Recap
Last time on The Amazing Race
*The teams must get to the Airplane and get their tickets first or be eliminated earlier.
*You don't want to get Takumi pissed off.
*Tennosuke and Don Pachti became the next team to get early eliminated.
*Gizmonics is the next destination.
*Iori kept seeing that Who's-the-man song non-stop.
*In the Fast Forward, the teams must go to Castle Forrester and get a floating car to Roman Times and have fun thanks to Krankor. Scharlachrot and Weiss took the second stage.
*In the Detour, a team got to invent something or sing.
*The damn Mysto song has hypnotized Iori.
*Takuto learn stuff from his mom.
*Now the teams go to the Satellite of Love via the Umbillicus.
*In the Roadblock, a player got to survive the abridged version of 'Manos: The Hands of Fate'.
*After the Roadblock, a team got to find letters and solve a puzzle to spell a name of one of the movie characters from Manos.
*Nagisa/Honoka and Pao-Ling/Ivan were the last teams to arrive, being eliminated from the second stage.
17 teams are left in this stage. Who will be eliminated next?
THE AMAZING RACE: ULTIMATE CROSSOVER FICTIONS
22 TEAMS OF 2
MAI TOKIHA/TAKUMI TOKIHA (Sister and Brother; Mai-HiME)
BAO/ALICE CARROLL(Don't ask; KOF99/Rage of the Dragon)
NATSUMI HINATA/MUTSUMI SABURO (Dating; Sgt. Frog) *ELIMINATED*
MORIKATA MASHIRO/AKHO TAKAGA (Best Friends; Bakuman) *ELIMINATED*
SHERRY/KOKO (Adopted Sisters; Zatch Bell)
RYO TAKABA/JOSEPHINA "JO" GOODWIN (Dating; Let's & Go)
LEINA CAGE/DOROTHY ALBRIGHT (New and Former Thief of Oz; Arcana Heart 2)
MOMOKA NISHIGAWA/BAIO NISHIGAWA (Sister and Father; Sgt. Fog)
EDWARD ELRIC/ALPHONE ELRIC (Brothers; Fullmetal Alchemist)
TAKUTO TSUNASHI/WAKO AGEMAKI (Dating; Star Driver)
YUN/YANG (Brothers; Street Fighter III)
SHOMA SAWAMURA/MOMO KARUIZAWA (Dating; Project Justice)
LEN KAGAMINE/RIN KAGAMINE (Twin Sister and Brother; Vocaloid)
IORI JUNPEI/YOSUKE HANAMURA (Student; Persona 3/4)
PAO-LING HUANG/IVAN KARELIN (Hero TV; Tiger & Bunny) *ELIMINATED*
SENA KITADA/MANA KITADA (Band Members; AKIBA'S TRIP)
PANTY ANARCHY/SHOCKING ANARCHY (Sister; Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt)
SCHARLACHROT /WEISS (Friendly Rivals; Arcana Heart 3)
PAUL PHOENIX/MARSHALL LAW (Friendly Rivals; Tekken)
TOKONE TENNOSUKE/DON PATCHI (?; BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo) *ELIMINATED*
SHINTARO KUNO/CLARA HANAKOUJI (Dating; Power Instinct)
NAGISA MISUMI/HONOKA YUKISHIRO (Best Friends; Pretty Cure) *ELIMINATED*
HOST
KYOUSUKE KUSAKA (Oreimo)
KIRINO KUSAKA (Oreimo)
KOTETSU T. KABURAGI (Tiger & Bunny)
JANE KISARAGI (Sega Race TV)
ERI HASUMI (Vanguard Princess)
LOTS OF LEGS...
BUNCH OF PEOPLE...
BUNCH OF PLACES...
THE AMAZING RACE: ULTIMATE CROSSOVER FICTIONS
3RD STAGE – WISCONSIN - ONTARIO - CALIFORNIA
(We now go to Castle Forrester in all its evil and 'glory'. The hosts walk outside the place as they speak)
Kyousuke: Welcome to Castle Forrester, the place where Pearl lives. This was the second Pit Stop in The Amazing Race.
Jane: Spooky, but it ain't that spooky.
Kirino: We are now down to 17 teams and things are going to get hellva interesting. Some teams have form alliances, some didn't. And even though Pao-Ling/Ivan got eliminated, they are hanging with their race but not be part of the race, no challenges or nothing.
Kotetsu: Anywho, when you get right on it, you either got to be with an alliance or you're screwed.
(We see a shot of Iori/Yosuke checking in)
Kotetsu: (V.O.) And since Iori/Yosuke are cannon fodder for elimination, can they avoid the wrath of the newly alliance?
(We now see a shot of Takuto/Wako checking in)
Jane: (V.O.) Plus, will Takuto/Wako stay in this race?
(We now see a shot of Scharlachrot/Weiss checking in)
Kyousuke: (V.O.) Scharlachrot and Weiss has checked in at 10:32 AM and will depart at 10:32 PM.
(We see the team at the Pit Stop at 10:32 PM as they get their next clue)
Scharlachrot: Hmm, how much money do we got there, sweetie?
Weiss: (giggles) Enough, honey.
(The two kiss as Scharlachrot reads the next clue)
Scharlachrot: (reads clue) Take a screen trip to California and head for...the Drawn Together House? What the hell?
Kotetsu: (V.O.) Teams must take a screen trip to California. It's easy, they got to step off the film and into the California one. Next, they got to find the parking lot and rent a car and head towards the Drawn Together House. There, they will find the route marker with their next clue.
(The girls pause, then shrug as they step off the film, going right into a one for the California rental place)
Scharlachrot: Well...that was weird.
Weiss: Yet fun!
Scharlachrot: (C.S.) Honestly, I don't know why the hell we didn't thought of that before. Well, we can always try something new, I guess.
Weiss: (C.S.) We are heading to the Drawn Together house, a place Toot and Ling-Ling are familiar with...if they are still in this frigging game. Hoo boy, I got a damn feeling about this especially that ripoff of me Princess Clara.
(Paul/Law)
(The two began to look at their clue.)
Law: What the? Step off the film into the California one? Isn't that a bit cliche?
Paul: It may be cliche, but it works, doesn't it?
(They stepped off the film, going into the the one with California.)
Paul: (singing) California, here we are
Right where it all started from
(Panty and Shocking-next to leave)
Panty: How, exactly, ARE we going to step off of film into the California one?
Shocking: Like this. (She jumps offscreen. Panty just shrugs as she followed.)
(Over at the Drawn Together House, Scharlachrot and Weiss made it first.)
Scharlachrot: Here we are.
Weiss: Hang on, there's a sign. (starts reading) 'Sorry, Bi-zatches and Basta-rodeos, closed until we get the house fixed up.'
Scharlachrot: How long will that be !
(Princess Clara then came out, and wrote times. Scharlachrot looked at the sign again.)
Scharlachrot: Until... 9 AM !
Weiss: Looks like it's time to wait, then.
Scharlachrot: Shit !
(So, to fast forward this, all the teams caught up, but we can wait a little later.)
(…, a few hours later, Princess Clara opened the doors.)
Princess Clara: Go in as you please.
(Everyone then ran in the door and got all the clues, and started ripping it open.)
Mai: Another Fast Forward!
Kyousuke: (V.O.) In this Fast Forward, teams must leave the Drawn Together House and go to Graumen's Chinese Theater to do handprints. Once they do that, they will get the next clue.
Takumi: Oooh!
Mai: Tempting... but let's have someone else do it.
Takumi: (reads other clue) Detour.
Eri: (V.O.) In this Detour, teams have to choose both sickening tasks. The choices? Cookout or Fashion.
Kirino: (V.O.) In Cookout, teams have to go to Spanky Hamm, where he will offer you to cook a deer... while it's still alive! Once they done that, teams will get the next clue.
Kotetsu: (V.O.) In Fashion, teams must go to Princess Clara, where she will give you a style of clothes. Once she's dressed you up, she will take a picture of the team, and will give the picture, along with the next clue.
Takumi: Do Cookout, Niichan!
Mai: Disgusting... but worth it.
Panty: (opens clue) Handprints in the Chinese Theater?
Shocking (frowns) You're not saying you want to go for the Fast Forward, do you?
Panty: As a matter of fact...
Shocking: I don't think we should use these early on...
Panty: Come on, Goth Girl, you know you wanna.
Shocking: (looks at Mai and Takumi for help. They then look at Sherry and Koko for help Sherry looks over at her Iori and Yosuke, not too far from here.)
Iori: Freaking sweet! Chinese theater? COOL!
(Sherry quickly turns to Mai and Takumi, mouthing 'We don't have a choice.' Mai and Takumi turns to Shocking and quickly nods.)
Shocking: (Sighs) If you want... all right.
Panty: Cool! Let's go!
(Panty and Shocking then ran off, Iori and Yosuke following not too far behind. Now for the Detour choices of the day...)
2nd: Sherry/Koko (Fashion)
3rd: Shintaro/Clara (Fashion)
4th: Len/Rin (Cookout)
5th: Takuto/Wako (Cookout)
6th: Sena/Mana (Fashion)
7th: Momoka/Baio (Cookout)
8th: Yun/Yang (Cookout)
9th: Shoma/Momo (Cookout)
Alice: (noticing Yun and Yang and Shoma and Momo talking.) Have you noticed these guys are always sticking together?
Bao: They are the CAPCOM alliance, what did you think?
10th: Bao/Alice (Fashion)
11th: Leina/Dorothy (Cookout)
12th: Paul/Law (Cookout)
13th: Edward/Alphonse (Cookout)
14th: Scharlachrot/Weiss (Fashion)
(Ryo and Jo were looking with goo-goo eyes when Baio snapped his fingers again.)
Baio: Again... SNAP OUT OF IT! I know you two like each other, but can you wait to make out after the leg is over?
Ryo: Sorry. (opens clue) Let's do Fashion.
Jo: All right.
(Back in the Cookout part, the teams arrive as a pile of deer are nearby as well as a damn ass of a pig)
Spanky: About time, you asses, got here! Anyway, grab a tree and start killing!
Shoma: (C.S.) We have arrived at the cookout where this piggy wants us to kill a deer while it's still alive.
Momo: (notice) Wait, I thought the deer are alive.
Spanky: They are just unconscious.
Yang: (arches an eyebrow) And...why is that?
Spanky: You don't wanna know.
Yun: (C.S.) I'm a good cook though cooking deer while they're alive is kinda something low for me.
Yang: (C.S.) Tell me about it.
(In another room, Princess Clara is waiting as the teams arrives)
Weiss: There you are, miss ripoff.
Princess Clara: (frowns) Don't start. Anyway, let us begin the fashion. Okay, you will have to take a number over there.
(Teams look puzzled, then they each take a number. Here's the following...)
Sherry/Koko: 24
Shintaro/Clara: 55
Sena/Mana: 34
Bao/Alice: 1002
Scharlachrot/Weiss: 42
Alice: (frowns) What's with the out of number heres?
Bao: I guess it's an inside joke.
(A panel nearby changes from 4 to 5.)
Princess Clara: Now serving number 5!
Sherry: This could take a while.
Sena: (C.S.) Damn it, at this rate, two of us would get eliminated before we even get our clothes!
Mana: (C.S.) Hai, either Princess Clara is playing the b**** part or this is a dumb joke.
(At the Graumen's Chinese Theater, Panty/Shocking arrive first)
Panty: Finally. We gotta put handprints in the clay or fatass and the b**** would beat us to it.
Shocking: (frowns) Hey!
Panty: I mean the dog!
Shocking: Oh. (looks) So where...
(They see a cement and some guys waiting nearby)
Guy: Are you two here for Fast Forward?
Shocking: (C.S.) Honestly, I don't know how we can be this more ironic.
(At the Cookout thing, the teams participating work their asses off)
Baio: Geez, this is going to be difficult.
Momoka: Yeah, how are we going to do this?
(Takuto pauses a bit, then he realize something)
Takuto: Hey Spanky! Is there something in the rules saying we can't use our powers?
(Spanky pause then looks through the book)
Spanky: Nope! No rules about using your powers in this challenge. You can even blast the frigging deer. Why?
Wako: Oh, I get it!
(Wako grabs her deer and kicks it into the air. Takuto, in his halfa form, then blasts the deer with some ecto-blasts. When it lands, it's now a dead roasted deer on a plate)
Len: Oooooh!
Wako: (smirks) Roast deer anyone?
Spanky: (smirks) Sweeeeeet! Now that's service! Okay, here's your next clue!
(Takuto and Wako got their next clue)
Takuto: (reads it) 'Leave the Drawn Together house and take a cab to the abandoned studio lot in Toronto, Ontario'.
Wako: Must be time for Total Drama Action.
Jane: (V.O.) Teams must now take a camp all the way to Toronto, Ontario. Don't worry, it isn't that frigging long to get to! There, they will arrive at the abandoned studio lot as seen in 'Total Drama Island'.
Wako: (notice) Warning: blind U-Turn ahead.
Kirino: (V.O.) This is the first of only two U-Turns in the race. Unlike the Yield, though, if a team wants to use a U-Turn, they must paste the picture of another team on the big board, and their sticker on the 'Courtesey of' box. However, a team can only use a U-Turn once, and will lose the chance to Yield or U-Turn again in the future. When a team is U-Turn, they must go to the other Detour task they didn't do. Warning, this will be the only U-Turn in which it is a Blind U-Turn.
Kyousuke: (V.O.) A blind U-Turn means that anyone can U-Turn anybody without using their sticker, so anybody can still keep their sticker AND save it for future reference.
Takuto: Well, if we gotta U-Turn someone, it's best it to be someone outside our alliance.
Wako: Let's go.
(The team quickly left)
Yang: Well, if they can use their powers or attacks...
Law: (frowns) No fair! Not all of us have powers!
Edward: Stinks to be you, huh?
Takumi: Dad!
(Over at the Graumen's Theater, Panty and Shocking put their hands in.)
Shocking: Well, that was simple.
Guy: All right, here's your clue. (hands Heather and Gwen the clue)
Panty: Congratulations on completing the Fast Forward, you may now head to the next Pit Stop...
Eri: (V.O.) Teams must now take a walk along the Hollywood Walk of Fame, where their next Pitstop will be. Last two teams to check in, may be eliminated.
Shocking: Well, let's go!
Panty: (C.S.) This is great! This is the first stage we're winning since... well, ever. But this is still cool.
(At the Pitstop, Panty and Shocking arrived to see the hosts and Steven Spielburg there.)
Steven: Welcome to California!
Shocking: Thanks.
Kotetsu: (whispers to Eri) You're the one who likes Panty, you give the results!
Eri: Panty and Shocking... you are team number 1!
Panty: Cool!
Shocking: Wow!
Eri: As the winners of this third stage of the race, you've received... a home gym pack for each of you guys.
Shocking: Thanks.
Panty: (C.S.) Just in case I don't win this race, at least I won't leave empty-handed.
Shocking: (C.S.) I have to admit, it was very exciting.
(Over at the Fast Forward, Iori and Yosuke arrived to see a sign that said, 'Fast Forward taken. Sorry'.)
Iori: Aw, crap, this is bad.
Yosuke: Maybe we can still catch up. (reads Detour) We better do Cookout, that seems faster.
(Over at the U-Turn, Takuto and Wako arrived.)
Takuto: Who's not in our alliance?
Wako: We can't risk U-turning Panty and Shocking or Iori and Yosuke, we don't know which one got the Fast Forward. It's down to either Len and Rin or Shintaro and Clara.
Takuto: Okay, let's give this a shot.
Wako: Okay, Takuto and I decided to U-Turn... (pastes picture) The Vocaloids.
(Len and Rin's picture was shown while Takuto put the sticker on there.)
Takuto: (C.S.) We decided to U-Turn Len and Rin because they were a surprise fans in Japan peoples, and we can't risk surprise teams.
Wako: (reads clue) 'Who can look in dressing rooms?' Okay, it's official. Roadblock.
Kyousuke: (V.O.) In this Roadblock, teams have to look for a clue in 150 dressing rooms that are located in the set of Total Drama Action. Once teams have located a room with the clue, the person must reunite with their partner to read it.
Wako: I'll do this one. I got patience.
Takuto: Good luck.
(Meanwhile, Ash and May arrived and took a number.)
Ryo: Our number is...
(All of a sudden, the number changed from 5 to 6.)
Princess Clara: Number 6!
Ryo: Hey that's us!
Alice: You have got to be kidding me!
(Ryo and Jo then ran in the rooms to start dressing up. Meanwhile, Iori and Yosuke arrived at the Cookout, where Takumi had finished cooking the deer.)
Spanky: Here you are.
(Stitch opens clue)
Takumi: Let's go Niichan!
(Mai nods as she runs off with Takumi. At the same time, Iori and Yosuke were ready.)
Iroi: Okay, this one is determined to...
(All of a sudden, Iori tripped on a stick while holding the barbecue grill, then accidentally flips the deer over to the grill and the door closed. The timer then dinged as the grill opened up and revealed roast deer. Everyone of the Roadblockers stared flabbergasted.)
Spanky: Cool! Your clue!
(Iori and Yosuke got their clue next.)
Iori: To Toronto!
(Iori and Yosuke then ran as Dorothy looked at the progress he's done.)
Dorothy: This is going nowhere fast.
(Dorothy then decides to just throw the deer into the same barbecue grill and grilled the deer to perfection. Leina and Dorothy got their next clue.)
Leina: (opens clue) Better go!
(Dorothy nods as they runs off. Len and Rin baked their deer to perfection and got their clue. They then ran to Toronto where, meanwhile...)
Mai: Roadblock. I can do this one.
(Iori and Yosuke- 4th to Roadblock)
Yosuke: Roadblock. I'll do it.
(Ryo and Jo- 5th to Roadblock)
Jo: I'll do this Roadblock.
(Leina and Dorothy- 6th to Roadblock)
Dorothy: Hey, Leina, let me do this one!
Leina: All right, Dorothy, it's all yours!
(Len and Rin arrived at the U-Turn, and looked at the picture)
Len: Nooo!
Rin: Sorry, Len, looks like we have to do Fashion now.
(Len and Rin then turned around and ran back to the Drawn Together House where Sherry and Koko were starting to leave. Len and Rin then picked a number and read it.)
Rin : Number... 25?
(The number changes)
Princess Clara: Number 25?
Rin: Oh Goodness…
(Len and Rin ran in and I'm going to Fast Forward this to make things interesting.)
7th: Edward/Alphonse (Alphonse)
8th: Yun/Yang (Yang)
9th: Shoma/Momo (Momo)
10th: Sena/Mana (Mana)
11th: Paul/Law (Paul)
12th: Scharlachrot/Weiss (Scharlachrot)
13th: Shintaro/Clara (Shintaro)
14th: Len/Rin (Len)
15th: Momoka/Baio (Momoka)
16th: Sherry/Koko (Sherry)
(At the Drawn Together House, Alice and Bao were sleeping)
Princess Clara: Number 100? Last call.
(Over at the Roadblock, everyone was waiting. Then, all of a sudden, Yosuke ran out with a clue. Everyone's mouth dropped as he reunited with Peter.)
Yosuke: (opens clue) Go to the Hollywood Walk of Fame for the next Pit Stop.
Iori: Let's go!
(A minute after Iori left, Shintaro ran out with a clue. Clara smiled as they kissed. Shintaro read the clue, and they nodded as they ran out. Over at the Pit Stop, Yosuke and Iori checked in.)
Kyousuke: Iori and Yosuke, you are team number 2.
Iori: Oh god, this is freaking sweet!
Yosuke: Glad to see we survived this long.
(Let's Fast Forward again.)
Jane: Shintaro and Clara, team number 3.
Shintaro: Whoo-hoo!
Kotetsu: Takuto and Wako, team number 4.
Kirino: Yun and Yang and Shoma and Momo, teams number 5 and 6.
Eri: Mai and Takumi, team number 7.
Kyousuke: Ryo and Jo, team number 8.
Jane: Momoka and Baio, team number 9.
Kotetsu: Paul and Law, team number 10.
Kirino: Sena and Mana, team number 11.
Eri: Edward and Alphonse, team number 12.
Kyousuke: Len and Rin, team number 13.
Jane: Scharlachrot and Weiss, team number 14.
Weiss: Whoo... close one.
(So, once again, it was down to three teams. Either Sherry and Koko from Zatch Bell, Bao and Alice from KOF99/Rage of the Dragon and Leina and Dorothy from Arcana Heart 2. One of them was safe, and two might be going home. It wasn't until a team checked in that they felt relief. The team that checked in was...)
Kotetsu: Leina, Dorothy… you're team Number 15!
Dorothy: WHOO!
Leina: OMG! What a relief!
(Sherry and Koko then walked in and checked in the mat. They looked up at their sad faces.)
Koko: (sighs) Let me guess...
Kirino: Sherry and Koko, you are one of the last two teams to arrive. And we're sorry to say you've been eliminated from the race.
Sherry: Ah, man...
Takumi: But we can still be together, right?
Jane: Of course!
Sherry: (C.S.) Eliminated this early... not good for us, but we tried our best, and that's what counted.
Koko: (C.S.) It wasn't a bad experience to be in this race again... but we enter TAR first time, we're actually pretty good to go. Now we'll be cheering for our alliance now.
(Sherry and Koko hugged as the camera went over to Bao and Alice, waking up, still waiting for the Detour.)
Princess Clara: Number 1.002, last call.
Alice: (blinks, then eyes widened) Wait a minute, that's us!
(Bao and Alice then got up as they got their clothes fitted)
Panty: (C.S.) Bao and Alice... what can I say about that team? Personally, I don't see the love connection, but from what I heard, they were a pretty good team.
(Bao and Alice then got the next clue.)
Shintaro: (C.S.) Bao and Alice were good racers as far as anyone was concerned. Technically, all teams race to get the million yen from TAR, but Bao and Alice we're the standout team.
(Bao and Alice then went to the Roadblock, where Bao decided to do it.)
Takumi: (C.S.) I liked Bao and Alice, I think they were great friends. It's sad to see them get eliminated, but there's a bright side. (smiles) I'm the only winner left in this race. Isn't that cool?
(Bao and Alice then got to the Pit Stop.)
Steven: Welcome to Hollywood.
Bao: Thanks.
Eri: Bao and Alice... you are the last team to arrive.
Alice: (sighs) Yeah, I was expecting that.
Eri: Sorry to say you've been eliminated from the race.
Bao: Oh well, we can always cheer for Tokiha's alliance. At least that won't be bad.
Alice: (smiles) Yeah.
Alice: (C.S.) It wasn't good to be eliminated this soon, but at least I beat out the people from ATLUS, our node, EXAMU, CAPCOM, NAMCO, and JUMP! (pause) No offense, Pao-Ling and Ivan and Sherry and Koko.
Bao: (C.S.) It wasn't fun to be eliminated, but it creates less tension in our alliance. I mean, if all the people outside our alliance were eliminated, who would we have left to fight out? I don't want to fight ourselves.
(Bao and Alice then went inside the building as they held hands.)
END OF 3RD STAGE
Next time on The Amazing Race
*Welcome to Other World (from Coraline) where the Detour and Roadblock are crazy and it's hard to trust anyone.
*Ryo and Jo finally reveal a long kept secret.
*Find out Next Episode of The Amazing Race Ultimate Crossover Fictions!