced on a megaphone. "And Julia and John have followed!"

Amy had been watching the canoes fall one by one into the water when Tonia grabbed her by the elbow. "Why don't we pair up Amy?" She more said,then asked.

Amy flailed her arms. "I-I d-don't wanna!"

"Nonsense!" Tonia dropped Amy into a canoe then pushed it into the water.

Khione took hold of the megaphone. "Surprising pair,Amy and Tonia,have entered the water!"

Danny was struggling to get his canoe out into the water,so he stood up to spot a worthy partner. He pointed to Raine. "Yo Raine! Want to help me with this canoe?"

Raine shrugged. "Sure," he said to Demi's dismay.

Demi quickly spotted Annie and pulled her to the closest canoe. Annie rolled her eyes. "Sure,I'll be your partner,thanks for asking."

Khione held the megaphone closer. "And Raine,Danny,Demisita,and Annieroonie are in the water!"

Haden stood on top of the nearest conoe. "Attention members of the Marshmallow team! I,Haden Dratch, am up for partnership! If you choose me I promise for an entertaining challenge,full of laughs and-"

Elizabeth pulled Haden down to the floor in the middle of his speech. "I guess I'll settle for you."

"Thanks!" Haden grinned. "Wait,settle?"

Scott and Neveah stood in front of eachother. Scott scratched his head. "So..."

Neveah chuckled. "So.."

"Do you want to maybe-"

"Hey partner!" Scott jumped. He turned around to see Alex behind.

"Oh! You're still here!" Scott spun around to look at Neveah. "I-I'll guess I'll just team up with Alex then."

Neveah nodded. "Sure."

"You're not mad or anything right?"

"Nope."

Scott grinned. "Good,because I didn't want you to-"

Neveah crossed her arms. "Just go Scott."

Scott chuckled. "Uh sure."

Finally,there was just on boat left. And lucky for them,only Vince and Nate were left on the Peanut team. The two stared,or rather glared,at eachother. There was only one option. "I call Neveah!" Vince shouted.

Nate's jaw dropped. "You can't just call her! She MY sister."

"Well,too bad I just did."

Nate groaned in annoyance,Vince ignored him. He reached a hand toward Neveah,but Khione stepped in front of them. "Sorry boys,but pairs have to be on the same team.

Vince's eyes widened. "Wait,that means-"

Khione nodded. "Yep. You have to pair up with boat boy over there."

Nate raised an eyebrow. "Boat boy?"

His thought were interrupted by Vince grabbing his wrists. "Come on," he commanded him.

Once there were gone,Neveah turned to the co-hosts. "So,what am I going to do?"

"Hmm." Maddie put an arm around her. "Looks like you don't have a partner. You know what that means?"

Neveah looked at her skeptically. "What?"

Maddie snickered. "I hope you know how to swim."

Grr...It's been so long since I've updated! I doubt anyone is reading this...But if you are,and you're still hanging with me,I apologize for the suckiness of this.