Taim I' Ngra Leat
*A/N*
Song Of The Chapter: New Born - Muse (HAARP Version).
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Yoshie looked over at the two men and smiled slightly. There was no doubt both were very attractive, however the Ryuga had a certain… strangeness about him. She shrugged and held up a baby blanket, waving it manically, hoping to attract the couple.
She saw Ryuga glance at her and mutter in response to the tall man beside him, in which he laughed loudly before kissing Ryuga on the forehead.
Yoshie smiled happily and watched as the men sauntered over to her. She offered them to the sitting area, where the couple sank gratefully down onto the soft material. Ryuga picked up a toy cat and flicked it, staring intently at it's expression. The sandy haired man leant forward, interlocking his finger and smiled at Yoshie sweetly.
"I'm Light Yagami" Light replied offering his hand to the dumbfounded assistant, which she shook, still casting fugitive glances at L. Out the corner of his eye, L was busy examining the cat toy, so Light leant back and looked around the brightly lit room.
Yoshie shook her head and pulled out a notepad, before looking back towards Light.
"So.. What is it that you need for your offspring?" she asked Light. Light widened his eyes, thinking back to their apartment. They had decided that L didn't necessarily require 4 offices in the house, so they cleared out one of the larger ones. It still had the blank walls and metal floor that L furnished most of his room with, and they needed everything to make it baby-worthy.
"Preferably everything a baby requires. A cot, toys, clothes" L replied, bored of her questions. Yoshie nodded her head vigorously, writing down as he said.
"We also need wheels…" L trailed off and picked up a rattle. Yoshie frowned and looked at L in confusion.
"Wheels?" she asked quietly, causing L to look at her tiredly.
"Yes. Round objects, they make things move. You can find them on cars.. Idiot" Light smiled at L's blunt explanation. Yoshie flushed a dark red and looked down at her notebook, trying to compose herself.
"Um.. Why do you need wheels?" she asked timidly, framing her question better.
"Light and myself work in various locations. Sometimes around our apartment, sometimes.. Somewhere else. We need to be able to wheel the child around with us" L replied, causing Yoshie to jump up and shut her notebook.
"Well, we've got a perfect crib for you" she replied enthusiastically.
"Yay" L replied dryly, getting up slowly, grabbing onto Light's air for support. Light hid a smile. He did love Lawliet to death, but sometimes his overall social stigma caused him embarrassment.
Yoshie led them over to a large stand of cribs. Right in the centre there was a small cream crib with a starched white hood. It had a large soft mattress inside with a cotton pillow and two blankets. The bottom of the crib had a attachment that looked almost pram like contraption, with four thick wheels.
Yoshie smiled at them, and waved her hand over the crib.
"This is the top of our line. It comes with detachable wheels as well as sturdier thick set of metal legs, which proves the best support for your child. It's aerodynamically designed to keep your child in the proper position, and also comes with a optional bullet-proof screen" she lowered her voice, "this is the most popular crib for royalty and foreign dignitaries".
Light looked at L, who still remained blank to her speech. It took a lot to impress him, and she definitely fell low beneath L's standards.
"Are you reading that little speech off a card or something?" L asked, cocking his head curiously. Yoshie paled slightly, breathing slowly after her information overload.
"Why?" Yoshie asked worriedly, to which L chuckled darkly, and grabbed her sleeve. Yoshie jumped slightly at his contact, and a small card fell out of the inside of her sleeve. The exact words to her speech were written painstakingly on the card.
L smiled at her, and nodded over to her notebook which was left on one of the glass tables around the room.
"I saw you take something from your notebook earlier today, when I was describing the logistics of the crib, and with the impressive-" he emphasized that word with air quotation marks "-speech, I guessed it was some sort of flash card. You're too dim-witted to know how to spell the word aerodynamic, let alone use it in context. Light! Can we get a new assistant? I don't like her, she's too idiotic for my tastes" L turned his back on Yoshie.