None of the characters or songs belong to me they belong to their rightful owners this is pure fan base and if any one does not like this please, please don't hate me just don't read this fanfic at all - hinata3487 p.s. Itachi is a little violent in this one.

Sakura p.o.v

"w-wait Tsunade-sama please, I cant I have a date with my boyfriend, and I was planning to move in to his apartment" I whined.

"Sorry Sakura but no, this mission is final" said Tsunade.

"But milady" I said.

"No buts" yelled Tsunade.

"Gomenasai" I said as I bowed down to her.

To Itachi who is arguing with his ex-girlfriend

Kisame p.o.v

"What are you talking about we never had sex" said Itachi.

"Yes we did it, a year ago at the bar" said Misa.

"What are you talking about I was with kisame not you, tell her" complained Itachi.

"hahaha" I laugh scared.

Flashback

"Hey Kisame I have to go to the bathroom I'll be back ok" said a drunk Itachi.

"Hehe this is the perfect chance for me to get fucked" I thought.

"Ill just put spike his drink with aphrodisiac and he'll be all over me" I said.

End

"You bitch" yelled Itachi.

"Wait I can explain" I said scared.

"Because of you the son I didn't know until now has been kidnapped and he has the sharigan" said Itachi getting more pissed.

"Ok Itachi look its not as bad as it sounds right" I said as I nervously laughed.

"Your butts about to get the shit beat out of it" said Itachi as he got closer to me.

*Starts beating the shit out of Kisame*

Normal

At Konoha

"What his name anyway Tsunade-sama" asked Sakura.

"His name is Daichi" answered Tsunade.

"Daichi, huh what a perfect name for him" said Sakura as she rocked him to sleep.

"Tsk, how long do we have to take it" said Sasuke.

"Don't call Daichi an it" snapped Sakura.

"Sasuke, Sakura right, he's just a little baby" replied Kakashi.

"Back to the question; just until the anbu can find his mother" answer Tsunade.

A few min. later at the store

"Lets see what should we buy" mumbled Sakura.

"O.m.g the eggs are half off" said Sakura, grabbing to Sasuke.

"Who cares lets just buy the stupid food and go" said Sasuke.

"Ok let me just get another carton of eggs" said Sakura.

With Itachi

"Don't worry I'll find him Misa" whisper Itachi.

"Kisame were going now" said Itachi.

"Ok I'm getting up" mumbled Kisame.

A week later at the Uchiha mansion

"Sasuke will you watch Daichi for me" asked Sakura.

"Sure" answered Sasuke.

"Ill be right back in at least two hours" said Sakura.

Doorbell rings *Din don din don*

"Naruto what are you" said Sasuke as he answered the door.

"So it is your baby, I knew it" said Naruto.

"Naruto the baby is my mission its not mine" said Sasuke.

"I know Kakashi told me so from what I heard Sakura's also on this mission" said Naruto.

"Yeah so what" answered Sasuke.

"I think the father role suits you Sasuke" laughed Naruto seeing Daichi on Sasuke back.

"Shut up, I'm not in the mood to hear that crap" said Sasuke.

"Really, than lets talk I haven't seen you in a while Sasuke" Naruto said.

"Um Sasuke do you want some tea" said Sakura peeking behind from the kitchen corner.

"Whatever" Sasuke answered.

"Hi Sakura-chan" said Naruto.

"Oh hi Naruto when did you get here" asked Sakura.

"A min ago" replied Naruto.

"Naruto do you want some tea too" said Sakura.

"Thanks Sakura-chan" Naruto answered.

"Here you guys tea I'll see you in two hours" Sakura said as she went out the door.

"So Sasuke" asked Naruto.

"Hmm" said Sasuke.

"Do you really think you can restrain yourself with Sakura" Naruto asked.

*Sasuke hits his head on the table*

"What the hell" said Sasuke.

"I can already see it; Sakura taking a bath and you enter the bathroom and see her with just a little towel on (Naruto image: Sakura: Sasuke kun: Sasuke: sorry I didn't know you where in here) and of course you wont be able to contain yourself" smirked Naruto.

"What the hell are you talking about Naruto" asked Sasuke.

"Eh" (nose starts bleeding) Sasuke said.

"What are you thinking of you little perv" said Naruto.

"It was the hit" Sasuke replied.

"I'm joking" laughed Naruto.

"Here take this (hand Sasuke a napkin) clean yourself up" said Naruto.

Snatches the napkin from Naruto

"Yeah whatever" said Sasuke.

Naruto start to laugh out of no where.

To be continued