I wanted to write this so bad when I read the english translation of the chapter. Well, yeah it's Humon/Crack, but who knows, Oz and the gang does have this kind of tendencies ;)
And besides, it has something to do with Leo's eyes. ;P
One Shot Number 2
Words: 1, 594
Genre: Crack, slight Drama and Romance... mostly plain utter crack
Rating: K+ (mind the curses from the hotheads XD)
Warnings: Crack, curses, Shoujo references (I like Shoujos ^^) Caps Lock bar break down, and Spoilers for Chap 62.
Disclaimer: I do not own PH. It belongs to Mochizuki Jun-sensei.
THANK YOU TO ALL WHO REVIEWED AND LIKED! I hope you enjoy this one too XD ^^
"Oz-kun…" the noirette started as he turned towards the blond haired boy behind him. His face cool and unreadable, listening to his new companion's footsteps echo from beside him, also watching as Master Gilbert hurry towards his own Master's side along with Miss Alice. He smiled at them. "We have come for you"
He expected surprise, bafflement, confusion, possibly even hurt, or rage. However, the reply he received was…. very very veryunexpected.
"YOU CUT YOU'RE BANGS!" the three exclaimed in unison, matching looks of surprise and amazement decorating each of their faces as their pointer fingers directed to him.
Leo was, in all sense of the word, stupefied. He sweatdropped. "Uhm… Oz…kun?"
The blond in question rushed right up to his face, causing him to flinch backwards. "Oh My God are you really Leo? I don't believe it! Why were you hiding your eyes? You look so pretty" Oz stated, his eyes were just sparkling.
"Uhm…"
"sniff sniff" Alice went, snuffling at him. "It is the Messy haired kid! Unbelievable! What did you do? Have a face transplant or something?"
"A-Ah… No…"
"I can hardly believe it! To think that he has this kind of face beneath those unruly bangs of his… what did you do to make him cut his hair Vince? I've heard not even Elliot could make him do it" Gilbert asked, astonished.
"I didn't do anything big brother" the blond replied, clinging to the tallest of the cast. "He ordered me to do it himself, for some reason"
Echo merely watched the group go about their own opinions of her new Master. One thought was currently running through her mind at the scene. It started with and "I" and ended with "diots". But she decided to join in anyway. "His hair was surprising easy to brush though. I thought it would have been hard, but the comb slid right through" she stated.
"That is so cool, even I have a hard time brushing my hair! … well, I don't really brush it often, but Sharon-onee-sama ordered me to do it as much as I can" Alice admitted, staring at Leo from her perch on the chair.
"Wow~" Oz stated, flowers floating about him.
"H-Hey…." Leo was now pretty uncomfortable (coughhugeunderstatementcough) and was now out of his chair and backing away from the people currently trying to get in his face.
Oz, however, was not backing up. "Wow~ Ne Leo, can I touch your hair? If what Echo-chan—"
"Echo desu"
"—said was true, then it must be really soft" he asked, coming closer.
Leo stepped back. "Uhm… that's really not a good idea Oz-kun"
"I swear if Leo-chan was a girl she would seriously be my type"
Cue in the shivers.
Twitch.
"Please Leo? I wanna hug you" Oz said in a very cheerful manner. "You look so cute~" he made for the glomp.
Leo prepared to back away, and possibly just make a run for it, but then he found a hand wrapped around his waist and a boot stuck to Oz's face, preventing him from moving closer. "Huh?"
"Get the hell away from him Oz Vessalius!" a very very very familiar voice exclaimed from above him, and the air went still.
"And do NOT CALL HIM –CHAN DAMN IT!"
Leo looked up to his savior's face, heart racing with hope and dread and whatever you'd feel at a moment like this. And his heart skipped a beat at the sight of that oh so familiar face with that oh so familiar scowl... "E…lliot…?"
Elliot looked at him.
He looked very annoyed.
"E…lliot" Oz repeated the noirette's words as the boot dropped from his face, he stared at the guy who came out of nowhere, and his face just got more and more like it came from a shoujo manga with the lights and the bubbles and the flowers here and there… oh, and the sparkly eyes… can't forget the sparkly eyes. "No… way"
Elliot stared at the blond, brow twitching from very awkward awkwardness, Oz looked…. really creepy right now.
"ELLIOT!" The blond exclaimed as he jumped towards the revived(?) Nightray. His eyes were stars and tears flowing from them. Obviously so glad to meet the youngest of the Nightrays…
Too bad he found a boot on his face… again.
It obviously came from the guy he was trying to hug.
"Don't… come near me" the Nightray stated, hugging Leo tighter at that.
Oz dropped down, ignoring the boot and settled for just staring at him.
"Why hello there Elliot-kun, I didn't think I'd be seeing you on this side any time soon" Vincent spoke through the silence, approaching him. Elliot acknowledged him with a nod of his head. "What brings you here today?" the blond man asked casually.
Gilbert was only left with his jaw hanging, and Alice was somehow able to find meat…
"I heard Leo cut his bangs" was Elliot's reply. "I just had to confirm"
"I see" said Vincent, amusement in his mismatched eyes.
"Uhm… Hello?" came a mumble from the said noirette. Elliot looked at him. "You're crushing me"
"AH! Sorry Leo! You alright? That Vessalius didn't molest you or anything right?" Elliot immediately perked to attention to his servant, whom he released but still held by the shoulders.
Leo stared at him… beautiful eyes visible to the world. Elliot was mesmerized.
And then, tears started gathering in those beautiful pools. Panic was all the taller of the two felt. "L-L-LEO! W-Why are you crying? I-I'm sorry, did I hurt you?"
At first, the noirette stayed silent, keeping a calm expression beneath his tears. But… that didn't last long when Elliot felt a small, fragile, but incredibly painful fist connect with his face. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING!"
Careful people, there are currently 6 chairs and 2 tables within Leo's reach, best to dodge flying obstacles.
"YOU F*#&ING IDIOT!" Leo bellowed, tossing a chair in the brunette's direction.
He was able to dodge. "WHAT DID I DO NOW? I DON'T REMEMBER OFFENDING YOU TODAY" Elliot bellowed as well, dodging two more chairs coming his way. "Unless you really wanted that Vessalius to cuddle you" he seethed.
"YOU DIED IDIOT! THAT'S THE GREATEST OFFENSE EVER! YOU DIED AND NOW YOU'RE HERE!"
"WELL SORRY IF I DIDN'T WANT TO GET YOU KILLED!" another chair.
"I THOUGHT YOU HATED EDGAR!"
"I DO! But I… sort of make sense of his character now" he said sort of meekly…
A table came his way; he had to rush out to not get crushed. "Sheesh, Leo and his super human strength"
"SO WHAT! YOU TURNED INTO SOME SELF-SACRIFICING IDIOT NOW?"
"HELL NO! THAT WAS A ONE TIME DEAL!"
Another chair.
"OF COURSE IT IS, YOU ONLY GET ONE F*%$ING LIFE!"
The last table… it hit. "Why is it that I always get hit by the tables?" Elliot groaned from underneath it. Pushing away from the table and standing up, he walked to his servant, who was now trembling.
Whether it's from his anger or from his sobs… well, who can tell?
"Don't come near me" the noirette ordered, stepping backwards.
Elliot didn't listen, and roughly brought him against himself.
Everyone else gasped.
"I'm sorry" the Nightray said softly.
And with this Leo just cried into him. "Elli…ot"
"Awwww" the others went. Oz was getting teary eyed now. Echo was writing the touching moment on her journal, and Gilbert was smiling.
"So, like, you seriously came here, possibly defying the laws of the universe about death and resurrection, just because you heard I had my hair cut?" Leo asked, moving backwards from his Master's embrace.
"Yep. It was that important" Elliot replied, brushing the tears from his servants' cheeks, staring intently at those beautiful beautiful beautiful orbs.
"You are an idiot" came Leo's blunt comment.
"I guess I am, but we're talking about your eyes here" was Elliot's reply. The Nightray brought out a case from inside his suit and opened it to reveal a pair of…
"My Glasses!" Leo exclaimed at the sight of the frames. He was about to take them, but Elliot was faster and lodged it on his face. "Hey! That's rude Elliot"
"I don't care. I don't like seeing the Vessalius ogle you, nor anyone else"
"You're not saying…"
"No one can see your eyes but me. Get it? Although I'm glad you cut your hair, I just can't let you flash your cute face everywhere! What if someone hits one you?" Elliot exclaimed, blushing.
"Aww Elly~ Aren't you being a little overprotective of me?"
"Weren't you just attacked before I came here?"
"Good point"
"Here comes the kiss scene"
"Huh?" everyone's attention turned towards the new voice to be met with the sight of Sharon Rainsworth with her sparkling eyes and floating hazardous flowers.
Sharon felt everyone's gazes and huffed at them. "What? It is that moment. So come one you two, don't be shy" she urged, blushing.
The two in question, blushed in heavy and undiscovered shades of red.
"NO WAY!"
"Awwww" was last heard from the pouting Lady Sharon.
~The End~