The Black Vial

Main Characters: Kyle, Butters, and Stan

Related Episode: Tsst, The Ungroundable, and a random episode.

By: Akamaru Dog Lover.

Chapter 5: The two days of waiting is getting on my nerves…

The First Day…

Kyle's POV

"I'm surprised that we could choose any form of supernatural creatures after we drank the vial. Vampires, werewolves, phantoms, and still can get back our human form." I said to Butters.

"Yeah, but you can only choose one form. I'm gonna pick vampire, since I know I can change back to human in the morning. That way I won't starve to near-death like last time. Woohoo! I love The Ungroundable!" Butters replied.

Butters and his "The Ungroundable". Does he really like vampires that much? Oh well, back to reading the spell book.

Two hours later…

"Bye, Butters! See you tomorrow!" I said cheerfully.

"B-Bye! Kyle!" looking all angel halo wearing like. But I knew deep down he's a horrible, merciless devil.

Halfway back home I bumped into a boy in a brown jacket, blue jeans, and a red-poof-ball hat. It's Stan back from Italy.

Stan's POV

"Hey, Kyle! How's life without your Super Best Friend? Miserable?" I asked Kyle.

"No in fact I'm enjoyed my 'happy' days with Butters." Kyle replied.

Is it me or I noticed something different about Kyle? His eyes seems like redder than usual. I've been with him like almost 12 long years, staring at him. He's so hot, especially the ass. I know that 14 is a young age to love someone, but whatever.

I wish I can make him to love me back, but it's impossible, he said he's not gay while I'm a bi. If I knew this is going to happen, then I shouldn't told him that I like him, but it's too late. Why must he reject me so coldly? Why? Never mind… I vowed to lock away these feelings. These feelings cause nothing but trouble for our friendship.

I kept staring at his green and reddish eyes.

"Er… Stan? Hello? Earth to Stan!" Kyle almost yelled. "Huh?" I said, snapped out of his slightly hypnotic eyes.

"You been staring at me like more than a minute now. I have to go home or I'll be late for dinner, see you later." said Kyle quickly and zipped back home.

Kyle's POV

Wow, I never knew I'm that cold or homophobic. And I never knew that I can run that fast. I can't believe he still likes me even though I've slapped him in the face. But thanks to that fast running, I wasn't late for dinner. And as usual Ike brags about something he'd done at 4th Grade, it's frankly worse than whatever I've done.

The second day…

Butters' POV

I'm soooo… want to cast at least 50 spells to my parents. They are making me do EVERYTHING, from opening the door to walking to North Park to buy a new TV. You just wait you dumb parents. Just because I've mixed up the rice with coffee and tada, you're grounded for 2 months. And forgot to put the toilet seat down? 3 weeks. Forgot to say good morning? 5 DAYS! Gah! 2 more days and I'm free!! No more "Butters! You're grounded!" No more do this and then do that. No more yes sir yes mam. Tables will be turned, chaos and doom and destruction to the world. Blood banks will be empty. No one can stop me.

"Butters? Will you go see your dad now? He is very angry." said Mom.

"Whatever, mom…" I said.

"Go see your dad NOW!" she yelled.

I flipped her off and ran off to the kitchen.

Dad is there. As usual, he cross his arms and stare at me, and next to him is a glass of milk. This technique usually works, mom says go see your dad and I'm like geez, what now? And after I tried smoking (which is simply calms me down whenever I get grounded. But I'll always have to pay Kenny to get some…) then I would be so quiet and 100% ignore anyone.

"You see this, Butters?" he said. I kept quiet. "YOU SEE THIS, BUTTERS?!" he repeated loudly.

"Huh?" I said blankly. "This is a glass of milk that I poured for myself." He said.

"So?" I replied. He ignored what I just said with a red face and continued.

"And you see this? It's Hamburger Helper." "So what, dad?" I said while my mind though "You're such a big fucking pussy!"

"And this is what! Why is there Hamburger Helper in this glass of milk?! Butters?!" he asked.

"Dad. I know why and you don't NEED to explain this problem AGAIN!" I yelled.

"Ok, but remember this, our pantry is kept organized alphabetically. But SOMEBODY put the Hamburger Helper where the Nestle Quick is suppose to go. And remember a well-kept organized pantry keeps a family together Butters."

"KEEP THAT IN MIND!!!" he screamed while he sweep EVERYTHING OFF THE PANTRY AGAIN!!

"Now reorganize the entire pantry and DO IT RIGHT!" he yelled.

"Whatever, dad." I said while flipping him off at the back. I learned that when you flipped people off, they would talk less, that's what Craig told the entire class in South Park Middle School. Thanks to his small speech. Everyone likes to flip off people like it's fashion.

The Third Day

Kyle's POV

I've been having weird dreams since I drank the vial. Judging by the dreams, it's like memories from hell. I'm actually lived for more than 350 years and a sorcerer from heaven trapped me in this body. I'm a dark sorcerer that once ruled Heaven and Hell with Butters. I was betrayed and trapped by my best servant called Ken. Who look like Kenny in a white parka?! He must be Kenny's twin or something. Or maybe there are many Kennys in the world? Anyway, tomorrow's the day where we can finally use any spell in the book and the time for our powers to unlock its full potential.

A/N: Hmm… I finished this at my half-brother's house (which totally spoils my mood to write.) So this might be a little how should I say, messy. Have anyone ever wrote a one sided Style? I read one sided slash fics before. But I don't really know how to write them. I'm writing the next chapter ASAP just in-case y'all are mad of the cliffhanger.

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