Itachi stared down at the man in the cell. He was well built but the shinobi did not detect any chakra emanating from him. His hands were tied behind his back, a few of his golden locks were falling into his face, and there was some dirt smudged on his face. During his brief call with his leader, Itachi had heard someone in the background claim the man's identity was 'Germany' after Itachi had described him. "Germany." Itachi's monotonous voice echoed through the dungeon like area. The blond looked up, ice blue eyes meeting his own red ones. They were having a stare down for a moment, the silence stretching when Itachi broke it again. "That is your name, correct?"

"Ja. Who are you?" The blond's accent was very thick, and Itachi had never heard a German accent before, Itachi just assumed he had a speech problem like Deidara's.

"Uchiha Itachi, charmed." Itachi replied as he opened the cell. Germany continued to glare as Itachi approached. "We are leaving for our other base now." Germany didn't move, just continued to glare. "I believe one of your friends is there as well. They knew who you were from a brief description anyway." Itachi continued.

Germany gritted his teeth before standing up. He was a few inches taller than Itachi and glared down at the man. "Who?" He demanded.

"I am not sure at this time. You will find out tomorrow when we arrive, whether you walk the journey willingly or not." Itachi stated as he turned, walking out of the cell, his cloak swishing a bit as he walked, not even checking to see if Germany was following. The blond hesitated before following the ninja up the stairs and out of the base where the odd man with the blue hair and skin was standing. Germany also noted his freaky fish gills, and that Itachi had called him 'Kisame' or something like that. Germany glared a bit fiercer at Kisame since it had been the overgrown fish that had caught him not Itachi.

Germany wasn't positive what happened but he had awoken to see the two men staring at him. Germany immediately grabbed his gun and fired at the strange men. Kisame had blocked the bullets with his weird sword thing and then kicked him in the stomach. While Germany was cringing from the wind being knocked out of him Kisame had taken the chance to bind his hands with rope while Itachi left to contact their leader.

Kisame smirked at Germany when he realized he was glaring before turning to his partner. "Ready to go Itachi?"

"Hn." Itachi grunted before beginning to walk.

Kisame had to push Germany a bit before he would begin to walk. Almost immediately after setting out though, Itachi was standing face to face with something… unexpected…

"Ah mon chere, how unexpected to find such a joli visage in such a run down place like this!" A man with wavy blond hair and a stubbly chin had his forehead pressed against Itachi's, a thumb and forefinger keeping his chin in place as the man gazed into Itachi's eyes. His accent was thick as well, but not a German one. "Ah, and such pretty eyes as well!"

Itachi was extremely shocked, he, as a ninja, was prepared for many situations, be he had never been prepared for some random man to come out of nowhere and begin hitting on him. "Let. Go." Itachi hissed through clenched teeth after regaining his composure.

"But we haven't even gone on our first date yet!" The blonde took both Itachi's hands in his own. "Come, let us go have dinner! My treat!"

"France molesting him isn't the best idea…" Germany mumbled.

France looked up from hitting on Itachi and saw Germany. He released Itachi for a moment and strutted over to Germany. "Bonjour Germany! I was not expecting you either! And you're all tied up! I did not think you the type to enjoy-" Before France could finish his statement Itachi had hit one of France's pressure points, causing the blond to pass out.

Itachi glared down at France before he looked back up at Germany and asked "Friend of yours?"

"Ja… You could say that…" Germany replied with a sigh.

***Meanwhile***

"What do you mean you don't know what pasta is?" Italy shouted through the bars of his cells at the red head known as Sasori.

"I told you three times, I've never heard of it!" Sasori snapped, the man seething with anger.

"Then what do you eat around here?"

"Whatever Konan cooks for us, and if she's on a mission we just have instant ramen…"

"What's ramen? Is it pasta?"

"How would I know? I don't know what pasta is!" Sasori massaged the bridge of his nose. Its official, he's worse than that wannabe Akatsuki member Tobi! Sasori thought beginning to turn on his heel and leave.

"Then can I make pasta for you so you can know the wonderful joys of it?" Italy asked causing Sasori to cast him a glare.

"You'd just try to escape while you're making it…"

"No I won't I promise! I just want to eat pasta and share it so that I won't have to eat that icky ramen stuff whatever it is!" Italy pleaded as if his life depended on making the pasta, which, knowing Italy, it probably did.

Before Sasori can even reply to the Italian, there was a loud explosion and the sound of cursing, causing Sasori to groan and massage the bridge of his nose yet again. Damn all the idiots around are giving me a migraine… He thought.

"IM SORRY SEMPAI PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" There was a sudden blur of orange as Tobi cowered behind Sasori.

"DANNA MOVE, UN! THAT BASTARD IS DEFINITELY GONNA PAY THIS TIME, UN!" Deidara shouted as he sprinted down the hallway towards the two.

Sasori sidestepped, revealing Tobi again, the red head not wanting to get involved with Deidara and Tobi. In a panic, Tobi opened the cell with Italy in it, then closed it again, locking them both inside. Tobi then proceeded to cower behind Italy.

Deidara arrived at the cell, readying a clay explosive bird, when he noticed who Tobi was using as a human shield. "Damn it, un! Move out of the way!" Deidara commanded to Italy.

Italy began to cry again and revealed his trusty white flag, proceeding to wave it in the air. "DON'T HURT ME!" He begged.

"I'll blow you up too, un!" Deidara threatened.

"If you do leader will have your head on a silver platter…" Sasori warned his partner.

Deidara contemplated the idea for a moment for giving an angry "Un" and stormed down the hallway.

"Thank you mister prisoner!" Tobi thanked as he decided it was safe to come out of the cell. He stepped back out into the hallway to come face to face with one of Deidara's clay birds. Before he could run away again Deidara's triumphant voice rang through the hallway.

"Got you, un! KATSU!"

"AAAAAH!"

***The Next Day***

"Why can't I be carried by mon chere? I do not like to walk long distances like a peasent!" France whined for about the 10th time that morning.

"Shut up. We're almost there." Kisame snapped from behind him. His hands were now bound like Germany's, and they were walking side by side with Itachi leading the way and Kisame covering the rear.

"Oh well, at least I get to stare at his brilliant backside!" France proclaimed eying Itachi's rear. He then barely managed to duck as Itachi flung a kunai at him. "Eep! Mon chere is very violent!"

"Stop calling me that." Itachi's voice seemed calm but as he turned to face frontward again, Germany could see his eye twitching in slight annoyance. France chuckled his weird French chuckle as Germany sighed in annoyance.

Itachi stopped in a clearing that seemingly had nothing in it. He made a hand sign and suddenly the cave entrance was visible. Germany gave Itachi a questioning look which was ignored as Itachi led them inside. He walked through the dark corridors, France looking a little afraid as he followed his new found eye candy, and Germany looked suspicious. Germany stopped for a moment as he heard a wail in the distance that sounded like it was shouting "Pasta~!"

"Don't stop!" Kisame gave Germany a little push and he continued down the halls yet again.

It couldn't have been Italy? What are the odds he's here too? Actually since France is here too it's probably a lot more likely… And knowing Italy of course he'd already be captured and screaming for pasta… Germany thought as his mood became even more pessimistic. He was so absorbed in his thoughts that he almost bumped into Itachi.

Itachi was knocking on the door to the Leader's office and when he received a muffled reply he opened the door and walked inside. Germany and France were pushed in by Kisame.

"Itachi I thought you only found one." The shadowy figure said it more like a statement than a question.

"Hn." Itachi grunted.

"We did but we found this one on the way here." Kisame stated motioning to France who gave a cocky bow. "He knew the one we captured first and we decided to bring him as well."

"Alright you both may leave." Itachi and Kisame did so leaving the two countries alone with the figure seated behind the desk. "Let's start with introductions. You may call me Pein."

"And I am known as France!" France stated giving a huge grin, hoping the figure was as sexy as Itachi was when he was in the light.

"Germany." Germany grunted giving a cold glare to Pein.

"Oh yes, our other prisoner knew who you were just from a brief description Itachi gave. I think his name was Italy." Germany stiffened as he mentioned his friend. "So you do know him. He also gave a very odd story of how he got outside our hideout. Something about being at England's house and there was a light and then he woke up outside. Maybe you could clear that up for us?"

Germany's glare became harsher. "I'm not telling you anything."

"If you won't than I will!" France piped in smiling still. "We were having a world conference at England's house, and Japan brought along some comic book of his. Anyway, as I marveling the beauty of my outfit that day, England wanted to try out his 'new spell' or something. I wasn't really listening but I looked up to see him accidentally hitting Japan's comic book. There was a bright light and the next thing I know I'm in the woods!"

"France you traitor!" Germany hissed.

"I want to get in their good side! Anyway, you'd be wondering the same thing if you were them I bet!" France whispered back.

Pein was looking at them uncertainly. Some parts of France's story didn't make sense to him, since spells and magic weren't in this world. He guessed it was some sort of teleportation jutsu, but then again he sensed no chakra coming from the men standing before him. Before he had time to wonder more he began receiving a call from Kakuzu who should have been returning from his mission with Hidan. Pein sighed as the hologram of Kakuzu appeared. "Yes?"

"Leader-sama… We're having a slight hold up and might be a little late…" Kakuzu mumbled and held up the head of a cursing albino as if to prove it.

"Urgh what now?" Pein groaned.

A/N

Just a few little translations and a foot note!

Bonjour- French for Hello (You should probably already know that)

Mon Chere- French for My Dear

Joli Visage- French for Pretty Face

Ok if anyone was wondering there are going to be some pairings in it. Most of them are undetermined but I won't be writing any slash like SasoriXGermany. The only time a hetalia character will be in any kind of pairing with a Naruto chatacter in this fanfiction is during France's little flirting moments as you saw above. I will be definitely doing SasoDei, GermanyXItaly and USUK fluff, no smut or anything like that, and if you have a request for a pairing please say so in the reviews and I may consider it! There will be the 8 main countries in this (PLUS CANADA) but I will be adding more countries like Prussia and Romano eventually just not right away! Alright thanks for reading thus far and don't forget to review!