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I had the strangest dream ever. Jacob cheated on me with a waitress at the restaurant we went to for my birthday and then I found out Paul imprinted on me. I rolled over and knocked into something hard and hot, it almost burned at the touch. My eyes fluttered open and I was met with the sight of Paul. His eyes were closed with a content smile on his peaceful face, he was so handsome, and how could I have never noticed. He was slightly bigger then Jacob and the others too except for Sam. His arms were wrapped around me holding me close to his body, I tried to wiggle out of his hot embrace, I was sweating and I needed to use the bathroom. A growl came from his chest and he held me tighter nuzzling his head into my messy hair. I stopped moving and the growling turned to purring and his smile got bigger. I just laid there enjoying the embrace I mean, who really needs to pee when you have your soul mate holding you tightly.
Just as I was on the brink of going back to sleep Paul shot up and out of bed.
"Where are you going?" I asked startled.
"Shit. Sorry babe, have to go." He said.
"Paul I am not one of your one night stands. Where the fuck are you going?" I asked irritated.
"Sorry honey." He said looking sheepish, "Sam's calling."
"Okay, was that so hard?" I asked.
"No but I really have to go, you can take my car and go home, you know, it's safer." He said before throwing his key gave me a quick kiss and ran outside.
I sighed, alone again, I though sadly.
I rolled out of his bed and went to the bathroom. An hour later I was driving home. It was early, only around eight so I knew that if Seth or Leah was home they'd be asleep, I sighed again.
I got home and made me a healthy breakfast of high sugared cereal and heavy caffeinated coffee, the breakfast of winners, I thought sarcastically.
I had just finished doing the dishes when there was a soft knock on the door.
Who could that be? I thought, the boys and Leah would just walk in, the imprints are always at Emily's helping her cook for the boys.
I walked to the door and opened it, I was shocked and I didn't know if I should slam the door or attack. Because on my door step smiling was none other than the backstabbing bitch that my ex Fiancé cheated on me with.
"Hello Bella." She said cheerfully giving me a quick hug, "are you ready for our shopping trip?" She asked.
Did she think that I'd still go shopping with her after she hoed it up with my used to be soon to be husband? There is no way she would be as dumb as to do that so the only explanation was that Jakey never told her. I realized I could do three things, slam the door in her fat lipped face, beat her until her lips become the 53 state or do the sneaky bitch. Hmm, I didn't have anything better to do might as well do the sneak.
"Joyce your here, I just finished doing the dishes, I'll get my purse and we'll go." I said smiling at her, it would have been hard to do it but I pictured all of the thing that I could do and the smile came easily.
I got my purse and we got into her car, it was a beetle, yes she drove a fucking bug, she was telling me all about her car, how she loved it so much and how she always wanted one since she saw it in a Barbie pack she wanted. She still had them in her room at home.
Yuck, Barbie? Really? It was so hard to just laugh in her face, the gods must hate Jacob because the more time I spent with her the more I found out that she and Jacob had nothing in common.
Jacob was afraid of dolls, no matter what kind they were. He had a baby sitter when he was younger had a obsession with scary doll movie like Chucky, Saw and Dead Silent and he'd sneak out of bed and watch them too. His baby sitter also let him watch small soldiers and he ran out of the room and hid in the kitchen cupboard.
I smiled and nodded not really listening about how she use to play princess with her dolls and how she called them all Joy or Joyce or Jay.
When we got to Port Angels we went to some girly shop, it was big and had everything from perfume's to clothes to hair dye.
We walked around looking then she subtly dropped some hints for needing help finally she just came out and said it.
"Um Bella, I wanted to impress a guy that I like but I've never really been with a guy, but I met this guy who I like and I want to be his girlfriend, can you help?" She asked softly and I almost snorted.
Yeah cause it was a different girl named Joyce who looked like you fucking my ex boyfriend, I thought.
"I've only been with two guys and I've only had sex with one." I said hesitant forcing a blush which was easy all I had to do was replacing Jake with Paul and I was as red as a fire truck.
"Well I don't have any friends here and I need help, I'm meeting him tonight." She said shyly.
"Okay then, how about I tell you about Jacob? I've been with him so long and known him my whole life, I don't really know about dating other guys." I said forcing another blush. Paul standing there, a towel hanging low around his waist, small water droplets slowly cascading down his muscular chest the towel falling out of it's lose knot- I had to stop before I started to drool.
"Any help would be good." She said but I saw the greedy look in her eyes.
"Okay." I said shaking myself out of my lusted haze.
I started telling her things that Jacob hated the most, peppermint skin moisturiser, to remind him of his favourite Aunty Barbara, I thought sarcastically. Raspberry perfume to tickle his allergies and Blueberry lip gloss to make his lips and tongue swell, she also got red hair dye because I mentioned Jake had a hugest crush on Ginny Weasley in Harry Potter. In reality he did use have a small crush on her but thought that fake red hair was tacky and didn't even really like it on her. I even advised her with her clothes, I mean what guy didn't like short skirts and tops that had their ladies falling out, oh that's right Jacob Black.
She took me home, thanked me and left to get ready for her date or booty call with food.
When I got inside I was pulled into a hug straight away.
"That ass hole, I'm going to rip him to shreds then I'm going to feed him to some vamp's and shove his small dick down that sluts throat so she chocks and fucking dies too." Leah's angry voice reached me and I gave a hearty laugh.
"It's okay, I did get a little revenge." I said.
"Yeah I saw that. Outing him in front of everyone was great." She said then gave a worried glance. "Your handling this really well, are you sure your alright?"
"...Of course." I said wondering if I should tell her about Paul or if it was a bit too soon, she wasn't saying anything about it which meant that Paul had hid it.
"What are you not telling me?" She asked.
I sighed, "I found out that Paul Imprinted on me." I said softly.
She gasped and her eyes grew wide and her jaw was residing near the ground.
I went on to tell her about what happened both yesterday after the bonfire to before I walked in. She laughed a little at the advice I gave Joyce and how Jacob would react to them.
As I was telling Leah about the red hair dye Paul walked in, when he spotted me he walked swiftly over to me and picked me up from the couch and kissed me. He was holding me tightly to his body and kissing me with a passion that made my knee's weak but it didn't matter because he would just pick me up and hold my weight. He licked my bottom lip asking for entrance but before I could grant him it there was a cough that made me remember that Leah was still in the room.
"Well, I'd say I'd leave you too alone but this is my house so get out and go where somewhere else, I know how 'bout you go make out in front of that fuck face Black?" she said from the couch.
"I like that idea." Paul growled.
"Okay." I said, his eyes widened and he groaned, "Let's go to your house." He blinked and Leah bursts out laughing.
We left and went to his house, we watched The curious case of Benjamin Button it was at the part when he comes back and meets her and his daughter in the ballet studio when my phone rang.
The caller ID said, Skanky Bitch, I chuckled evilly to myself and pressed answer.
"Hello." I said sweetly, "This is Bella."
"YOU FUCKING BITCH." Was screamed into the phone, I pulled the phone away from my ear so that I didn't go deaf.
"No you must have the wrong number as I've said, this is Bella." I said faking confusion.
"HE'S IN THE FUCKING HOSPITAL, HIS DICK HAS FUCKING PURPLE SPOTS." She yelled again and I almost started to laugh.
"Now how did a virgin make someone's dick purple?" I said putting as much sarcasm as I could into 'virgin'. "Next time you try to fuck someone else's husband to be, make sure you don't get caught." I said then hung up.
"Damn that was hot, I have no idea what it was about but it was hot." He said and attacked my mouth with his own.
We made out for a little while but the I wanted to finish watching the movie and we turned it back on, I snuggled closer to Paul and soon I fell to sleep.
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