Uncanny Suicide Squad

Chapter 6: Doctors, And Tameranians, And The Main Man, Oh My!

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- All familiar characters belong to DC.

Shout Outs-

Proponent of EVO- Killer Frost and Dr Mid-Nite? Hmm, let's just wait and see.

Doza- Thanks for the review. I hope you like this chapter too. More fluff from Cheshire and Deadshot too.

Todd fan- That review was short, but sweet. Just like you, babe.

Quote of the day- 'No beer and no TV makes R-Man something, something…'

Suicide Squad HQ, Nevada-

The Suicide Squad's very own prospective parents, Deadshot and Cheshire, were being examined by their new doctor, Dr Pieter Anton Cross, also known as the superhero Dr Mid-Nite.

Cheshire was laid on the examination table while Mid-Nite scanned her belly.

'Is everything okay, Doc?' Deadshot asked concernedly.

'I'm afraid that it's a little too soon to tell anything, actually.' Mid-Nite said as he examined the ultrasound scan. 'But everything seems fine enough.'

'Thank goodness for that…' Cheshire sighed in relief. 'I'd hate to think what would happen to us if something happened to the baby.'

'I'm sure we'll do fine, babe.' Deadshot smiled as he kissed his lover on the top of her head.

'As I said before, your pregnancy is at a too early stage to see anything on the ultrasound.' Mid-Nite said as he wiped the gel from Cheshire's belly. 'Give it a couple of weeks, when your bump begins to grow, then there will be something to see.'

'Thanks a lot, Doc.' Deadshot grinned as he shook Mid-Nite's hand. 'I knew I'd made the right choice when I chose you to be the Squad's medical guy.'

'It's always a pleasure to help those in need.' Mid-Nite smiled. 'Now, if you'll excuse me I have a poker game with Captain Boomerang and Firefly.'

Deadshot and Cheshire made their goodbyes and headed back to their room. Mid-Nite turned to pack away his medical equipment when he heard somebody walk in.

'Did you forget something, Floyd?' Mid-Nite asked, not even looking around.

'Not Deadshot, I'm afraid…' A sultry feminine voice purred.

Mid-Nite spun around to see Killer frost leaning against the doorframe of the med bay. She was wearing nothing but a skimpy robe.

'May I help you, Ms Frost?' Mid-Nite asked.

'I was hoping that you could, actually.' Frost smiled as she sauntered into the room. 'I have a pain in my bosom, perhaps you'd like to examine me?'

'Hop up on the examination table and I'll take a look at you.' Mid-Nite nodded as he searched around her his equipment.

Killer Frost did as she was told and hopped up on to Mid-Nite's examination table with an evil smile on her face. She couldn't believe that the guy was falling for this.

While Mid-Nite was pottering around for his stethoscope, Killer Frost untied her robe and let the garment fall around her ankles, leaving her laid out naked on the table.

'I'm ready whenever you are, doctor…' Killer Frost purred as she propped herself up on one arm.

'I'll just be a moment…' Mid-Nite replied. 'Now, where did I put that stethoscope?'

'Is this it?' Killer Frost asked as she dangled said instrument in front of the doctor's face.

'Ah, there it is…' Mid-Nite smiled as he stood up. 'Thank you Ms Fro…'

'Surprise.' Killer Frost smiled at the doctor's shocked expression. 'Would you like to give me a full body examination?'

'There really isn't a pain in your bosom, is there?' Mid-Nite sighed. 'I can't believe I fell for that…'

'I guess you could say that there is a pain in my bosom…' Killer Frost purred as she ran her hand up and down Mid-Nite's abs. 'It's a pain of loneliness. Mmm, do you work out?'

'Surely there is somebody more deserving of your attention.' Mid-Nite commented, trying to stay as stoic as possible.

'Not likely.' Killer Frost snorted. 'Lawton's got Cheshire, Digger's married, to Captain Cold's sister no less, Firefly's got… Scorch…' Killer Frost shivered in disgust at the memory. 'And the less said about Bizarro, the better.'

'What about Godfrey?' Mid-Nite asked, referring to the Squad's boss.

'I don't think he swings that way.' Killer Frost sniffed. 'That only leaves you. Don't tell me that you don't swing that way too…'

'Oh no…' Mid-Nite shook his head. 'I like women.'

'Then hurry up with the examination already…' Killer Frost frowned. 'A woman could go off the boil with all this waiting…'

Killer Frost reached out and grabbed Mid-Nite by the collar, pulling him down to eyelevel.

'And I don't like to be kept waiting…'

Mid-Nite cleared his throat nervously.

'I-I usually like to romance a lady before doing… that.'

'Then romance me, already.' Killer Frost rolled her eyes. 'I hear there's a great teak house downtown. They've even got a casino. Just think of it, a meal, win some cash, and have red-hot monkey sex with a babe like me. You'd be insane to turn it down.'

Mid-Nite knew that there was no way that he could worm his way out of this situation and he didn't want to upset Killer Frost, especially if her reputation is true.

'Just let me get my coat…' Mid-Nite sighed.

'Sweet!' Killer Frost grinned as she jumped up off the examination table and tied her robe back up. 'You won't regret this, Doc.'

Mid-Nite sighed heavily. What had he gotten himself into now?

Meanwhile, in Star City-

The Suicide Squaddie and former HIVE Graduate known as Jinx wrapped her coat tighter around her body to protect herself form the harsh Star City wind.

'Chicago has nothing on this city…' Jinx muttered as she made her way into a nearby diner. 'Windy City, my ass.'

Jinx saw the familiar figure that she was supposed to meet and headed over to the table.

'A little windy out?' The exiled Tameranian known as Blackfire quipped.

'Ha-ha. Very funny.' Jinx rolled her eyes as she sat down opposite her old friend.

'What did you want to meet me for, anyway?' Blackfire muttered impatiently.

'I've got a proposition for you…' Jinx responded. 'Come join the Suicide Squad.'

Blackfire threw her head back and let out a laugh.

'Ha! You have to be kidding me!' The exiled alien princess laughed. 'You know that I don't work in a team. I work alone!'

'Not even for a hefty amount of money?' Jinx asked. The teenage witch knew that Blackfire loved nothing better than money. This ploy had to work…

'How hefty are we talking?' Blackfire asked, her interest piqued.

'As much as you can possibly imagine.' Jinx grinned. Blackfire was in her power…

'Oh, I don't know…' Blackfire stroked her chin. 'I can imagine an awful lot…'

'Then why don't you come with me?' Jinx asked. 'Then you can find out just how much I mean.'

'You planned this all along, didn't you?' Backfire sighed. 'You know how much I like money.'

'Yeah, I know you just too well, B.' Jinx snickered. 'There is just one thing though, my employers want to see an example of your loyalty first…'

'Such as…?' Backfire asked, even more curious than ever.

Jinx leant in closer and whispered quietly.

'You know this Speedy kid, Green arrow's sidekick…'

Las Vegas-

Cesar's Armpit was a dive of a bar just outside the Las Vegas Strip. It was well known to be frequented by bikers and various other dregs of society. That was precisely why Power Girl had chosen to go there. The clone of Supergirl loved a good fight and could often be found in biker bars and the like challenging all comers to test their might.

Power Girl sighed heavily as the last biker slumped forwards onto the remains of a pool table.

'So much for that workout.' Power Girl tutted as she tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear. 'It looks like there's nobody here to really challenge me.'

'That's because you ain't never been up against the Main Man!'

Power Girl sun around to see a deathly pale, leather-wearing, greasy-haired, immensely buff guy walk out from the back room.

'You wanna try your luck, big man.' Power Girl Challenged.

'The Main Man loves it when the ladies play rough.' The alien bounty hunter known as Lobo grinned. 'Bring it, babe!'

Power Girl didn't keep Lobo waiting as she flew up to him and threw a punch. Unfortunately for her Lobo caught her hand and pulled her close.

'What do you say we forget this fussin' and fuedin' and get to know each other a little better?' Lobo grinned lecherously.

'Not on your life, freak.' Power Girl sneered as she slugged Lobo on the chin, smashing him through the roof of the bar.

'Uch…' Power Girl shivered in disgust. 'Greasy hair, Gah! So wrong.'

TBC…

Next: Arrows and Bar Brawls

Blackfire and Jinx Vs Speedy and Power Girl Vs Lobo. 'Nuff said.