Chapter 2

The Count's POV

A couple of things were running through my head, as I stared at my favourite boy band- turned evil vampires. One, my son is extremely wacked up on whatever he and his idiot sister, and half fang friend had drunk, Two, I'm going to rip Bertrand's eye's out of his socket's when he becomes sober, Three, How was I going to explain all this to Malaya?; Four, I have absolutely no idea, how I'm going to explain to all The boy's fan's, That I killed them (accidently) and sort of...turned them into evil creatures of the night...Never mind vampires, those fan girls are going to tear me apart.

But, To my surprise, all I managed to utter, When I found my voice, was, ''Can you still sing?''

The youngest of the boy band, looked as if he was about to tear my head off, Newborn vampire's were like that...I think.

''I'm thirsty'' the curly haired one said, Then he snarled at me, ''Get me some blood, or I'll rip your arm off'' He said coldly.

This is not the Jay, I remembered, Yes, I knew there names..i suppose you can call me a fangirl then...Go ahead, See if you can make it out f here alive...

To be perfectly honest, I was scared of them, Vlad scared me when he became a vampire, and I'm pretty sure celebrities were the same...

''Erin!'' I shouted.

Erin burst into through the door, She was singing, and staggering, Vlad was on her shoulder's. She was giving him a piggyback.

''Yor, Whatsit County babes!'' Erin exclaimed, Then she saw who were on the floor, Then screamed the house down, then started yelling gibberish, and slurring things which made no sense at all.

Vlad just staggered into things, grinning, Mr Cuddles was wrapped round his neck.

''Its...its...its...One Direction!'' Erin squealed/slurred, then paraded round the room, singing, ''We are the champions!''

''What, Erin...That's The Wanted!'' I shouted, Then i realised Erin and Vlad were drunk, They had no idea what they were doing, or what they were seeing, I could put the sugar babes right in front of Vlad, and he would just stand there, grinning like an idiot. Not realising who they were.

''A breather'' The youngest of the boys managed to utter.

Suddenly, Nathan (My favourite band member) rushed over to Erin in vampire speed, he grabbed her by the neck and she giggled, Then he attempted to bite her, But she kept laughing, and stroking his nose.

''She's a half fang, Not a breather!'' I yelled.

Nathan's eyes turned Red, then he snarled at Erin.

''Touchy touchy!'' She squealed.

''Oi, That's my half fang"!'' Vlad snarled/snarled, Nathan seemed to want to fight, Then walked over to Vlad, his eyes Red, ''Bring it on, freak'' Nathan said.

Vlad flashed his fangs, Then stumbles backwards into the door, ''Bring it on...JLS...member of JLS... erm...pop star guy

''Err, Vlad's a bit..you know...drunk at the moment'' I cut in, Vlad's snarl turned into a grin.

''I'm off to get layed'' He slurred, Then he rushed off in vampire speed.

I looked at the newly turned vampire's, Oh god, Why did I bite them? I should of let them go, They can't sing, with chunks missing from their throat!

''I can actually'' Said Nathan, then he stood up, and sang the chorus to ''Glad you came''

I stared at him, ''Oh'' I said simply.

''One Direction, I've always wanted to meet you!'' Erin burbled, Then she started screaming like a fan girl, Then she started doing a mad tap dance, ending with her toppling over, straight into the door.

''For the tenth time, We're not One Direction!'' Tom bellowed, Then he sniffed, ''Oh, That smell's good..'' he murmured.

Erin grinned, Then she staggered over to me, ''hey, County babes!'' She squealed, Then she grabbed my ear playfully.

''Erin, How much do you and my...son drink?'' I asked her.

''Umm.. like...ten or maybe twenty bottles'' Erin slurred, then she threw up all over me.

Erin hiccupped, then giggled. ''Sorry'' She said, Then she stumbled backwards into Nathan, grabbed him, then gave him a huge smooch on the lips, Then she threw up on his face.

''Hehe, Sorry!'' Erin said, then she collapsed, and i think she's out cold.

Nathan wiped vomit of his face, Then looked down at Erin, His eyes turned Red, then he lunged for her throat.

''No!'' Another Wanted member, Jay shouted, then he tackled Nathan to the ground, then snarled at his band mate.

''Get your own blood!'' Jay yelled, Then threw himself at Erin, who was screaming and laughing, and the same time, while loudly singing, ''Moves like jagga''

This is a nightmare, I have to stop this, Malaya will be arriving soon to see Vlad, How will she react when she seen all this!

Vlad then stumbled in, carrying yet another bottle of ''Coke'' he was grinning, and he was holding hands with two more people.

''Breather's'' I muttered, then i side glanced at Nathan, Who was straddling Erin, Erin was laughing, and yelling ''Ride me, buckaroo!''

''He's trying to kill you, Cant you see that!'' I hissed at Erin. She just smiled dreamily, ''Yes, Oh god..kill me any day..guy off one direction!'' She squealed, Then started giggling hysterically.

''I'm not from One Direction!'' Nathan snarled, then got ready to bite Erin's throat.

''Guys, Look what I've got!'' Jay yelled, He had disappeared, and had came back with four breather's who were struggling..they looked familiar..

''Daddy, Robin and Chloe have joined the parttttaaaayy!'' Vlad yelled, then Robin and Chloe came in, just as startling drunk as Vlad and his posse.

Nathan got of Erin, then went off to feast on a couple of random breathers-

Wait a sec!

Oh my god, Their going to kill the people who present The One show!

As quickly as possible, i went over in vampire speed, snatched the guys who presented The One show, Then chucked them to Renfield. ''Just get them out of my- and there sight!'' I shouted, Then i snarled at the blood thirsty vampire's in front of me.

''We're hungry!'' Nathan moaned, Then joined his animalistic band, who were crouched like tiger's, watching Vlad's friends, who he had somehow managed to pick up, Robin and Chloe, with Vlad, they were staring at the boy band, as if they couldn't believe what they were seeing.

''Its..Oh my god..its the black eye'd peas!'' Chloe screeched, then she downed the glass in her hand, then ran round in a circle squealing words i couldn't understand, most of them were human rude language.

''Its not The black eye'd pea's, its Ndubz!'' Robin shot back, then he took a huge gulp of whatever was in his glass.

''We're THE WANTED, Okay...THE WANTED!'' Max yelled, then decided to bite his own arm, I guess he was that hungry, he had decided to morbidly eat himself.

Vlad sniggered, then stumbled into Robin and Chloe, ''Yourrrrr all wrong..Its Jedward..OBVIOUSLY!'' He slurred.

The Wanted band, all cried out in annoyance and anger.

Then Wolfie came in, ''What's going on Uncle Count?'' He mumbled sleepily, he was clutching his teddy bear.

Everyone turned to him, Vlad vomited all over the place, breaking the silence.

Then Wolfie looked at The Wanted, who were practically drooling at him, ''Hey look, its Maroon five!'' Wolfie shouted in glee.

Nathan and his band face palmed, They weren't the only ones.

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