Disclaimer: I do not own the Ducks. Any character that you do not recognize, minus the stripper are Julie's friends from Maine, and Christina is her sister.

Bachelor Parties

Adam's POV

I looked around the club, still confused about how I ended up here. Oh yeah, I was kidnapped. Kidnapped by my own friends. What kind of friends are they?

"Adam my man." Charlie told me. "Welcome to your bachelor party."

"I told you guys that this was not necessary." I protested as I looked at the male ducks sitting around me.

"Yes it is man." Luis patted me on the shoulder as our drinks arrived.

"I don't think Julie would like this." I complained.

"Who cares?" Russ asked. "Tonight you can't think about Julie."

"But I'm marrying Julie tomorrow. How can I not think about her?" I asked.

"That's it. From now on, every time you mention Julie you have to down a shot." Jesse commanded. "This is your last night as a free man, enjoy it."

"Alright, but Julie.." I didn't even finish the sentence before Portman stopped me.

"That's one shot." Portman slid the glass my way. Reluctantly, I downed it.

"Great." Guy stated. "How about some Jokes?"

"I got one." Fulton stated. "A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc?...I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way." The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and wired it all together; ...an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. This was the first time he had seen them. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these breasts." He immediately drops his pants and replies,..."Look at this, ...it's still in the CRATE!"

The Ducks burst out laughing. I wasn't that amused. I was too busy wondering what the hell Julie was doing.

"What wrong Banksie?" Averman asked. "Didn't you like the joke?"

"Yeah, it was fine." I answered.

"Maybe you will like this one better." Averman told me, then proceeded to tell the joke. "There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly, a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. So, instantly, the fairy turns her into brunette, and she then swims off the island. The next blonde asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly, the fairy turns her into redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. So, the fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge."

The Ducks all laughed once more, but I could only roll my eyes. "Julie and Connie would kick your ass over that one."

"He did it again." Kenny spoke up. "That's another shot."

"Fine." I agreed. I downed the shot as a stripper walked over to our table.

"I hear this is a bachelor party. Who is the lucky man?" She asked.

"I am." I answered.

"You look like you could use a lap dance." She told me.

My eyes went wide. I didn't need a lap dance, but I figured I could at least have a little fun with it. "I think it would be even better to see you give one of my friends a lap dance. But who?"

All of their hands went up immediately. I was trying to decide who it would be funniest to see in that position. My eyes then fell on the right person. "How about Goldberg and Dwayne, sitting at the other end of the table."

Goldberg nearly jumped for joy as the stripper approached him. She removed her bra, revealing her breasts as she started rubbing her body over the two sucks. Dwayne blushed and Goldberg looked like he was ready to faint. I couldn't help but laugh as they freaked out.

"I am in heaven." Goldberg shouted, gaining the attention of nearly everyone in the club. Unfortunately the dance ended quickly and attention was turned back to me. "So Banksie, are you ready to play a game?"

I was almost afraid to ask? "What kind of a game?"

"You see, all you have to do is go out into the crowd and get five women to give you her bra, explaining to her that you have lost yours. To be even more convincing, you have to do this naked." Guy explained. "If you don't get them, you have to spend the rest of the night naked."

"And if I do?" I asked.

"Then we will get nude." Charlie spoke up for the rest of the ducks.

"Do I have any other choice?"

"No." They all answered at once.

Reluctantly, I stood from my seat and headed off. What the hell had I let them talk me into.

I tapped on the shoulder of the first girl I saw. "Excuse me, I have lost my bra, do you think I could borrow yours?" I could hear the guys laugh at me as the girl turned around.

Julie's POV

I am going to kill Connie. I can't believe they drug me here to this stupid nightclub.

"Relax Julie." My friend Melody told me. "Every thing is going to be okay. We are going to have some fun tonight."

"Let's start out with a game." Lucy, another friend from Maine, suggested.

"Uh oh." I answered.

"Don't worry, it will be easy." Jackie confronted me.

My mind was made up, I hated all of my friends for dragging me here.

"Yeah," Connie agreed. "All you have to do is get ten guys to give you a condom."

"Fine," I sighed as I headed to the first guy. "Do you have a condom I could borrow?" The guy smiled at me before digging in his wallet. I took the condom and was about to find another guy when I was tapped on the shoulder.

""Excuse me, I have lost my bra, do you think I could borrow yours?" I turned around ready to slap whoever it was.

"Adam?" I asked.

"Oh god, Julie." he answered.

"Why are you naked?" I asked.

"Why are you asking other men for a condom?"

"I asked you first."

"The guys." I pointed. "I was kidnapped. I have to get five bras or spend the rest of the night naked. If I get them, they have to spend the night naked."

I sighed. "Me too, not the naked part, the kidnapped part"

"Julie, why aren't you off finding more… Adam what are you doing here?" Charlotte asked.

"Go get the rest of the girls. We are going to have some fun with the guys." I answered.

"Go back to them, we'll be there in a minute." I told him and he turned and went back to the Ducks.

The rest of my friends joined me and I told them what we were doing.

"That's perfect." Kelly smiled.

We arrived at the guys' table just in time to hear them tell Adam that he would be naked for the rest of the night. "Hello boys." I told them.

"What is going on here? Not everyone wants to see Banksie nude," Connie told them.

"He didn't do what he was supposed to." Jesse told us.

"Sure he did." Rebecca told him, reaching under her shirt and removing her bra. The rest of us girls did the same. We gave them all to Adam.

"I guess that means you all have to get naked now." Christina answered.

"No," Jenny told us. "They can't get completely naked. They should have to wear the bras."

"That's perfect. You all must get naked except for a bra. Banks meanwhile, as the winner of the game, gets his clothes back." I smiled.

The guys grumbled as they removed their clothing and put on a bra each. Never in my life had I seen anything as offensive as this. We decided to join the guys and the party was on. Unfortunately, the party didn't last much longer. Eventually the manager came out and kicked us out of the club. Apparently, the guys wearing our bras was just to much and some women were starting to faint.

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