~~Day 2 - Shikamaru Nara and Choji Akimichi~~

The next day, Team 10 sat at their favourite restaurant. Ino was retelling her story of what happened from the day before, Shikamaru was pretending to listen, and Choji was eating his third bowl of food.

"And if that's not enough, he tripped when he tried to run away!" squealed the florist, not caring that her teammates were tuning her out. "Imagine! Sasuke Uchiha, wearing silk panties!" A high pitched giggled followed, causing Shikamaru to wince slightly. A quick glance at her watch quickly changed Ino's tune.

"Oh! I've gotta go! I agreed to meet Sakura in half an hour! See you later!" she said before hastily ambling off. Once she was gone, Shikamaru let out a hefty sigh.

"Glad that's over. That woman is always so troublesome..."

"Yeah... she can talk, huh?" mumbled Choji with his mouth full before swallowing. "At least she wasn't talking about her diet this time."

Shikamaru chuckled. "Yeah... on and on about how you should lose weight, and I need a better work ethic. Dumb blonde..."

The two chuckled at their missing teammates expense. But neither of them noticed the person watching them from the other table...

That was quite cruel of them, she thought. It's not nice for anyone to tease Ino behind her back like that, especially not her so-called friends. She was just telling them about yesterday...

Yesterday. It was a lot of fun what she did to Sasuke... looks like she just found two new victims. Quickly paying for her food, she slipped out of the shop and ran off to prepare.

Later, after Choji had finished his tenth bowl, the two boys decided to leave the restaurant. The two were in a heated debate about how they were going to slack off for the rest of the day. So heated in fact, that neither of them noticed her sneaking up behind them; two swift blows and the two were out cold.

Just like before, she pulled her two victims out of sight so she could get to work. Quickly stripping the two boys, she had the perfect punishment in mind; a jutsu she had seen Naruto perform before. Making the appropriate handseals, both boys were caught in a puff of smoke as the illusion took place. She gasped slightly as she felt her chakra drain; this jutsu was more tiring than it seemed. If she was going to keep up the illusion, she wouldn't be able to use her body control jutsu... darn...

Oh well, she thought, as she dressed her two captives. She'll make do with what she has, and quickly vanished before the two of them woke up.

Shikamaru was the first to wake up. Groaning, he slowly sat up shaking his head in frustration. He hated waking up...

...wait. Something wasn't right. He felt... off.

Looking down, Shikamaru's eyes momentarily widened at what he saw.

Boobs.

He had boobs.

That wasn't all. These boobs were held in a frilly, cleavage-revealing black dress that reached his knees. An even frillier white apron was tied around his waist, and his legs were clad in fishnet stockings. His feet meanwhile were currently encased in shiny black high-heeled pumps, while a pair of white gloves adorned his hands. A reaching up to feel his head, he found his hair had become much longer and was tied up in a ponytail.

Shikamaru sighed heavily. Not only was he a girl, but he was dressed as a maid. And a short inspection revealed that the getup was glued to his body, so he couldn't get it off easily. How troublesome... he looked around for his pal Choji, but the only one there was another girl with spiral patterns on her cheeks...

Oy vey, he thought to himself as he smacked one of his now-dainty hand to his forehead. Looking his newly feminine friend over, he saw that he was quite nice-looking. His hair was longer, reaching his shoulders, but retained the sandy colour and shagginess. The plumpness in his cheeks was gone, and his entire body was now slim and slender with a nice figure and decent-sized breasts. Shikamaru could see this easily as the only forms of clothing adorning his friend's feminine frame was a butterfly pattern bikini and a pair of high heeled sandals.

Sighing once again, Shikamaru teetered over to the sleeping beauty and knelt next to him.

"Choji... Choji, wake up..." he whispered as he shook the Akamichi lightly. At least his voice stayed the same, he thought thankfully as Choji's doe eyes slowly opened.

"Urgh... wha... Shikamaru?" he looked up at his friend, but as he regained his focus, he very quickly saw his feminine features.

"Shikamaru! What happened to you?" he shouted, jumping to his feet. Quickly finding his balance off, he looked down and saw his own appearance. "What happened to me!"

"Calm down, Choji..." ordered the child genius, waving a gloved hand at his no-longer plump friend. "I doubt this is anything serious." His eyes slowly looked up at the sky, before shutting as he did some quick calculations.

"Judging from the sun's position, I doubt it's been more than twenty minutes since we left the restaurant. No one, not even an S-Class ninja would be able to perform a permanent sex change in that time, let alone redress us. As such, I can conclude this is just an illusion, like Naruto's Sexy Jutsu. The clothes, however, are real, and are glued to our bodies. I would say the best plan of action would be to find a solvent as soon as possible to remove these costumes, and then just wait for the jutsu to wear off."

Choji blinked as Shikamaru opened his eyes again. "Uh... okay... so, where would we get some solvent?"

"The easiest place would be at a hardware store, and the nearest one would be..." the lazy ninja let out a hefty sigh yet again. "...five blocks that away. Let's go..." Shikamaru angrily started to walk in the direction he mentioned, wobbling and stumbling at every step.

"Damn it, how do girls walk in these things?" he asked irritably.

"At least you have a decent outfit." muttered Choji as he wrapped his arms around himself. "I'm freezing over here! And I feel so... exposed..."

Shikamaru sighed (yes, again) angrily. Were these for the things they said about Ino? How troublesome...

Meanwhile, from the shadows, she continued to giggle as she watched the two of them. This was so much fun! She had put enough chakra into the two of them they'd be stuck as girls for at least the next week! And they would have plenty of time to get used to walking in their new shoes; she'd already bought up all the solvent the hardward store owned, and they wouldn't get another delivery for another fortnight!

Giggling happily, she turned and vanished into the crowd. Dressing those boys up really was a lot of fun. And she could think of plenty of people who needed taking down a peg or two...