The Black Vial
Main Characters: Kyle, Butters, and Stan
Related Episode: Tsst, The Ungroundable, and a random episode.
By: Akamaru Dog Lover.
Chapter 7: Practice Makes Perfect, Stan's realization of Kyle's dark magic.
Kyle's POV
(Two days after the last chapter.)
"Ready, Butters?" I said.
"Erm… ready!" he replied.
"Es para sa peru!" I chanted.
Butters begin to float mid-air with a red candle on a wooden plate. I begin to 'stir' the air with my index finger and Butters and the candle began spinning with the same speed of my index finger. I suddenly stopped cause I heard someone is outside the door, knocking.
"Kyle! A friend come to visit you!" my mom said. I walk towards the door. My necklace glowed white, and the cross is pointing towards the door. My enemy is just outside the door. I cast a fireball spell and kept the fireball in my pocket (the pants is sealed with fire-proof curse)
I opened the door. And I see… Stan?!
"Hi Kyle!" he said as cheerful as a gentleman saying "Cheerio!" I casted a fast teleporting spell and brought Stan and Butters to my other home in Hell (I bought it with Black Kenny's credit card, but whatever.)
Butters seems to be impressed while Stan is stunned by the teleportation spell and his journey to hell. And his stun rose to horror and petrified, by looking at his surrounding and alas he fainted.
Minutes later…
"Gwah!!! Kyle!!!"
"Ah, you're finally awake! Mortal Stan Marsh." I said.
"K-k-Kyle?" Stan stammered.
"What? Mortal fool?" I yelled in anger.
"What in the world happened to you?" he asked weakly.
"Fool! I'm ready to kill you! Butters! Send in the cauldron and the ingredients!" I said.
'Oh my fucking God! It's true, the book in Imaginationland and my dream all became true!' he thought.
"Oho! So you have read the book of True and Dark Imaginations, eh? And nice dream you had. Pity you're awake before I can eat it…" I boomed.
"Y-y-you can read my thought?!" he said not-so angrily.
"Well, duh! Almost every magician can do that, right Butters?" I asked. "Yeah! I heard you thought out loud. Next time think something else not so conspicuous." He said giving out an aura of a wide Texas-size evil grin towards Stan. Stan is so scared of that evil grin that he froze. He froze so still that some people even might think he's paralyzed from an accident.
"I-I-s-s th-i-s-s a-a d-d-dun-ge-on-n?" he stammered in a way that no word can describe it, and compared to Jimmy's Christmas song, this is way worse. " No mortal moron! This is my house! How dare you insult my taste! Even after I gave you a formal invitation to my house." I boomed in sheer anger.
"But I didn't do anything!!" he protested.
I ignored him and begin stirring and creating a potion of strength for two people.
"Eye of newts. Check. Kenny's eye. Check. Squishy liquid. Check. Boiled Mushroom Bubble, Check, Evening's Dew, Check, Remaining of Adam and Eve's apple. Check. 1 litre of gold blood. CHECK!" I yelled and Butters casting a spell on the cauldron. Soon a colorless liquid was form. I looked at the mortal fool. Stupid, Scared, Stunned, Petrified, Pained, Panicked, Sinful, Useless, Soulful, Lively mortal.
GET READY TO DIE!!!
Within' seconds, the potion named the elixir of strength and growth is done. It is poured in to a large, elegant potion bottle (shaped like the mana elixir in maple story, but better…) with a metal cork on it.
We shook the potion without the usage of our hands. The mortal is dazed and had a faraway look in his eyes. And his thoughts are about his and mine and Butters' past.
"Fizz!!!" the potion fizzed like a soda being shake vigorously. And we quickly cast a protecting spell on ourselves. The mortal is still daydreaming…
The metal cork popped and released a colorless and poisonous gas. The mortal is poisoned and paralyzed. We were not affected since we are protected by the spell.
We drank the potion.
We felt a strong surge of energy pass through our veins. In fact, too strong. We have grown a little bit of muscle. After the surge of energy is over. The mortal had disappeared!
Stan's POV
After spending three minutes with this unknown, unrecognizable evil Kyle. I lost mental conscious. I can't remember a thing. The next thing I knew is I'm on a bed made of cloud.
"Stan, I sending you to a war. Here's a weapon and a set of armor." Jesus said.
"Wait, why am I here?" I asked.
"Stop asking questions. Here's your weapon and armor, Holy Warrior!" Jesus said.
"HOLY WARRIOR?!" I said out loud.
"I finally thawed off your giant holy pole arm. Here, take it. After touching it, you would get some of your memories back." Jesus continued.
I hold the Giant Holy Pole Arm…
Then I got all my previous life's memories back. I was a holy warrior, among the Super Best Friends. I had a war with two dark magician. But just right before I land my pole arm on the magician, they cast a curse and sealed it on me and millions of year later, I was reborned along with the two dark, powerful magician. All these precious memories… returned!
"Wow! I never knew a holy warrior's story is that dramatic." I yelled.
"Yes, it's dramatic, and we're glad that God reborn you. But why must he reborn the magicians?! It doesn't make sense!!" Jesus said louder than normal.
"Guess for me to kill them again?" I said.
"Oh, yeah. Now that make sense." Jesus said.
A/N: Ah… iBook, you're working again. Sorry guys. This iBook is abit old. And like to make it's screen bizarre-like. Don't ask me to repair it or you sponsor me to repair this laptop. This is sooo… the longest time gap between this chapter and the last. Well, I created a new story. It's yaoi or slash Kyle/SECRET OC!! Ok, the OC is _ _ _ _ _ _. If you know the answer you're a genius. Don't be shocked with the answer. It's VERY shocking!