Chapter 1:Let's Take a... _ _?

(Notes: Chapter names will be at the bottom, the top name is what you're trying to guess, just look at the bottom to spoil the chapter.)

Weirdness comes in many forms, and I do mean many... Here's what happened...

I woke up and saw lights coming and I ran away onto the sidewalk, and realized something... "Why was I running so fast?" I know that Sonic was training me, but still, I haven't been training that long... Then I was talking to myself "Did something happen?" Then I noticed that my voice was different. You can all guess what happened to me so let's all just skip it.

Race cars started chasing me, but I outran the easily with my new speed. I ran, and ran, and ran until the end of the road. I fell into a pool and a boy named Chris saved me. After that I dried myself and started thinking. "Where are the others? Who has my body? Why is Sonic's body so easy to manage?"

(Where Sonic is)

"(Moaning) Wonder where Tai- wait... What's wrong with my voice?"

(Knuckles)

"Wherever Tails is... He's gonna pay... Why would he give me Amy's body?"

(Amy)

"What is a F***ing Echidna?"

(Back to Tails)

"We probably need to find the rest of my friends Chris." I said to him "We probably should, but you're on the news everywhere!" Chris said "Don't worry... I can run at Supersonic speeds, just tell me where to go and I'll run there." I told him "You can't go without me! I'm a main character now!" He said "How does having me fall into you pool make you a main character? I asked "Ummmmm... Plot development?" He said "Fine, let's watch the news." I said "Why I'm just a kid! Kids hate the news!" Chris whined "Like you said, Plot development, plus, it says so in the script!"I told him
"Fine, but if I learn anything..." he said

"Bored, bored, bored, bored, and guess what? I'M BORED!" Chris complained for about 3 hours "Aren't you looking at the TV?" I said "Noooooooooo…" He said "There's a F***ing Rabbit with a chao there!" I said "Oh, we should go there!" He said "… No S*** Sherlock" I told him "Are you always going to be like this?" He asked "Just until the 2nd chapter!" I told him. We then left and went to where the government was keeping Cream, a lab disguised as a cake factory! When we got there it smelled like icing and computers on fire, I should know, I had a big moment with that. Anyways we found Cream and Cheese about to be scanned and the whole facility crashed. We got them and crashed through a wall that looked metal, but it was actually paper thin! I landed on the tornado with Sonic driving it, it seemed weird seeing myself… I'll just run it off later.

Chapter 1: Let's Take a New Body!