The Black Vial

Main Characters of this fanfic: Kyle and Stan and Butters

Related Episode(s): Tsst, The Ungroundable, The F Word.

By: Akamaru Dog Lover

Chapter 3: The dark magic spell and the black vial = a perfect combo!

Kyle's POV

Today's a perfectly normal day, other than no Cartman (who's no longer a saint, and gained back 10 pounds now.), Kenny (Kenny's family is actually getting rich, they quit alcohol and hit the lucky jackpot and earned 100,000 dollars, but Kenny preferred free food rather than buying it.) nor Stan. Cartman is having a goodbye Trent Boyett party and invited Kenny (since free food, if you know what I mean…), and everyone else other than Butters (no one EVER invited him), Stan (he didn't want to go…), and me (he'll NEVER invite me) and perfectly nice that Stan's family is going to Italy, so, it's just me… and Butters. I might as well visit him, since at home it's either Ike's baby talk or mom's screaming about Cartman's behavior.

I've found some old paper on my table before I left. It was written in a weird language. Like this,

Sa outh egharc tish, Os I harceg ethe. Erhe si Saladin! Kaaruma God Revlo!

(Read this in a dark room to summon a being in an alternative world.)

I tried this magic trick right after the moment I found this paper and was interrupted by Mom. And she's like going nuts when she saw me in a dark room in the middle of the day. I quickly stuffed the piece of paper in my pocket and rushed off outside unwillingly since I don't know what to do since almost everyone kid in South Park is invited. Then I thought of Butters. The only choice. Sigh!

I arrived at Butters' house and greeted politely by Butters himself. (In fact, too polite, if that's possible) He kindly guided to his room like I'm a foreigner, and we entered the room and he slammed the door, hard, VERY hard, is like he's very angry. Then in less than 5 seconds he chilled and took a deep breath. " I just don't get it! Why must do everything? Wash the car Butters or you're grounded. Do this and that and you won't be grounded. I wish I could be Professor Chaos but even if I were him I will still get grounded, but if I…" he grumbled and stop and stared at me. And I made him continue. He hesitated and continued "But if I became The Ungroundable again, it'll be the sweetest idea ever! No one can ground me and abuse me anymore, with this liquid (holding a vial) I'll become the most powerful person in this world! Mwahahaha!" And I was like amazed and surprised! Butters never act like this before! What's was that thing that he's holding? I was so curious that I nearly overbalance and bump onto Butters.

"Do that liquid in the vial really make you evil?" I asked, "It could be poison, or toxic."

"I felt an evil aura on this vial, it's for sure it contains great evil powers!" he replied " I found it on my table. Beside the vial, there is also a note."

To know more about this vial, call this number. (998-556-782-091-888-960-901-145-513)

"I called this number and a man answered it and told me to write down this." He handed me a paper.

Sa outh egharc tish, Os I harceg ethe. Erhe si Saladin! Kaaruma God Revlo

"That's exactly what the paper of mine written. I found it just minutes before I went out to visit you! Look!" I exclaimed. I show him my paper. So it's a spell to summon someone? "Butters!" I half-yelled. "Turn off the lights! And light those red candles! Our lives is going to change in a very dark way. No more annoying parents! No more people hating you and ripping on you just because of a simple mistake or you religion!"

I sat on Butters bed together with him and two candles on the top of the bed frame. And we begin to say the words that summon someone that could change our lives.

Sa outh egharc tish, Os I harceg ethe. Erhe si Saladin! Kaaruma God Revlo!

A/N: So whatcha' thinkin' dawg? LOL! XD I actually wrote an anagram as a spell! If you notice, I scrambled every word except Saladin to make a spell. The real sentence is this. " As thou charge this, So I charge thee. Here is Saladin! Akamaru Dog Lover!" The 1st sentence is from a book title 39 Clue, it has 7 books for now (it's continuous, so you need to read starting from book 1 in order to fully knowing what is the story is about.) and this sentence is from the 1st book. And Saladin is the name of the cat in the book owned by Amy and Dan Cahill the main characters in the book. Visit the 39 Clues website if you're goddamned curious about it.

If anyone actually read this, I give you many, many, many thanks! And those who review , I will be extremely happy, eventhough it's a little critic it still won't crush me and instead motivate me to improve my story. For authors out there, happy writing and update soon~!